Kristy's Weekend Playoff Pics

[FORD]

Still upset that the Russ Boy is coming to Denver?

He's not. But COVID Aaron might be......

https://www.espn.com/blog/green-bay-packers/post/_/id/51817/nathaniel-hackett-to-broncos-wont-quiet-the-aaron-rodgers-to-denver-talk

[Kristy]

No one here wants QArron. Russell Wilson is coming to Denvoid. He'll be here sometime next month. And your chewing gum freak coach can suck it.

[Kristy]

[Kristy]

COVID been very, very good to KArron

[Nickdfresh]

[Kristy]

Let's see. Who's playing tomorrow.

The Disgraceful to Native American Populations Football Team

vs.

The Disgraceful Let's Lock Wild Animals Up In Cages Football Team

Kansas Shitty should win this by the end of the first 1/3 of the 1st quarter by halftime. The other team will receive a participation trophy, a box of Clorox wipes, some leftover Halloween candy, and a deck of playing cards.

Score: 100,000,000 to 5

The Stipper Glitter L.A. Rams

vs.

The Entire Smell of Fisherman's Wharf

The Bay Area Liberal Nazis will have a two touchdown lead only to give it up to the Hollywood Liberal Elite Nazis in the third quarter. Then in the firth quarter become lazy F A T Hollywood elite liberal fucks again when the Illuminati pull a mind control stunt and brainwash the San Francisco into believing they are the true Patriots.

Score: 30-10 then 14-3 then 56 to 9 then 18 to 12 then 6 to 9 then 34 to 6 and so on.

[Kristy]

Oh, and Russell Wilson will be signing his contract with the Denvoid Dumbfucks any day now.

[FORD]

Cheater Brady hangs up his cleats.....

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33173652/tom-brady-retiring-22-seasons-seven-super-bowl-wins-new-england-patriots-tampa-bay-buccaneers-sources-say

I expect his buddy the Gronk will soon follow. They can't seem to play anywhere without each other.

[Kristy]

Great. Wonderful news. He is free now to run for Senate as a REPUBLICAN

[FORD]

Joe Burrow just pulled off exactly what Brady failed to do last week.... or technically, his kicker did. 2nd half comebacks only count if your team scores the last points.

State Farm Insurance no longer has either of their commercial spokesjocks in the Super Bowl.

Now let's get rid of the Cheating Assed Rams, and maybe we'll get a game worth watching.....

[FORD]

Fuck the Cheating Ass Rams.
Fuck Cooper Cuck with a chainsaw.
Fuck McVay and his terrorist father (seriously, his name is Tim. I'm not kidding)
Fuck the corrupt ass referees for stealing the game for them AGAIN.

Also, fuck Janeane Garafolo's little brother for that stupid interception.

[FORD]

unofficial logo of Seahawks fans who are hitching a ride on the Bengals bandwagon for the next two weeks. Fuck the Cheating Ass Rams.

[Kristy]

The Ram s did not cheat. Next you'll be saying Trump's election was stolen from him

[FORD]

Technically they didn't cheat... they just paid off the referees to cheat on their behalf.

[Seshmeister]

I had to google to find out where Cincinatti was on the map.

Usually I only watch one game a year, the super bowl and I've won money betting on it for the last 4 years running knowing very little.