Rumor has it that F A T Bob is about to go on the road again to promote his unlistenable bullshit. Deemed The Lost World Tour F A T Bob is back with his brand of ear splitting melodic "Jesus fuck, I am old" and utterly boring fuck you and fuck goth although being goth makes me a fuck ton of money among Starsucks-drinking hipsters who suck each other off for their vinyl record collecting snobbery. Now, I myself am going to see Depeche Mode in November and I know they are old and boring and lately Martin Gore looks like Trumps dried up ball sack but god damn, what in the fuck is this?





Hang it up, F A T Bob. You don't need the money. Or maybe you do. I do not give a fuck.