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    The Greatest Song Ever Written

    Performed by the GREAT Kid Rock! A true Patriot!

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    Really, Von? Here I was thinking you were a fray above this white trash horseshit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Really, Von? Here I was thinking you were a fray above this white trash horseshit.
    Turns out you were wrong. Greatest song EVER.

    You, Sesh, FROD and NickDemonRAT can all suck on all the truth the Kid so beautifully put into words and music.

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    So what are you trying to say here, Von? That you're slumming with low-rent white trash or perhaps, you finally found a home among your inbred brethren?

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    Von will be fucking his sister to this trailer trash anthem!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    Von will be fucking his sister to this trailer trash anthem!
    I don’t have a sister, but I’ll fuck your sister and your mom, if they’re not as ugly as you.

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    Neither do I, so you'll have to go back to your hand and dreams of Kristy...

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    BTW, haven't listened yet, but who's tune did that uncreative, phoney baloney POS steal this time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    BTW, haven't listened yet, but who's tune did that uncreative, phoney baloney POS steal this time?
    You better not watch it. You'll get your Libtard pussy feelings hurt.

    Maybe he stole it from the band featured on the song with him. Monster Truck. From Hamilton, Ontario. Good to see some good Canadian boys that aren't Liberal faggit lovers, like Trudope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    You better not watch it. You'll get your Libtard pussy feelings hurt.

    Maybe he stole it from the band featured on the song with him. Monster Truck. From Hamilton, Ontario. Good to see some good Canadian boys that aren't Liberal faggit lovers, like Trumdope.
    Fixed it for you Mushroom Dick Orange lover...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    Fixed it for you Mushroom Dick Orange lover...
    Seek help for your TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome). In case you hadn't noticed, he's long gone.

    Now go watch this video over and over until it sinks in how true it is, and how big of a pussy Libtard you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Seek help for your TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome). In case you hadn't noticed, he's long gone.

    Now go watch this video over and over until it sinks in how true it is, and how big of a pussy Libtard you are.
    You first, dickhead...

    Okay Von, who is your dog now? LOL
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    Oh Von you fucking faggot! Kid Rock is your "hero". Just sad, old man...

    Von loves rap-rock faggotry!!!
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    Oh fuck! Rob Zombie wants his act back!

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    I really don't understand how Von or Kid Rock think that an authoritarian Trump government that does whatever the evangelical churches want will somehow mean more freedom?

    Who spends more fucking time telling people how to live than churches?

    Also this is a government that doesn't want you to have the freedom to vote it out if you don't like it?
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    Haven't listened to it but here are the lyrics - I guess his first career as a rocket surgeon didn't work out?

    Don't Tell Me How To Live"
    (feat. Monster Truck)

    Fuck all you hoes
    Detroit till I die motherfucker
    Talking all that bullshit
    Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live

    I'm a moonshine sipper straight slipping into darkness
    Far from harmless, I'm more like the sharpest
    Tool in the shed, no I never been the smartest
    Well, make no mistake, I hit the fucking hardest
    Devil without a cause, you heard me screaming
    And twenty years later, bitch I still fucking mean it
    Motherfucker you ain't never met a motherfucker like this
    Kiss my ass and you can suck a dick, sideways
    My way or the highway, listen up
    Ain't nothing changed here, I still don't give a fuck
    So what the fuck's up with all the backlash
    You snowflakes, here's a newsflash

    Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live

    Years ago, we all thought it was a joke, see?
    That every kid got a motherfucking trophy
    But yo homie, here's a situation
    A nation of pussies is our next generation
    And these minions and their agendas
    Every opinion has a millennial offended
    But this amendment one, it rings true
    And if it don't descend bitch, then see number two
    Ain't nothing new, right church, wrong pew
    Get a clue or prove your fake news and views
    Can all kick the bottom of my motherfucking shoe
    I'm the last of a few still screaming fuck you

    Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live
    Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live

    Oh, gonna soar like an eagle
    My wings will carry me away
    I've got the heart of a lion
    And I get stronger every day

    You never tell me shit, you never flip my script
    Because I'm more outrageous than the Vegas strip
    You're like Mayberry bitch, I'm hard and crisp
    High risk hillbilly but I'm filthy rich
    You're like Milli Vanilli, kinda silly and shit
    I'm like Shotgun Willy smoking fillies and shit
    I'm like Reverend Ron or David Lee Roth
    Like Springsteen bitch, I'm the motherfucking boss
    James Dean, shit, I'm more like Brad Pitt
    A little less pretty but I sling more dick
    I twang more riffs, I slide through grass
    I rip more lines than a ten pound bass
    Pass the mic, I'm like sloe gin fizz
    And ain't nobody, and ain't nobody

    Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live

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    I thought Bob Ritchie stopped pretending to be a rapper and was a pretend Country singer now? Did he get kicked out of Nashville for being too much of a Trumpsucking douche?? I guess even the redneck right wing establishment has its limits?
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    I'm like Shotgun Willy smoking fillies and shit
    I'm like Reverend Ron or David Lee Roth
    Like Springsteen bitch, I'm the motherfucking boss
    James Dean, shit, I'm more like Brad Pitt
    He's just all over the place. Willy Nelson hated Trump. Roth is very pro choice on abortion, Springsteen and Brad Pitt both big time mainstream Democrat supporters.

    Oh and he says he has a big dick and he's rich, I'm very happy for him.

    He's like if Sebastian Bach had a brain injury.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    He's just all over the place. Willy Nelson hated Trump. Roth is very pro choice on abortion, Springsteen and Brad Pitt both big time mainstream Democrat supporters.

    Oh and he says he has a big dick and he's rich, I'm very happy for him.

    He's like if Sebastian Bach had a brain injury.
    Seshy Seshy Seshy. Are you wearing your panties too tight these days? Watch the video and listen to the song. If it doesn't make you smile, you have no business being here any longer. I understand you Libtards are sensitive, have no sense of humor, and get your feelers hurt easily, but this is fucking classic. Say what you want about this dude, but he has a knack for catchy tunes. By the way, the mention of the names you listed, has nothing to do with said individuals politics. But I can understand how a Libtard would jump to a conclusion and form an opinion with absolutely ZERO investigation on their own part.

    No wonder this place has become the Sesh, Ford, WikiNickiDelusional and Kristy circlejerk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Seshy Seshy Seshy. Are you wearing your panties too tight these days? Watch the video and listen to the song. If it doesn't make you smile, you have no business being here any longer.
    Ok fair enough I was travelling and only read the lyrics.

    At this point though I still don't know if it's a joke or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Ok fair enough I was travelling and only read the lyrics.

    At this point though I still don't know if it's a joke or not.
    It is not a joke. However, if he were on the complete opposite side of the political spectrum as me, and wrote a song accordingly, I'd still think it was funny. I might not think it's the greatest song ever, but I'd still think it was funny.

    But hey, I'm not an overly sensitive little Libtard pussy, like WikiNicki.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post

    But hey, I'm not an overly sensitive little Libtard pussy, like WikiNicki.

    You're far worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    It is not a joke. However,
    It is, they and you just don't get it...

    if he were on the complete opposite side of the political spectrum as me, and wrote a song accordingly, I'd still think it was funny. I might not think it's the greatest song ever, but I'd still think it was funny.
    If New Kids on the Block wrote a pro-trump song, you'd cum your Trump store thong. The one made in China for the Vongina!..

    But hey, I'm not an overly sensitive little Libtard pussy, like WikiNicki.
    Apparently, you're not overly tasteful or smart, either...

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    It's still better than the Von rap-rock hour of faggotry....


    Just embarrassing really, old man...
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    LOL. Vonny is old. Spid Cock is his ninth middle-aged crisis.

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    Oh my Ford, that fat fuck took the Lord's name in vain. Shame on him.

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