Johnny Marr's Cry For Help

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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16336

    Johnny Marr's Cry For Help

    Appears hard times have befallen alternative rock guitar god Johnny Marr recently. Sure, I can forgive him for teaming up with Matt Johnson, Chrissie Hynde, Keith Richards, that dude from New Order and even Bryan Ferry but Johnny hasn't been Johnny since 1987. That was the year Johnny's gravy train proto-Ewok-Emo band The Smiths called it quits because as it turns out in most alternative acts these days, the lead singer turned out to be a gladiola-waving neo-Nazi homophobe. He was anti-American, too while all the time living in America.

    Now look at Johnny. He's over 60 now wishing he was 25 smoking dope and doing "butt stuff" with his ol pal Morrissey. Those two were a couple although I think Johnny played the Top in all situations. Now Johnny looks sad. Looks how much Johnny wants to be Johnny Cash because "Marr" is a name for retards. All dressed in black, Johnny shows us a hollowed out man middle-aged man desperate for anyone to hear him. Johnny will sell out any Smiths song to anyone say like Alicia Keys at anytime.

    I hope shit really picks up for you soon, Johnny.
  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16336

    #2
    For a limey, Johnny has some nice guitars (probably all stolen). 9 pickup Strat? That's straight of of Spinal Tap

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