Hey Von lets go to the bar and have a drink! You silly motherfucker! Still love you! Not the boring as fuck Amherst or Williamsville ones, The dank motherfucker bars in Josh Allentown like the Pink! Filled with cobwebs, AIDS and possibly a body in the corner - but the best steak sandwich you'll ever have!!
I'm old, chubby and ain't pretty as I used to be but I had a pilled-up college drunk girl grab my balls there a few weeks back. Middle of the day trying to get her car but she got fucked up again. Sadly she went out to smoke and jumped ion the car with some dudes. I maybe should've called the cops fuck....