Haha even hard core Hagarites are questioning their hero.
Haha even hard core Hagarites are questioning their hero.
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A rare moment Edward would be proud of Dave. Sam got played like the cheesy bitch he is.Originally Posted by Nitro Express
Time for Cabo Slobo to run off and hide with Guy French Fry.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
Fucking idiot. Insulting The Dave will get his ass NOWHERE!
"He can come out and sing a song on a show or two, if he can remember the words."
Remember....Dave is the master at psychology.
There is one way Dave could twist the knife even more now.
The Death of A Thousand Cuts? 😆
All Dave has to say is "Sure. Just name the time and place and the songs you will allow me to sing".
Spammy will be fit to be tied if Dave says something like that.
It would turn that one gig into a MAJOR MEDIA EVENT STARRING THE FRONTMAN FOR VAN HALEN, DAVID LEE ROTH!!!, and the spambot would appear to be the opener for his OWN GIG!
Even if Uncle Dave only plays at ONE show, he will upstage the entire rest of the tour!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But, he is a class act.
I is settling down in a Comfy Chair wit some popcorn to watch this soap opera unfold.
In fact, even if Dave does NOTHING from here on out, this will STILL be a footnote in history, overshadowing Spamulus Flatulus.
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That’s what drives Sam nuts. Dave has the legacy and not him and Van Halen finished with Dave and they were on some television shows and had pretty good promotion of the band.
Meanwhile Sam is playing with some small band at the reservation casino. Sam made a lot of money and I wish he would disappear and enjoy it but he’s not happy unless he’s the Big Guy. Sam wants to be The Man. He ain’t. It’s Eddie and Dave and Sam is with the bass player.
It still cracks me up Sam wrote a song about aliens and love. About the time Van Halen started wearing pajamas and walking like they had a stick up their ass.
Last edited by Nitro Express; 11-23-2023 at 05:36 AM.
That should have come with a "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warning. FWIW, that singer fully committed to imitating Hagar. Very bizarre, but whatever.
My 2-year old girl is a budding CVH fan. She goes nuts whenever I play video of the 1982 Largo or 1984 Montreal shows. Hopefully, my 8-month old son will follow suit.
A couple of months ago, I was playing the "Panama" music video on YouTube for her when I had to run to the kitchen to make a bottle for the little dude. After a minute or so, both kids started crying and it quickly turned into a full meltdown. Over their crying I could hear the video had changed over to something else, which I assumed was a YT commercial. Nope, YT auto played "Summer Nights" from Live Without a Net. Yuck!!! Once I realized what the problem was, I was proud of both of them for the appropriate reaction to such utter dreck. Crisis was quickly averted after I switched that mistake off.
"“We’re gonna go deep into the Van Halen catalog,” Hagar told Howard Stern on Tuesday. “If you’re gonna go deep into the Van Halen catalog, you need Joe Satriani.”...
..."He also named “Seventh Seal” and “Amsterdam” as deep cuts he’d be excited to unearth."...
"“There’s stuff we’re going to do on this next tour that we haven’t played since that tour in 2004,” Anthony added."
I initially read that first line as Hagar implying that they might play additional tracks from the entire catalogue, including the six pack, since he cited the need to bring Joe Satriani aboard to play whatever he is referring to. The thought of them trying to perform "Light Up the Sky" or "Mean Street" sounds simultaneously hilarious and blasphemous. Has Hagar ever listened to any of those songs? I guess they have done "Somebody Get Me a Doctor" with MA on vocals.
The second and third quotes above make it seem virtually certain he just meant Van Hagar "deep cuts." Is that really something that would drive someone to go see this that wasn't otherwise planning to? I recall them saying something similar with respect to the 2004 tour, but that was mostly a farce. You know damn well this is going to be the same old shit with a couple of additional songs thrown in there.
Sammy Hagar = Full blown AIDS...
Master stroke by Dave on this one. Bravo.
Exposing Sam to the public for the clown that he is and always has been.
I guess this is Dave's response to Hag. Uploaded an hour ago.
In other words Dave don't give AF.
LOL
So Sammy Hagar's "Robbing Eddie's Grave Tour" begins next July? Hopefully, he dies before then...
Here's a quote from Sam in Billboard before the '02 tour
https://www.billboard.com/music/musi...or-song-75632/“The only way I would be interested is if we [both Roth and Hagar] do it all together because that would really be great for the fans and they’re the ones who have been getting screwed all of these years,” he continues. “So Dave called and said, ‘They can’t get it together. I can’t get it together. Let’s you and I do it,’ and I said, ‘right on.'”
It's always a joy to watch a true master step up... deliver... and destroy a fool with such confident ease and grace!
Seven words...
"I'm ready to go. Let's do this."
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Yeah, Dave rising to the occasion via that clip is laudable re: that's the spirit!
Unfortunately, given Roth's current/no longer pre-senile dementia, the release of that clip - which for all the world appears to be something he shot a decade ago when in the grip of his ADKOT Steam Train Engine Driver Overalls Disco Shimmy persona - may be entirely unrelated to Hagar calling him out and more closely associated with Wacky Uncle Dave merely being Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs...or cocoa flakes.
Scramby eggs and bacon.
Sammy is the fruit. Dave is the nuts. What can you say. Both are products of California.
What’s the difference between Sammy Hagar and a mega church minister? Sammy cusses and drinks liquor in front of the crowd. Other than that nothing.
You know what is interesting is that he never mentions anything about his previous bands.
Why was he not sobbing for years about getting FIRED from Montrose? Yes, he tries to put a revisionist spin on it, but I spoke once about it with the guy at Warner Brothers who actually did fire him.
He never cries "WHYY??? WHY OH WHY OH WHY DOESN'T PEEPULS DEMAND TO HEAR "3 LOCK BOX"? I WAS FAMOUS!!! I WAS SOMEBODY BEFORE I MET VAN HALEN!"
He has a back catalog of at least 10 songs from the 70s. Why is the simple-minded fuck not crying about them?
That's easy. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT HE WAS DOING AS A SOLO ARTIST!!!!
His shit is so lame that Rick Springfield did one of his songs.
The Spamuel Legacy is one of absolute baby-food level bullshit!!!!
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That should have come with a "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warning
My 2-year old girl is a budding CVH fan. She goes nuts whenever I play video of the 1982 Largo or 1984 Montreal shows. Hopefully, my 8-month old son will follow suit.
A couple of months ago, I was playing the "Panama" music video on YouTube for her when I had to run to the kitchen to make a bottle for the little dude. After a minute or so, both kids started crying and it quickly turned into a full meltdown. Over their crying I could hear the video had changed over to something else, which I assumed was a YT commercial. Nope, YT auto played "Summer Nights" from Live Without a Net. Yuck!!! Once I realized what the problem was, I was proud of both of them for the appropriate reaction to such utter dreck. Crisis was quickly averted after I switched that mistake off.
This video is easily the most vicious takedown of the fat klown I have ever seen. Beyond awesome!
Though douchebag slags Uncle Dave too much.
Last edited by Hardrock69; 11-24-2023 at 06:00 PM.
He's done a couple on Sam that are much "nicer"...This video is easily the most vicious takedown of the fat klown I have ever seen. Beyond awesome!
Though douchebag slags Uncle Dave too much.
Good point. Sam got the gig because Ed was offering it to anyone with a pulse. A couple people were offered it and they refused. Ed just liked that Sammy could screech in a higher range so he didn’t have to tune down and squeal his guitar more.
That was just more lies they told at the time. 5150 was tuned down - EEAS wasn't.
Oi, oi, oi, oi.............!
...c'mon, man!
...Rick Springfield wasn't all THAT bad...
Yeah. I'm not a Rick fan, but he isn't a lying bag of flamming opportunist grifting dogshit Hagar is! I'm also guessing "Jessie's Girl" is far more popular and generates way more revenue than "I Can't Drive (a stickshift)" does...
Rick was on Californication. no way Hagar would ever have gotten on that...
I liked the Living In Oz album when it came out.
Only recently found out he was a pedophile back in the day with Linda Blair from the Exorcist in the mid 70s.
Success came late to Springfield, he is the same age as Gene Simmons. He was 24 she was 14 but like the Bill Wyman thing there was no prosecution because her mum liked Rick.
She looked her age too...
The 1970s was a different world...
Damm
Sam’s rocket blew up on the pad. Him and Howard Stern can crash and burn together.
Oooofff, no idea that happened. I recall Rick was a huge soap star on "General Hospital" I think is my earliest recollection of him and JG came out and he had sort of a music career, but was always with a foot in two buckets of acting and singing. Jesus, Linda Blair isn't even the slighest bit cute there...I liked the Living In Oz album when it came out.
Only recently found out he was a pedophile back in the day with Linda Blair from the Exorcist in the mid 70s.
Success came late to Springfield, he is the same age as Gene Simmons. He was 24 she was 14 but like the Bill Wyman thing there was no prosecution because her mum liked Rick.
She looked her age too...
The 1970s was a different world...
I remember hearing about that relationship via one of those E! True Hollywood Stories (remember those?) shows about Linda Blair, which I saw in the very late 1990's or the very early 2000's. The program didn't really dwell on the age difference too much but did mention that the two had met in the mid-70's when Blair was in her mid-teens and Springfield was in his twenties...and from what I remember of the show the two had met at, like, either the Roxy, or the Starwood or one of those L.A. rock star hangouts.
I don't remember having heard about the relationship prior to that E! program...like, when Springfield broke big with GH and JG in... I wanna say, 1981 (?), I can't recall it having been mentioned in the media blitz that he and Blair had dated.
Funny, in that with all the publicity over various rock star pedophiles in the last ten years or so in the wake of the MeToo movement, Springfield's name isn't one that gets brought up. I suppose it's because Springfield has been washed up career-wise for so long. No matter, Rick will always be #1 in Linda's (and my) heart.
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