I'd say his 15 minutes are over.
I'd say his 15 minutes are over.
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Rikk (11-14-2022)
I'm proud to say that back in the day, I called Valerie Bertinelli a fucking bitch. The band had just announced that Dave would not be part of the band moving forward and they were getting Cherone. I wrote a long essay (as is my style) on the Van Halen site or mailing list or something on how this move will fail big time and the band are pissing off ALL of their fans in one year (both the Cheesehead fans and the Roth fans). First, tour manager Scotty Ross came on and yelled at me, calling my post, "Pure zeal!" I proudly told him to go fuck himself. "Fuck you, asshole!" I believe I said. Then Valerie came on and said something about "true fans" liking her husband's music no matter who sings, or something like that. I called her a "fucking bitch" and told her to fuck off.
I'm still very proud of that.
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Von Halen (11-15-2022)
I hated that fucking song. It was cool to see those old home movies...but then I realized that the fat fucking walrus rich kid was trying to get people to put LIKES on his song by posting them as music under a video of he and his dad.
Fucking bullshit.
That fat cunt may owe us nothing...but we owe him nothing in return.
I've listened to Van Halen a thousand times since Ed died. I still love that music. I always will.
I have put on five MAMMOTH WVH songs in total...I have listened to them once each. They did NOTHING for me.
Just a fat fucking cunt attacking Van Halen fans and then expecting that because he is Eddie Van Halen's son, he is somehow independently important and we should all give a shit...
I'll be honest: I could give a fuck about the fucking Foo Fighters. I was a Nirvana fan in high school and still am a fan...but I could give a shit about fucking Foo Fighters. Dave Grohl annoys the piss out of me. He acts like he IS rock and roll...but I can't count on two hands how many memorable songs he has given me.
I didn't watch a single second of that fat Hollywood Hills cunt 31-year-old play VH songs at one of fucking TWO Foo Fighters tribute shows (Christ, Freddy Mercury got ONE tribute show...and he's a helluva lot more important than Taylor Fucking Hawkins...one show had David Bowie, the other didn't...guess which one I'm going to go back and watch?). I could give a shit if Wolfie's fat fingers aren't too stubby yet to find the chords/riffs to PANAMA on a guitar. It's not Van Halen. It means shit to me.
Every time I see Wolfgang Van Halen, I think of the fat guy Terry Jones plays in Monty Python's MEANING OF LIFE...y'know, the guy who eats so much that he finally fucking explodes. I can't help it! Every time I see Wolfie, he's even bigger! I don't know how he does it!
This truly SUXX. I'm not just saying it sucks because that's the tone of this thread. This is such shit. I'm not going to like it because it's Eddie Van Halen's kid. There's so much crap like this on the radio.
I like virtually ANY Van Hagar track over this. It's pure tuneless crap...no hook, boring musicianship...it's pure crap.
Von Halen (11-15-2022)
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Von Halen (11-15-2022)
Yes very bad. The kid is talented yeah but he puts out shitty music and songs. If he wants to make a go at it he needs a real band so they can write better songs.
But he's such an egotistical, entitled brat that he won't do that. He has to say "I did it all by myself".
Yeah you sure did and its total ass.
Von Halen (11-15-2022)
I even wonder if there's any real talent there. I've been making music for years. I've known tons of cats that can play...but produce a good song? Most of them have no idea how to do that.
And this fat twat has no idea how to make a good song...
I can't imagine sitting down to record this, listening to it back and then saying, "Yep, that's done. Let's let the world hear it."
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