'Under siege': Trump says FBI raided Mar-a-Lago

[Kristy]

Smug rich liberals.

Boring.

Really. You are just showing your desperation now. Face it, Trump is a criminal, he had top secret documents and knew what they were and also knew that he wasn't entitled to have them in his possession.

Game set and match Garland.

Trump only has himself to blame.

The general opinion of Trumps base these fuckboats defend, which is slowly getting smaller and smaller according to recent polls.

Better, stronger and smarter fascistic Republicans are on the way.

[Kristy]

Ol' orange F A T T Y's new friend

[Kristy]

What's the betting ol orange F A T T Y declassified those documents himself? So it's all good.

Ol' orange F A T T Y getting ready to get into Air Force One, took the time to submit and approve declassification requests for over 50 boxes of high-level, top secret and FYEO government documents. I don't care what anyone says, but that's an administrative feat in anybody's book. How do you think he did it? Let's do this as a multiple choice:

A. Had each record laid out on the Resolute Desk (at least 100,000 of them) and went through them one by one, signing and stamping DECLASSIFIED on the cover page.

B. Had his staff scan all records into the White House database, lodge the request electronically and ol' orange F A T T Y approved it from his inbox.

C. Waved his hands over the boxes as they were being loaded into Air Force One and uttered a magical invocation, without reading them first.

Don't jump in, slave FORD. We know you already know the answer.

[FORD]

Well... we all know the ignorant Orange fuck can't read even at 5th grade level, so his "expert analysis" of dozens of (supposed to be) secure documents?? Yeah that ain't happening.

More like it was Cheeto's addendum to the Nixon rule.....

[FORD]

[FORD]

[FORD]

Definition of a "dumb blonde" - 2022 edition....

[FORD]

[Kristy]

Dark day for America, indeed.

FBI men sniffed Melania's panties.Trump is an alpha male and he's not going to take this lying down. He'll be as angry as the Hulkster:

[Kristy]

Meanwhile...Republicans found some new suckers to bankroll:

It's Milo, the sequel. That's what they all said at the insurrection, remember? Criminal? Moi? We're just having a jolly revolution. It may not happen overnight, but it will happen. This one will be televised - 24 hour coverage on Fox and Newsmax.

Should be great for the ratings.

[FORD]

There have only been two white rap groups that were ever worth listening to at all. The Beastie Boys & Consolidated. Those two autotuned MAGAtt posers aren't even remotely contenders. Hell, even Vanilla Ice laughs at them....

[Kristy]

Ol' orange F A T T Y is having a sad

[Von Halen]

Teflon Don is fine!

[FORD]

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