Ok its been two years....
RIP...
Blah blah blah....
BUT, let's bring this back to reality. Edward VH fucked up the band Van Halen more than anyone.
So here's a thread to remind us that Ed fucked us over first by being a fucking 12-hour a day drunk ass punk not answering Dave and Ted's calls in early 1985 to get going on the next VH album (so legend has it).
Fuck you Ed for YOU not trying to make it work. Yeah yeah, Dave had his own aspirations but did fuck all while it was Ed who was the first one to wank off with other people (Brian May, Jackson....etc before Dave did anything on his own) and create music outside of VH (the Wild Life score and some lame ass TV movie his wife was in).
Fuck you Ed for dumping Ted. Nice move ass clown. Dumping the producer that made the six pack sonically so good not to mention helping get your ass a record deal in the first place.
Fuck you Ed for ultimately being the one who brought in Spammy McGaygar. That's right. The chump who's entry all but made Ed's beloved band into a pussified top 40 act. Sure they made lots of money but hey....gay is gay.
And the biggest Fuck You Ed is of course for the debacle in 1996.
Here was Ed's chance to redeem himself for the breakup of CVH to finally set things right. Sure, Dave can be a handful and always was but Ed's ego couldn't take it. Thus he ends up using Dave to sell more copies of the Best Of album (must have learned those tactics from Hagar). Then goes and hires Ga y Cherone and delivers the dreadful VH3.
Although I, like many, enjoyed the long awaited Roth reunion in 2007.....alas I have to give another Fuck You to Ed for not bringing in Mike to get that true CVH reunion. Sure Wolf saved Ed from his demons etc, but hey Ed still deserves a Fuck You for this as well.
Anyway....I dont really care if there are those of you who think this thread is in bad taste or whatever. Fuck that.
This is the Army....or used to be anyway.
RIP...
Blah blah blah....
BUT, let's bring this back to reality. Edward VH fucked up the band Van Halen more than anyone.
So here's a thread to remind us that Ed fucked us over first by being a fucking 12-hour a day drunk ass punk not answering Dave and Ted's calls in early 1985 to get going on the next VH album (so legend has it).
Fuck you Ed for YOU not trying to make it work. Yeah yeah, Dave had his own aspirations but did fuck all while it was Ed who was the first one to wank off with other people (Brian May, Jackson....etc before Dave did anything on his own) and create music outside of VH (the Wild Life score and some lame ass TV movie his wife was in).
Fuck you Ed for dumping Ted. Nice move ass clown. Dumping the producer that made the six pack sonically so good not to mention helping get your ass a record deal in the first place.
Fuck you Ed for ultimately being the one who brought in Spammy McGaygar. That's right. The chump who's entry all but made Ed's beloved band into a pussified top 40 act. Sure they made lots of money but hey....gay is gay.
And the biggest Fuck You Ed is of course for the debacle in 1996.
Here was Ed's chance to redeem himself for the breakup of CVH to finally set things right. Sure, Dave can be a handful and always was but Ed's ego couldn't take it. Thus he ends up using Dave to sell more copies of the Best Of album (must have learned those tactics from Hagar). Then goes and hires Ga y Cherone and delivers the dreadful VH3.
Although I, like many, enjoyed the long awaited Roth reunion in 2007.....alas I have to give another Fuck You to Ed for not bringing in Mike to get that true CVH reunion. Sure Wolf saved Ed from his demons etc, but hey Ed still deserves a Fuck You for this as well.
Anyway....I dont really care if there are those of you who think this thread is in bad taste or whatever. Fuck that.
This is the Army....or used to be anyway.
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