The Greatest Song Ever Written

[Von Halen]

Performed by the GREAT Kid Rock! A true Patriot!

[Kristy]

Really, Von? Here I was thinking you were a fray above this white trash horseshit.

[Von Halen]

Really, Von? Here I was thinking you were a fray above this white trash horseshit.

Turns out you were wrong. Greatest song EVER.

You, Sesh, FROD and NickDemonRAT can all suck on all the truth the Kid so beautifully put into words and music.

[Kristy]

So what are you trying to say here, Von? That you're slumming with low-rent white trash or perhaps, you finally found a home among your inbred brethren?

[Nickdfresh]

Von will be fucking his sister to this trailer trash anthem!

[Von Halen]

Von will be fucking his sister to this trailer trash anthem!

I don’t have a sister, but I’ll fuck your sister and your mom, if they’re not as ugly as you.

[Nickdfresh]

Neither do I, so you'll have to go back to your hand and dreams of Kristy...

[Nickdfresh]

BTW, haven't listened yet, but who's tune did that uncreative, phoney baloney POS steal this time?

[Von Halen]

BTW, haven't listened yet, but who's tune did that uncreative, phoney baloney POS steal this time?

You better not watch it. You'll get your Libtard pussy feelings hurt.

Maybe he stole it from the band featured on the song with him. Monster Truck. From Hamilton, Ontario. Good to see some good Canadian boys that aren't Liberal faggit lovers, like Trudope.

[Nickdfresh]

You better not watch it. You'll get your Libtard pussy feelings hurt.

Maybe he stole it from the band featured on the song with him. Monster Truck. From Hamilton, Ontario. Good to see some good Canadian boys that aren't Liberal faggit lovers, like Trumdope.

Fixed it for you Mushroom Dick Orange lover...

[Von Halen]

Fixed it for you Mushroom Dick Orange lover...

Seek help for your TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome). In case you hadn't noticed, he's long gone.

Now go watch this video over and over until it sinks in how true it is, and how big of a pussy Libtard you are.

[Nickdfresh]

Seek help for your TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome). In case you hadn't noticed, he's long gone.

Now go watch this video over and over until it sinks in how true it is, and how big of a pussy Libtard you are.

You first, dickhead...

Okay Von, who is your dog now? LOL

[Nickdfresh]

Oh Von you fucking faggot! Kid Rock is your "hero". Just sad, old man...

Von loves rap-rock faggotry!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Oh fuck! Rob Zombie wants his act back!

[Seshmeister]

Haven't listened to it but here are the lyrics - I guess his first career as a rocket surgeon didn't work out?

Don't Tell Me How To Live"
(feat. Monster Truck)

Fuck all you hoes
Detroit till I die motherfucker
Talking all that bullshit
Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live

I'm a moonshine sipper straight slipping into darkness
Far from harmless, I'm more like the sharpest
Tool in the shed, no I never been the smartest
Well, make no mistake, I hit the fucking hardest
Devil without a cause, you heard me screaming
And twenty years later, bitch I still fucking mean it
Motherfucker you ain't never met a motherfucker like this
Kiss my ass and you can suck a dick, sideways
My way or the highway, listen up
Ain't nothing changed here, I still don't give a fuck
So what the fuck's up with all the backlash
You snowflakes, here's a newsflash

Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live

Years ago, we all thought it was a joke, see?
That every kid got a motherfucking trophy
But yo homie, here's a situation
A nation of pussies is our next generation
And these minions and their agendas
Every opinion has a millennial offended
But this amendment one, it rings true
And if it don't descend bitch, then see number two
Ain't nothing new, right church, wrong pew
Get a clue or prove your fake news and views
Can all kick the bottom of my motherfucking shoe
I'm the last of a few still screaming fuck you

Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live
Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live

Oh, gonna soar like an eagle
My wings will carry me away
I've got the heart of a lion
And I get stronger every day

You never tell me shit, you never flip my script
Because I'm more outrageous than the Vegas strip
You're like Mayberry bitch, I'm hard and crisp
High risk hillbilly but I'm filthy rich
You're like Milli Vanilli, kinda silly and shit
I'm like Shotgun Willy smoking fillies and shit
I'm like Reverend Ron or David Lee Roth
Like Springsteen bitch, I'm the motherfucking boss
James Dean, shit, I'm more like Brad Pitt
A little less pretty but I sling more dick
I twang more riffs, I slide through grass
I rip more lines than a ten pound bass
Pass the mic, I'm like sloe gin fizz
And ain't nobody, and ain't nobody

Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live