Lake Erie is America's swamp ass
Say kids, let's all go to Lake Erie! We'll get various forms of cancer, intestinal bacteria, and watch our skin burn if we swim in the toxic shithole. Tourist destination my F A T asshole. Lake Erie is where the desperate and terminally poor go to
think they are out in nature doing nature things. What's that you say, Kristy? No such green sludge exist in Colorado and that you been to Nederland where people give a shit about the quality of their water and don't dump their used rusted trailers in?
It won't last much longer with all you New York and Ohio fuck monkeys moving here. You're exceedingly F A T, have the education of mayfly and lack all 32 teeth in your jaw bones.