Official 2020 Election Results thread

[Nickdfresh]

NC just went pink too.

Where’s NickDUMBentia? Drinking himself into a stupor? Uh, I mean drinking himself into more of a stupor than he’s normally in!

Naw, I'd just fuck a 20-something bartender in that case...

[twonabomber]

meh...I'm goin' to bed.

If I hear fireworks I'll know who won.

If I hear sirens I'll know who won.

[FORD]

Arizona is looking good... and ex astronaut (and hubby of Gabby Giffords) Mark Kelly has won a Senate seat from the idiotic Martha McSilly. Thank God my 'other" home state is showing a little sanity tonight.

[Nickdfresh]

Ohio turning red now. Texas too. PA turns, and it’s all over but the crying of the Libtard tears.

Both Texas and Ohio were red, idiot. PA is a slow counting state, they're not even close counting the early voting. Retardigan...

[Nickdfresh]

BTW Von, the alcohol makes me less loopy than your AIDS medication makes you...

[FORD]

Polls just closed on the West Coast. All three states immediately projected "blue".

Cheeto takes Idaho. (Not exactly a shock there.... )

Current electoral numbers:

Biden: 209
Cheeto: 112

[Seshmeister]

meh...I'm goin' to bed.

If I hear fireworks I'll know who won.

If I hear sirens I'll know who won.

No fireworks for a few days by the looks of it...

[FORD]

This election should be nowhere near this close, given Cheeto's enormous failures.
Guess it turns out that I was right all along. Running AGAINST somebody doesn't guarantee you'll win elections, you have to stand FOR something, and these goddamned corporate Turd Way fake "democrats" have now wasted two election cycles on these pathetic useless candidates who were literally running on nothing except "I'm not Trump".

Biden will probably still win this in the end.... but it won't be by much. And Cheeto will probably try to fight it in the courts while his deranged MAGAtts try to fight it in the streets.

If Bernie were on the ballot today, I would be several beers into my celebratory drinking by now.

[FORD]

Hawaii goes to Biden. No surprise, another reliable perma-blue state. Add 4 more electorals to Joe's column.

Sadly, it looks like they gave Ohio to the Orange Imbecile. Does that mean fireworks or gun shots??

Biden - 213
Cheeto - 136

[FORD]

Cheeto "wins" Florida..... (yeah, sure he did)

[FORD]

Biden wins Minnesota

B- 223
T- 174

[Seshmeister]

I have to say no matter what happens now y'all are even more nuts than I thought.

[Seshmeister]

If Bernie were on the ballot today, I would be several beers into my celebratory drinking by now.

I really don't think so.

Someone inspiring smart without a legacy who wasn't a geriatric - maybe.

There's no way even if Bernie had become president that he would have been able to get anything through the house.

[FORD]

Believe me, I agree that there are a lot of nuts out there. All the MAGAtt Isis trucks on the road lately. I don't know where the fuck they came from, but my town voted 78% for Bernie in 2016, so we ain't exactly a haven of right wing terrorist white supremacy. Sure the wackjobs will occasionally drive into town for a rally at the state capitol (as seen in the Borat movie) but then they're gone again. This last week I've seen some with expensive Trump paint jobs on their $50,000 trucks. Not something a working class guy would be likely to do, so there's some big money bankrolling this bullshit. Not coming from Cheeto's broke orange ass, but somebody's paying for it.

[FORD]

Fuck. they gave Texas to Cheeto. Ordinarily, Texas going red wouldn't be unexpected, but it was a "tossup" or actually "light blue" in several maps the last couple of weeks. Which brings us up to....

Joe - 224
Cheeto - 212

That's cutting it way too close.