Originally Posted by
Von Halen
You mean the "I'm a hick that desperately wants to be a rock star, so I steal a rock shows stage"?
One of the WORST shows I've ever been dragged to, for the ONLY reason to go see this douche. Pussy.
My three worst shows ever. All 3 I went for pussy.
1. Phil Collins. HORRIBLE show. Great pussy. I married her. RIP
2. Toby Keith. HORRIBLE show. Okay pussy. I whored her out to all my "friends", then dumped her.
3. Garth Brooks. HORRIBLE show. Good pussy. Too bad she was a psycho bitch from hell. Dumped her.