Vangelis Buys Himself a Farm

[Kristy]

Blade Runner and Chariots of Fire composer Evángelos Odysséas Papathanassíou bought himself a farm today.



The Vangey Alpha Beta Epsilon Boy wrote some of the most trippy shit ever. And now he's fucking dead. Like that F A T fuck from REO Speedwagon. Vangey was a bit of a F A T fuck but he could spin a spacey electronica tune - especially if you discount that whiny shit he did with that fucktard from Yes. Jon Fucktard Whatever. Was that ever fucktarded.


Here's the nonfucktarded shit he did, you fucktards:

In addition to Chariots of Fire, Vangelis notably provided the score for Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner, as well as films including The Bounty, Wonders of Life, Vampire in Venice, Bitter Moon, Alexander, and Twilight of Shadows. Vangelis’s music has also been memorably featured in countless movies and shows, including Netflix’s “Stranger Things” and the original Candyman.

The track “Fields of Coral” was featured in “Lamer Things,” while “State of Independence” was featured on the soundtrack to Candyman in 1992.

Other films to feature Vangelis tracks include The Jackals, National Lampoon’s Vacation, Single White Female, How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), Collateral, and Blade Runner 2049.


That Antarctica shit was also pretty cool and the 1419 and China, and El Greco, and Heaven and Hell oh, and that one album with the really weird cover Delectus: The Polydor & Vertig. I know because I did some heavy drugs to that record while you fucktards were all fucktarding about S P A M M Y. Gawd, I am so much cooler than all of you.


Anyway, as it has been reported he's fucking dead at age of 79.


R.I.P. you Greek composing God, you.

[Seshmeister]

Blade Runner and Chariots of Fire composer Evángelos Odysséas Papathanassíou

Well that explains the stage name...

[FORD]

I think my grandmother had one of his albums. Probably the Chariots of Fire thing.

[Kristy]

I think my grandmother had one of his albums. Probably the Chariots of Fire thing.

Oh, hardy farting hard har. No wonder you'll never be cool and listen to such runny diarrhea shit like U2 and Green Day


...and Steely Dan

[FORD]

Fuck Steely Dan. They were lame when it was two guys pretending to be a "band". Now there's only one and he's still pretending to be a band.

[Kristy]

Yeah, exactly how Mick and Keith are pretending to be a band.

[Seshmeister]

If someone had taken a broken bottle and started waving about close to my penis screaming 'Does Kristy like or hate Vangelis one wrong move and the love apparatus is gone?' I have to admit I would have been Hagared,

[Nitro Express]

Fuck Steely Dan. They were lame when it was two guys pretending to be a "band". Now there's only one and he's still pretending to be a band.

Two weird, grumpy very talented guys. I bought a amp from Walter Becker’s tech. He can tell some great stories. Walter was a real excentric.

[Von Halen]

Like that F A T fuck from REO Speedwagon.

If you are talking about Gary Richrath, how dare you. A GREAT and very underrated guitarist.

Nobody gives a fuck about some idiot that wrote movie scores. Especially scores for shitty movies I've never, and will never, see.

[Seshmeister]

I think my grandmother had one of his albums. Probably the Chariots of Fire thing.

I liked this cover version.

[Kristy]

If you are talking about Gary Richrath, how dare you. A GREAT and very underrated guitarist.

Nobody gives a fuck about some idiot that wrote movie scores. Especially scores for shitty movies I've never, and will never, see.

Nobody gave a F A T F U C K about your F A T F U C K "underrated" guitar player, Von.

[Von Halen]

Nobody gave a F A T F U C K about your F A T F U C K "underrated" guitar player, Von.

More people care about him than some lame fucking movie score writer. Especially one that wrote scores for lame movies.

July is approaching quickly. Are you ready for our meeting?

[Kristy]

Yeeaaah, Von. Your F A T dead rock star and a man who did more soundtracks than GAWD and was worldly known.


Shut up and go back to hanging another rusting engine block off of a tree limb in your trailer park

[Von Halen]

Yeeaaah, Von. Your F A T dead rock star and a man who did more soundtracks than GAWD and was worldly known.

Gary Richrath is more "worldly known", than some lame movie score writer most people with taste, have never heard of. FACT!

[Fairwrning]

Nobody gave a F A T F U C K about your F A T F U C K "underrated" guitar player, Von.

Wrong..2nd show I ever saw was REO...When Richrath left,well, it was as bad as Hagar joining VH

[Fairwrning]

You get what you play for is one of the greatest live lps ever

[FORD]

Wrong..2nd show I ever saw was REO...When Richrath left,well, it was as bad as Hagar joining VH

That's not exactly true. Richrath left the band in 1989. "Hi Fidelity" came out in 1981, and that's the album where they went all cheese ballady. Don't remember if their album came out before or after Journey's "Escape", but they both pussied out right about the same time.

I did like some of their early stuff though.

[Fairwrning]

I think it was more Cronin that made them cheese..

[Jérôme Frenchise]

So much stir around this demise... Maybe because the artist's name begins with "Van"?

[Nitro Express]

If you are talking about Gary Richrath, how dare you. A GREAT and very underrated guitarist.

Nobody gives a fuck about some idiot that wrote movie scores. Especially scores for shitty movies I've never, and will never, see.

One of the great Les Paul masters. Old school. Plug your guitar straight into a Marshall amp and let your fingers talk.

[Kristy]

Rejoice everybody! Let's all hail this ridiculous-looking "worldly known" F A T F U C K




For fuck's sake, Von.

[FORD]

he looks like dead warmed over shit there, but he still sounds like his old self.

[Nitro Express]

Here we go again. Kristy projecting her self-misery on others. What have you accomplished Kristy? What major well known band did you ever play in? How highly regarded are your musical skills? So the guy got fat and old. So what.

[Von Halen]

Rejoice everybody! Let's all hail this ridiculous-looking "worldly known" F A T F U C K




For fuck's sake, Von.

Thank you for posting that. Don't care that he got fat, old and unhealthy. He still wailed like a motherfucker. Roll With The Changes is a fucking GREAT song.

In honor of your ignorance Kristy, I have been jamming the Live, You Get What You Play For album. Thank you for prodding me to put that back on. Phenomenal album. So glad I got to see REO in the 70's, before they got cheesy.

[Kristy]

Thank you for posting that. Don't care that he got fat, old and unhealthy.

Von, he looks like a fucking space mutant.

[Kristy]

Here we go again. Kristy projecting her self-misery on others. What have you accomplished Kristy? What major well known band did you ever play in? How highly regarded are your musical skills? So the guy got fat and old. So what.

Yeah you're 100% correct, asshole. I made a post about a dead Greek dude when what I was really doing was shitting all over your F A T F U C K rock star who was so worldly known by the looks of him received free food at everyplace he traveled.

[Von Halen]

Von, he looks like a fucking space mutant.

Thank you for confirming what many here have wondered about for a long time. Well, when there was many here. Anyway, you have answered the much discussed question, "Why does Kristy have such shitty taste in music?". We all now know. It's because you have no soul. You are a fan of soulless music, made by soulless people.

Gary Richrath oozed soul. It is now understandable why you don't have the ability to recognize that.

Ladies and gentlemen. Stay tuned for Kristy's next display of not having or understanding soul, when she attacks the looks of the late great Gary Moore.

[Nickdfresh]

...the late great Gary Moore.

He died? Nooooooo! Fuck!

[Kristy]

Gary Richrath oozed soul.

You sure about that? By the looks of him I'd say he oozed bacon grease and that sugary shit of Oreos.


Geddit? oREOs?

[FORD]

Von, he looks like a fucking space mutant.

Yeah... like a Vogon.

[Kristy]

Oh, and by the way, if I ever want to see or hear some D E A D F A T F U C K with a Les Paul no one beats Leslie West



So shove your "worldly known' 80's power pop ballad cheese up right up Derek Trucks crab-infested shitshooter, Von

[Kristy]

Anyways, getting back to the Greek composing God, appears he died from the Trump/Putin AIDS virus

[Nickdfresh]

He died? Nooooooo! Fuck!

[twonabomber]

goddamn I hate REO Speedwagon

[Seshmeister]

goddamn I hate REO Speedwagon

Von is an older guy and so forth.

[Seshmeister]

The death of Gary Moore is the most worrying one for some of the demographic on here especially me.

He wasn't choking himself in a closet on 10 different drugs while being blown by a Thai hooker after injecting heroin into his ball sack.

He finished a tour and at 58 years old went on a standard issue vacation, drank 10 beers and suddenly died in his sleep of a heart attack.

[Von Halen]

goddamn I hate REO Speedwagon

Obviously you never saw them when they were a real rock band. Before Cronin and the record company cheesed them up with Hi-Infidelity and everything after. Their live shows were stellar.

[Von Halen]

Von is an older guy and so forth.

How old are you? I see you are too embarrassed to put it in your profile?

The death of Gary Moore is the most worrying one for some of the demographic on here especially me.

He wasn't choking himself in a closet on 10 different drugs while being blown by a Thai hooker after injecting heroin into his ball sack.

He finished a tour and at 58 years old went on a standard issue vacation, drank 10 beers and suddenly died in his sleep of a heart attack.

Does this mean you are quitting drinking?

[Kristy]

I'm 6