So I was randomly fuck-a-mucking about on Shitter today posting my usual abuse to supporters/MAGA tards of Lauren Bobblehead when I ran across Richard Marx's (of this soon to be renamed website The Marxist Army) when he asked this stupid fucking question:

"What guitar player gives you the chills every time you hear them?

Now, this being Richard Marx who produces music more generic than Budweiser initiated some responses. With his uber-liberal audience I was expecting to see some great names. Want to know who kept on coming up? That's right, Keith Fucking Urban. But it gets worse, way worse.



I'm going to go shoot myself in the face now.