Wolfgang van halen says sammy hagar era "doesn't get any respect"

[Terry]

LOL yes.

Wolf is an idiot. Why he chooses to engage in social media spats I don't get.

Its so easy to get this fat fuck riled up.

What was that quote I read re: his social media spats...?

Oh, yeah. Wolfgang fights with fans like if they were a salad.

[Vinnie Velvet]

What was that quote I read re: his social media spats...?

Oh, yeah. Wolfgang fights with fans like if they were a salad.

He can't stop himself and its pathetic watching him constantly get wind up over one post. Maybe he should like you know step back?

[Kristy]

The new song isn't the worst thing I've ever heard...but it is SO fucking generic and the melodies/vocals are so unmemorable. I can't imagine giving this another listen for any reason. It's generic rock music that pushes NO envelope. It's a bunch of old rock 'n' roll tricks tried again, wrapped up in one neat, shit-sandwich package. I can't believe this is the son of the guy who wrote the music for LIGHT UP THE SKY.

I guess that F A T Wolf Boy Man Child signed a multi-million dollar deal with Bertelsmann Music Group and this is there way of promoting it some 6 months before initial release with a tour. That makes no sense to me. Seems they gave the F A T Boy Man Child free reign over the the arrangements. As far as production goes BMG hired Michael Baskette who was genius behind Limp Bizkit, Alter Bridge and Sevendust which explains the genericism in the sound. You'd think with the money the F A T Wolf Boy Man Child has he could have hired a better producer and had him record with a proper band presumably the one he goes out on the road with seeing the F A T Wolf Boy Man Child is no Stevie Wonder or Todd Rundgren when it comes to originality in songwriting.

If the rest of Mammoth II is anything like what I've heard so far, chances are good it will be a commercial flop and the F A T Wolf Man Boy Child will be in debt to BMG creditors and this will be the last anyone hears from him unless of course, Dave "Yellow Teeth" Ghorl has any more interest in exploiting him.

[ZahZoo]

Keep in mind that the Kid™ only got half of his chromosomes from his dad and that DNA most likely only produces stellar creative music when fueled by alcohol and other adulterants...

On a serious note though... Wolf didn't have life experiences his dad did that fueled his drive and obsession when it came to playing music. You hunt far more aggressively when you're hungry...

[Von Halen]

Maybe he should like you know step back?

From the buffet?

This fucking idiot is so delusional, he thinks his last name has NOTHING to do with the play he's getting, and getting to play on the tours he's on.

[Terry]

He can't stop himself and its pathetic watching him constantly get wind up over one post. Maybe he should like you know step back?

Or just not engage with the negative comments...but as you say, seemingly he just can't.

[Kristy]

Trent Reznor wannabe or what?

[Von Halen]

Or just not engage with the negative comments...but as you say, seemingly he just can't.

He can't, because deep down he knows he is being hit with the truth. He's trying to convince himself, not the negative commentors.

[Terry]

Keep in mind that the Kid™ only got half of his chromosomes from his dad and that DNA most likely only produces stellar creative music when fueled by alcohol and other adulterants...

On a serious note though... Wolf didn't have life experiences his dad did that fueled his drive and obsession when it came to playing music. You hunt far more aggressively when you're hungry...

I'd imagine if you'd never had to struggle for anything, it'd be difficult to conjure up that inner fire re: drive, obsession, aggressive.

[Terry]

He can't, because deep down he knows he is being hit with the truth. He's trying to convince himself, not the negative commentors.

That's the essence of it. Deep down, he knows he is where he is solely because of who his father was.

I suppose to be fair his solo music - for whatever else it is - isn't trying to be a slavish copy of Van Halen.

I could see where fans of the Hagar lineup of Van Halen would like Mammoth's music.

[Von Halen]

I could see where fans of the Hagar lineup of Van Halen would like Mammoth's music.

Like Bertt. I'm sure he's over at the Links slobbering all over Wolfgangs cock. Banning anyone that dare utter a negative comment.

Reality doesn't seem to suit Clichegar, Bertt or Wolfgang.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Like Bertt. I'm sure he's over at the Links slobbering all over Wolfgangs cock. Banning anyone that dare utter a negative comment.

Reality doesn't seem to suit Clichegar, Bertt or Wolfgang.

Agreed. Hagarites probably love Wolf's music.

[Rikk]

Like Bertt. I'm sure he's over at the Links slobbering all over Wolfgangs cock. Banning anyone that dare utter a negative comment.

That guy is such a fucking tool.

[Seshmeister]

I can't believe this is the son of the guy who wrote the music for LIGHT UP THE SKY.

At his age his dad's best days were behind him already and he was writing the music for OU812...

[twonabomber]

Like Bertt. I'm sure he's over at the Links slobbering all over Wolfgangs cock. Banning anyone that dare utter a negative comment.

Reality doesn't seem to suit Clichegar, Bertt or Wolfgang.

Maybe he should search Bertt or Brent here next time

[Mushroom]

I find Wolfie's videos somewhat entertaining.

It's funny reading this stuff, but... you guys sound like a bunch of resentful boomers

except for my bitter girlfriend Kristy who knows Wolfie's talents do not stack up against my talents

[twonabomber]

I suppose to be fair his solo music - for whatever else it is - isn't trying to be a slavish copy of Van Halen.

WVH's music is obviously influenced by what he listened to when he was younger. Most of us don't like that stuff, so no surprise that we are underwhelmed.

[Von Halen]

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Damn. Is Ed drinking again? I see a beer bottle next to his chair.

[Vinnie Velvet]

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Damn. Is Ed drinking again? I see a beer bottle next to his chair.

Haha.

Mammoth II??

What's Wolf's third album gonna be called?

Mac and Cheese First?

Fourth album: Fat Warning

[twonabomber]

Fifth album cover art



title: Put 'Em Down

[MasonL]

I listened to about 2 minutes of Golden Boy's new song and didn't have the will to hear the rest. Which says more about the creator than it does me. First off, the bass does NOTHING remotely interesting on any of his music (at least the stuff I've heard) and all I heard about was that he was supposedly a better bassist than Anthony for all those years. Not true. And secondly, if he is so ashamed of being a Van Halen, he's got a long way to go. Any of his music is really seen as VH-adjacent. I'm betting the vast majority of his sales come from existing VH fans.

The Classic VH music came from somewhere. It came from the sparks between the band members, and from traveling constantly and their adventures and hijinks. Wolf's music comes from the inside of a studio and a cheeseburger. And the music sounds like it. Nothing that grabs you. Mediocre at best.

[Seshmeister]

It's funny reading this stuff, but... you guys sound like a bunch of resentful boomers

How dare you, we are resentful Gen Xers.

[Kristy]

Haha.

Mammoth II??

What's Wolf's third album gonna be called?

Mac and Cheese First?

Fourth album: Fat Warning

1984 calories per hour

[ZahZoo]

How dare you, we are resentful Gen Xers.

Cranky bunch of middle-aged folks...

Clearly the boomers are far more laid back on this episode.

[twonabomber]

What's Wolf's third album gonna be called?

Mac and Cheese First?

Fourth album: Fat Warning

Dessert First and Cholesterol Warning?

[MasonL]

"Too close to mommy, grew up square. All the spine of a chocolate eclair."

What I think of when I see Wolf