New Roth Show episode

[Nitro Express]

Sammy was on Steve-O’s podcast crying about Dave. Sam is just upset he couldn’t steal Dave’s legacy. Dave lives rent free in Sammy’s head.

[twonabomber]

Sammy can't figure out why AVH doesn't want to be his friend.

Interviews like this are why AVH doesn't want anything to do with Sammy.

[Terry]

Honey, Grandpa is off his meds and dancing The Funky Chicken again...time to call the nursing home!

[twonabomber]

Honey, Grandpa is off his meds and dancing The Funky Chicken again...time to call the nursing home!

DLR to web guy: "Show me which button on this camera is "record"

Web guy: pulls files from camera and says "WTF?"

[Terry]

DLR to web guy: "Show me which button on this camera is "record"

Web guy: pulls files from camera and says "WTF?"

Web guy: asks DLR "are you sure these are the files you want to upload to your website?"

DLR to Web guy: "humulaybubulayzebuhlaybubuhlayhumulaybuhbulayzebu hlaybop!!!"

Web guy to DLR: "oh...okay...just making sure" uploads them, mutters aloud "fuckin' several sandwiches short of a picnic"

[Warham]

Oof.

[Silexxx]

Another dance-goofing off video.

[Von Halen]

Well, I guess if you can't sing anymore...might as well dance. Or whatever the fuck you call that he's doing. He appears to be doing whatever the fuck he wants to do. I think it's weird. But hey, who the fuck am I?

[Terry]

Amusing himself to no end as always, no doubt.

[twonabomber]

Sam keeps yappin', Dave keeps dancin'.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Sam keeps yappin', Dave keeps dancin'.

And clearly doesn't give a fuck what Sam says or thinks.

Dave's legacy is intact. The Mighty Van Halen shall remain the Mighty Van Halen. Cemented in the six pack and even in the final album ADKOT.

And Van Hagar is well.....crap.

[Terry]

In the end, the music did the talking.

[Seshmeister]

Yup Van Hagar music didn't age well.

There are two types of Van Hagar fan the anything by Eddie people who usually prefer the earlier guitar based stuff and the beige music MOR people who 30 years later aren't going to be very passionate about it now when they are more interested in getting on the local golf club committee or whatever it is these people do while waiting for death.

[Seshmeister]

People keep going on about the dangers of AI and ChatGPT replacing journalists but if this laughable bullshit wasn't written by AI then bring it on.

David Lee Roth Surprises Fans With A Dance Video To A Reggaeton Pop Hit

Almila KutukMay 4, 2023

In his recent video on his official YouTube channel, Roth brings something fresh and unexpected to the table. Rocking his top hat, the singer moves effortlessly to the beat of Daddy Yankee’s ‘Con Calma.’ You would hardly believe that he’s in his late 60s, given the energy and finesse he brings to the dance floor.

Fans have been flooding the comment section, expressing their admiration and delight at this surprise performance. Many are amazed at how Roth continues to defy his age, while others appreciate his willingness to embrace new musical styles and trends.

David Lee Roth’s latest dance video is yet another testament to his age-defying charisma. This refreshing performance is a must-watch for fans who want to witness the rock icon stepping out of his comfort zone and keeping the Van Halen legacy alive.

It's nice to read something positive but that's a hell of a review for stepping a few paces with a top hat stuck to your dick.

[twonabomber]

Episode 11