Kristy's Weekend Playoff Pics

[FORD]

Even though the game itself will be played in Collieforneea, I'm going to call this the "Ice Bowl" because I'm predicting Green Bay vs Buffalo. And then I'll probably be rooting for the Bills, because Rodgers turned into a MAGAtt horse-paste eating anti-vaxxer lunatic.

[Kristy]

Best thing about the cheating ass Rams vs Ball inflating Brady & the Cuckaneers?? The refs can't rig the game for both of them. Let cheating Tom win one more game, because I'm sick of Tim er... Sean McVeigh and his troop of asswipes. Then next week Aaron rodgers can cough on Brady and take him out of commission or whatever.

Still upset that the Russ Boy is coming to Denver?

[FORD]

Saturday's games... I don't think I saw one competent offense among all 4 teams playing. Both games were tied in the 4th quarter with low scores, won at the last second by field goals. But at least Superspreader Rogers is out.

Forgot that Notthatgoddamnedthugagain Suh was playing for the Bucs. Hope he stomps Cooper Cuck's ankles.

[FORD]

Damn it.. that ball deflating son of a bitch almost pulled it off... came back from a 27-3 deficit at halftime to tie the game at the end of the 4th quarter.... only to lose at the buzzer to a cheating ass Rams field goal.

Tom, hasn't your team ever heard of an "onside kick", for fucks sake??

Guess it's up to the 69'ers to take the cheating ass Rams out. So for two weeks in a row, I'll be rooting for one team I hate to take out the other one.

Either way, I'll be backing the AFC in the Super Bowl. No way I can be for either SF or Cheating Ass Rams.

[Terry]

I was surprised the Bucs didn't go for the two point conversion.

[FORD]

I actually thought they would. I guess Brady figured that he was safer going into overtime with a tie than the usual 1% chance that a 2 pt play would actually work.... and not working would leave him with a 1 point loss.

He didn't see the Rams getting a field goal in that little amount of time. Can't blame him for that, I didn't think that would happen either.

[twonabomber]

If the Rams get in, it would be two years in a row that a team plays a Super Bowl in their home stadium.

Beyond that, meh. I'm on days that weekend and will probably go to a movie after work like I have the last few years.

[FORD]

The last two minutes of that Bills/Chiefs game were off the fucking chain. Gone to OT.....

[FORD]

Damn, I actually thought Buffalo could go all the way this year. Good thing I didn't bet any money on this week's games, since I was 0 - 4

[Seshmeister]

Seems I was mostly right. Except for those fucking birds. Van Josephs defense seemed to be playing in a entirely different game. Fuck Arizona anyway and their bamboo MAGAs

So anyway we are now in the next phase of the Divisional Playoffs and the slave owners are rejoicing except for Jerry Jones who is a complete and utter asshole.

First up, the Snorty Miners vs. The "Immunized" Fudge Packing Cheese

Kyle Shanahan is a loser. While those F A T fucks in Texuus bitch and moan about Mike McCarthy's horrendous coaching decisions, bad clock management and that 4th and 11 call, Shanahan has his own style on how to fuck up a game and no question he will fuck this one up. The Packers on the other hand with a fully COVID-free Rodgers playing in Land Rover Field should pull a win out of their collective assholes somewhere in the third quarter when Shanny goes all Mike McCarthy. Score? Lots of Rodgers strikes that will called back on bullshit penalties but somewhere near 42 points for the Green snots and let's say @17 for the Bay Buttfuckers.

Clams vs. Fuckaneers

Rams have shown they can play defense when they want to. Yet, they are still unreliable and with Richie Rich Boy Stafford at the helm they are more unpredictable. Brady on the other hand has started showing his age but he bitches a lot like a little girl on the first day of school to get his way so he will get his way and win. Score? Bucs will be in the neighborhood of 28 points while Sean McVay will be left to ponder which team actually showed up to play. So only 14 points for them.

Pills vs. The Red Racist

No question the Bills are formidable. These brazen motherfuckers laid some hefty bitch-slaps on the disgusting F A T hoodie's running game. That was fun to watch. Josh Allen ran over them like Keanu Reeves driving a bus in that you know bus movie. Problemo is they are playing in Kansas City the most racist slave-owned football team on earth. Nit Combs with his concussions and slowly dying grey matter as a result can only remember to throw the ball to and when will trounce all over the Bills like a water lily on a summer pond. Score? Bills 34, the concussive slave 42

Tigers vs. Some Team No One Cares About

All I want to know is Derrick Henry going to be activated for this game. If so, then is over for the Bengals and their shitty defense. Really I could care less about this game much less the score.

It's posts like these that stoke the fires of the 'Kristy is actually a big hairy middle aged man' conspiracy theories...

[Von Halen]

It's posts like these that stoke the fires of the 'Kristy is actually a big hairy middle aged man' conspiracy theories...

Well...that and I've given "her" multiple opportunities to meet, and (s)he flakes out every time.

[Kristy]

I did not watch these games over the past weekend. Okay, parts of them but they were soooooooo boring I ended up taking the dog for a walk or two. Is Tennessee dull or what? The Conference games won't be any better so let's just skip to the end and call it a Chiefs win for the Stuporbowl. Nitcombs appears to be the only one who can maintain his cool long enough not to fuck up a lead or throw interceptions. What else? Brady will retire for the dude just looks burnt out and his has more money than Gawd and can make millions more doing endorsement and commentary and blowing Trump on golf courses. Dipshit Rodgers will leave Green Bay (no conspiracy theory) he threw that game as an excuse to leave that shithole town. Where will he end up? Maybe Denvoid but most likely not opting to go to The Saints or The Giants. Bills will be dominant in 2022 since many of the Chiefs coaches will leave to pursue higher paying jobs and the NFL in general will continue to suck with over commercialism, annoying announcers, and one new slave owner coming to Denvoid. Maybe Jeff Bozos in which case watch Amazon ads go through the roof on NFL games in 2022.


Oh, and Von can go fuck himself. Derek Trucks is a crab-infested filthy hippie. Three-and-a-half hours guitar solos are for losers.

[Nitro Express]

It's posts like these that stoke the fires of the 'Kristy is actually a big hairy middle aged man' conspiracy theories...

By the musical tastes could be a tranny. Anyways you can identify as anything these days. Like Bob Ross used to say while doing his cheesy paintings,”It’s your world and you can make it anything you want.”

[Kristy]

You F A T cretins wish I was a "tranny" Then you wouldn't feel so guilty about looking at trans porn sites

[Von Halen]

I don't feel guilty.

Where we meeting?