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Dave should challenge Sammy to a dancing contest. Ha! Ha!
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People keep going on about the dangers of AI and ChatGPT replacing journalists but if this laughable bullshit wasn't written by AI then bring it on.
It's nice to read something positive but that's a hell of a review for stepping a few paces with a top hat stuck to your dick.
I'd change "fresh and unexpected" to "bizarre yet typical"...change "amazed" to "baffled" and "a must-watch" to "yet another WTF moment"...
impossible not to chuckle at your "few paces top hat stuck dick" comment ; )Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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Just listened to the latest. Roth is just bored with himself anymore.Comment
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Clicked on the Ep 11 clip to preview the length of it. 40 minutes = nope.
Suppose it's good he's still putting out lengthy content of some sort, but I was about as big a fan of the guy as anybody...I just don't have the constitution anymore for more than, say, 5 minutes of him rambling in an interview setting. Twenty years or so ago, I would have enjoyed every moment of it. Now...time to put the cuckoo back in the clock.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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This latest episode was more of like a commercial free broadcast of his old radio show... good for background noise..."If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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Ya know its sort of like if Spider-Man couldn't spin his webs and swing all over the place and do his acrobatic moves.
Just what would Spidey do in that situation?
Likely stay grounded and do silly things like what we see here.
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Okay, I am on currently 60mg of Wana Gummies and higher than a god damn satellite right now so I will not remember writing any of this (cast with most of my postings) but here is my review of the Roth Show thus far this season.
It really three simple points to one simple question:
1. Who is this for?
1. Roth's current audience? Which is what, middle-aged white males who vote Trump and love to kill helpless animals. Roth is not bringing in the youngins like Ted Nugent can nor do much women listen to him. There no Millennial retard out there who gives one single fuck as to who Roth is/was. The "Z'ers" or what the fuck ever they go by have already had much of their collective grey matter shrinking due to K Pop, Joe Rogan, Pinko liberalism and its pseudo-socialist politics to fart out Roth Name.
2. Roth's ego? Here we go. No question Roth is a narcissistic asshole who masturbates into a frenzy to every time to a hit song by the Thomson Twins which in itself raises a question within a question. What decade of Roth's ego? The present: boring grandad stories of going to shitholes in Japan and South America to hunt endangered wildlife and butt-fuck the local pygmy population and turn them into plasticized Californian veneer for the Illuminati. The past? That alone raises a question within a question withing a question. What decade? The present: Roth is slowing losing his cognitive skills to approaching dementia and grand dad boredom. The Van Halen years? Oh, fuck that. Roth will pity-poty himself over guilt over Eddie that belongs within a therapist office and not a god damn podcast or Roth will pull a frontman Spandex-wedgie inverted buttfucking himself on how great it was with the broads, coke and all that fucking money. A lot of fucking money buys you a lot of broads and coke and coke leads to dementia and dementia leads to podcast. Childhood Roth: Bingo! Murray The K and Wolfman Jackoff lived inside Roth teenage peroxide-soaked skull in the 60s paying low-rent while "Bull-Fucking" himself in the 3-way with Wolfie and K jerk off to music of the Thompson Twins. Roth has resorted back to his childhood traumas and we are to be his therapist and try to suck his grand dad cock back into his "safe zone" and recycled guilt trips about Eddie. Sing me some Marvin, you Diamonnd studded four-star halo and I'll masturbate to Morrissey whipping me with gladioli dipped in Crisco and salt...ahhhh....ahhhhh...
Right? where was I?
Oh yeah, 10 year-old Roth. Back when he touched a "boobie" for the first time and then to autofelliciate himself in abysmal failure. Dude needed to start a band and dude needed to write da lyriz and dude needs a rich daddy to buy him rich daddy shit of a PA to start a band now that he written the words. Roth once wrote a song about the social dangers of bringing [your] whiskey home to the point where da womaz no longer allow for you to touch boobie. Roth was a clairvoyant but too stupid to ever realize it. So now we how come full circle and I don't know you but I feel a Eddy self-guilt victimhood should have been meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, man rimjob trip on the next episode.
3. I forget. Look, all that matters here is the slave FORD works for Koch Industries and is a double-agent to the Roth Cause. You know the Roth Cause, right? Certainty not slave FORD and his Puke Yugur/C.I.A. mindcontrol Agenda 21 we all know the moon landing is fake, FEMA camp globalist (and RuZZKie) propaganda his post on this otherwise beautiful largely middle-aged white male respectable neighborhood.
Fuck, I'm really high.Comment
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All evidence why managers, producers and fellow band mates who say are you fucking kidding me are important.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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“I had no interest in managing Dave after Van Halen. I would be ready for the nut house. You didn’t know what Dave you were going to get. The nice guy who would take you to lunch or the maniac who would sink an axe into the side of your head.” —Noel Monk—No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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