WVH: "I play Panama for my dad, not for you guys"

[Nitro Express]

Wolf is a blimp and we will see the Hindenburg disaster in the future. He’s going to blow himself up because he’s full of gas and easily set off.

[Nitro Express]

Assuming they'll have some say in anything that can be released
will there be any fans or interest remaining by that point?...

We will either be dead or in the assisted living home grabbing the nurse’s ass.

[Nitro Express]

I’m a VH fan. Wolf hates me.

[Nitro Express]

The whole idea of him playing bass for Van Halen was absurd from the get-go, but seemingly the one thing that got Ed motivated to get himself together.

My initial feeling when the first tune from his album was released shortly after Ed died is the timing was oddly convenient. Gave the song and the rest of the album a listen and none of it did much for me, was glad I heard the stuff for free and didn't make a sympathy purchase.

His getting down in the muck with online trolls baiting him on public social media forums comes off as ridiculous.

Wolf did ok. He’s no Michael Anthony that’s for damn sure but his bass lines were good enough, his tone was good and his vocals were fine. He wasn’t the disaster I thought he was going to be but no stage presence. No enthusiasm. No magic. No charisma. Wolf plays music but he’s no entertainer and there is a difference.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Moment of clarity. Wolfgang hates VH fans. He’s plays VH at two Tribute shows but doesn’t waste time to get on social media and tell VH fans to stick it because he didn’t play it for them. Immature and hateful. Fuck fatty. If he had control of the VH franchise he would keep it locked up and tease on social media he had it and wasn’t going to do shit with it. Well dude. Your dad is dead. I was a fan of him not you. It’s over. I don’t give a fuck about you so tease away. I don’t care. If you piss off the VH fans who really gives a fuck out Mammoth? Really. Once people see what you really are and their curiosity has been satisfied you better be damn good to hold their attention. You ain’t that good kid and you are self destructive.

Deep down in his fatty gut, he knows he's nothing without the legacy of his dad's band. Why choose to call your own "band" Mammoth then?

So as much as he says he wants to do his own thing he knows he can't promote his fat ass without any call back or reference to VH.

So goes out and plays CVH songs at TWO tribute shows to that foo fighters drummer. Then goes back on social media and says fuck you to the fans - that was for my pop.

I want Wolf to really try and execute a "flying Eddie" scissor kick. Like seriously. It would be the funniest thing ever. Cause we know what the outcome would be. Lol

[Nitro Express]

Oh he will always be tied to his dad’s legacy. Oh cry cry my dad was Eddie Van Halen. Boo Hoo! The reality is the guy would get the respect he craves if he behaved better and had the magic. He doesn’t. He writes and plays music. Does he suck? No. Does his art floor and wow people to where they are going God Damn! I never experienced anything like this before! Nope, his dad did that. Want to escape your dad’s legacy when you are his son and your last name is Van Halen? Good luck and get real.

[Nitro Express]

Ha! Scissor Kick!

[Terry]

Wolf did ok. He’s no Michael Anthony that’s for damn sure but his bass lines were good enough, his tone was good and his vocals were fine. He wasn’t the disaster I thought he was going to be but no stage presence. No enthusiasm. No magic. No charisma. Wolf plays music but he’s no entertainer and there is a difference.

I'd say after the first Roth reunion tour there the freak show element of Wolfgang being onstage with the band lessened, in that for the first Roth reunion tour Wolfgang just plain looked woefully out of place onstage...least that's the way it looked to me. As you say, no enthusiasm, no magic, no charisma. Just this kid with a schlubby appearance wandering around up there. I could barely hear the bass on the first tour. The second tour, I could actually hear the bass. Again, as you say, the bass playing was good enough. His backing vocals were okay. For the vast bulk of both shows, I barely even noticed he was there, to be frank about it.

[Nitro Express]

Wolfie looked like a fat bass tech who had to stand in because the real bass player was sick.

[Silexxx]

New WVH. Sounds like the first record.. that sounded like Foo Fighters.

[Von Halen]

I'd say his 15 minutes are over.

[Rikk]

I couldn't agree with you more.

Like I've said before. He held his album from release until his Dad died. Fucking CALCULATED as fuck, to get the sympathy purchase. What a douchebag. He's every bit as big a scumbag as Clichegar.

That hot little bitch will lay under his fat ass long enough to get pregnant, so she can get a pay day from him. Then she will be gone like the wind.

I am so fucking sick of this entitled fat fuck.

I tried to like his shitty album. I tried to give him credit for his talent. I tried to like him. But he seems to despise the ONLY fucking people that were willing to even give him a chance. So I'm done. He can fuck off and eat himself into oblivion. His Mom is a cunt too.

I'm proud to say that back in the day, I called Valerie Bertinelli a fucking bitch. The band had just announced that Dave would not be part of the band moving forward and they were getting Cherone. I wrote a long essay (as is my style) on the Van Halen site or mailing list or something on how this move will fail big time and the band are pissing off ALL of their fans in one year (both the Cheesehead fans and the Roth fans). First, tour manager Scotty Ross came on and yelled at me, calling my post, "Pure zeal!" I proudly told him to go fuck himself. "Fuck you, asshole!" I believe I said. Then Valerie came on and said something about "true fans" liking her husband's music no matter who sings, or something like that. I called her a "fucking bitch" and told her to fuck off.

I'm still very proud of that.

[Rikk]

I held back my comments regarding Wolf and his album before.

But I'm done.

That song Distance was fucking gay.

Fuck off with that shit.

Dude released a sappy tune as a tribute to his Dad, knowing he would get tons of listens and potential sales for his album.

I hated that fucking song. It was cool to see those old home movies...but then I realized that the fat fucking walrus rich kid was trying to get people to put LIKES on his song by posting them as music under a video of he and his dad.

Fucking bullshit.

That fat cunt may owe us nothing...but we owe him nothing in return.

I've listened to Van Halen a thousand times since Ed died. I still love that music. I always will.

I have put on five MAMMOTH WVH songs in total...I have listened to them once each. They did NOTHING for me.

Just a fat fucking cunt attacking Van Halen fans and then expecting that because he is Eddie Van Halen's son, he is somehow independently important and we should all give a shit...

I'll be honest: I could give a fuck about the fucking Foo Fighters. I was a Nirvana fan in high school and still am a fan...but I could give a shit about fucking Foo Fighters. Dave Grohl annoys the piss out of me. He acts like he IS rock and roll...but I can't count on two hands how many memorable songs he has given me.

I didn't watch a single second of that fat Hollywood Hills cunt 31-year-old play VH songs at one of fucking TWO Foo Fighters tribute shows (Christ, Freddy Mercury got ONE tribute show...and he's a helluva lot more important than Taylor Fucking Hawkins...one show had David Bowie, the other didn't...guess which one I'm going to go back and watch?). I could give a shit if Wolfie's fat fingers aren't too stubby yet to find the chords/riffs to PANAMA on a guitar. It's not Van Halen. It means shit to me.

Every time I see Wolfgang Van Halen, I think of the fat guy Terry Jones plays in Monty Python's MEANING OF LIFE...y'know, the guy who eats so much that he finally fucking explodes. I can't help it! Every time I see Wolfie, he's even bigger! I don't know how he does it!

[Rikk]

New WVH. Sounds like the first record.. that sounded like Foo Fighters.

This truly SUXX. I'm not just saying it sucks because that's the tone of this thread. This is such shit. I'm not going to like it because it's Eddie Van Halen's kid. There's so much crap like this on the radio.

I like virtually ANY Van Hagar track over this. It's pure tuneless crap...no hook, boring musicianship...it's pure crap.

[Vinnie Velvet]

This truly SUXX. I'm not just saying it sucks because that's the tone of this thread. This is such shit. I'm not going to like it because it's Eddie Van Halen's kid. There's so much crap like this on the radio.

I like virtually ANY Van Hagar track over this. It's pure tuneless crap...no hook, boring musicianship...it's pure crap.

Holy crap was that bad.