Khruangbin

[FORD]

Have no idea who that is, but she's more interesting than anybody who actually performed on that joke of a Grammy awards show this year.

[Kristy]

Good for you, slave FORD you're beginning to understand there is more to life than a blind worship of a shitty Montrose cover band.

[Nickdfresh]

I wish I was her tampon...

[Kristy]

Even the sad incel from Buffalo can't make a proper sexist joke

[Nickdfresh]

Even the sad incel from Buffalo can't make a proper sexist joke

Sorry, must be a byproduct of actually getting laid...

[Nickdfresh]

And furthermore, NIN is one of the greatest ever and if you can't see that than fucking sorry for you. Come on Kristy, I wanna fuck you like an animal! But hey,. at least someone does!

[Nitro Express]

*Yawn*

[Kristy]

NIN is muzak for fifteen year olds to make them feel rebellious when they're parents tell they can't get their ears pierced.

[Kristy]

Lizzy Mercier Descloux

[Nickdfresh]

NIN is muzak for fifteen year olds to make them feel rebellious when they're parents tell they can't get their ears pierced.

AKA your target dating demographic...

[Kristy]

She seems cool

[Kristy]

Now this is how you do a cover

[FORD]

That's the second French band to do a "lounge lizard" type cover of that song. I'd say they were also too drunk to remember the lyrics, but (as a Van Halen fan) that never means it can't be entertaining.

[Kristy]

POPPY! Eat a dick you Montrose cover band worshipers

[Kristy]

New Billy! God damn

[Kristy]

New Poppy album released!





So eat a dick, you cretins.

[FORD]

Why does that Billy Idol song sound like Chris Isaak? What kind of wicked game is Billy playing.....

[Kristy]

Why I LOVE taking drugs. Shit like this:

[Nickdfresh]

[FORD]

They might play this live better than Zep themselves did....

[Kristy]

Lez Zeppelin is the only Schellpy cover band that plagiarist limey bastard approves of simply for the drummer. They are embarrassing nonetheless - just like the ahem original.

[Kristy]

Quicky Licky Sticky note here: Poppy came to town last week and fucking slaughtered. First time I've been to Summit. Not a bad venue. Lots of freaks, fuckers, and freak fuckers there. I had a good time between the COVID-dodging and pussy waxing. Poppy been playing pretty much the same set on this tour about 40% new and some of her harder stuff for the middle. No covers I recognized but god damn I find her entertaining.

[Kristy]

Mdou Moctar - Chismiten. Mdou is BAD. Ass. Afrique Victime Was my top-rated as in being under-rated album of 2021. The god damn Tamasheq Jimi Hendrix of his day (Mdou is a lefty) - which is today as in these days and times, you cretins. Oh, the amount of drugs I did to this record last summer.

[Kristy]

Shitty sound but I like the guitar riff. Sounds like Monkees 'Last Train To Clarksville" without all the anti-American/Viet Nam rhetoric.



I think I'm going to start taking drugs again.

[FORD]

That sounds like early REM

[Kristy]

Do you ever listen to anything post 1983?

[FORD]

Post 1983? Definitely?

Post 1997? Very little that's worth listening to... aside from ADKOT & a few other things from bands who were already around before then.

Music, much like TV & radio, was pretty much destroyed by Bill Clinton's Corporate Media Consolidation Enabling Act of 1996

[FORD]

I might make an exception for that Moctar dude though.... I don't buy a lot of music that's not in English, because I pay attention to lyrics.... but that kind of guitar playing might override my objections...

[Kristy]

Surfy geeetur! Love the tone and playing. You won't find any of that Derek Trucks hippie shit here.

[Kristy]

Here's another one for you cretins so obsessed with corporate rock and metal. The Real Gone Tones are a band from Poland obviously raised on AMERICAN 50's rockabilly and culture: Elvis, Eddie Cochran, Wanda Jackson, Bill Haley, James Dean - all that shit. They also shine as a great band to do drugs to but I listen to attitude not namby-pamby brainwave activity upon which I have little. Personally, I love their guitar player. A no-nonsense mad scientist who relies on nothing but reverb, stock Telecaster, stale beer, and staler pussy. Lead singer Marla is also a joy to watch, non-pretentious as fuck. Even though they have been around for years I suggest you listen to them before a fuck knob like Jimmy Page cums around and steals from them - or Jack White or any other of those bloated corporate assholes who can all go and fuck themselves. The Real Gone Tones are anachronistic and fun.

And if YOU don't like them then you are soulless and dead inside. May you drown in the poison of Lake Erie.


Reverb, baby!


Ad here's is a cover of a cover that was stolen by two brain dead limeys. Here Slim Harpo is done justice

[Kristy]

April March, too. Although she's not reverby, she's druggy. I never thought I'd ever say this but I really miss my drugs. Drugs are like miniature Christmas presents and every day is Christmas while on drugs. For while on my Christmas drugs I can really, like really understand April March and I can forget all about how shit birds like Jimmy Page ever exist. Not that I'm recommend drug use, for that only takes away drugs for me. Fucking Biden and his runaway inflation. If this shit keeps up I'll turn into one of your cretins listening to arid corporate rock which will be the end of me.

[Kristy]

Oh FUCK! More reverb!



You know, I just realized. I'm so much cooler than all of you. Why? Reverb. That's why.

[Seshmeister]

[Kristy]

today, slave SESH became slave LAKE ERIE SESH

[ashstralia]

Apparently polish teenagers are as clueless about music as elvis presley was.

[Kristy]

Oh, you're one to talk. You root kangaroos and think Toto is still relevant.


Toto.

[Kristy]

Bitchin'

[Seshmeister]

Who sticks Joe Elliot's face on their album cover?

[Kristy]

French band, Swiss singer, impossible album to get. I don't do digital downloads

[Kristy]

Los Bitchos is another band I greatly admire. Love Serra Petale's guitar work.



By the way, you cretins, here's what Serra had to say about her guitar "hero" Edwardo Van Halen:

"“Unfortunately, I'm not Eddie Van Halen – may he rest in peace – but his guitar sound and style of playing are forever one of my influences. I've always tried to emulate him, even though I can’t go that fast. It was the fact that he could make me feel just by the guitar, that's what we go for."


Story here:

https://www.guitarworld.com/features...tivities-begin