This Is What The Crossroads Guitar Duel ACTUALLY Sounded Like

[Seshmeister]

[Kristy]

We ALL know by now this Robert Johnson "deal with the devil" Crossroads is a 100% bullshit story. Johnson was (in reality) a drunk, wife beater and spent most of his life as a homeless vagrant. This whole myth was concocted by limeys and failed musician pricks who fall for this whole tortured soul claptrap if you happen to play guitar but know you suck at guitar - like Clapton who needed an excuse for his expensive heroin habit. Same Faustian story, same fucking white people stealing from black music. I know you can do much better than this slave SESH. That movie belongs in a goddamn comic book not in the realm of rock history.

[Seshmeister]

Weird that you didn't realize that the video is mocking the movie a bit.

[Mushroom]

Next, Kristy is going to tell us that Star Wars was not real

[Kristy]

I'll never understand you and your Boomer vomit. After all, you Boomers own everything from the fucking banks, big-Pharma, even the goddamn music industry and you still somehow mange to fuck it all up for everyone else.

[ZahZoo]

We ALL know by now this Robert Johnson "deal with the devil" Crossroads is a 100% bullshit story. Johnson was (in reality) a drunk, wife beater and spent most of his life as a homeless vagrant. This whole myth was concocted by limeys and failed musician pricks who fall for this whole tortured soul claptrap if you happen to play guitar but know you suck at guitar - like Clapton who needed an excuse for his expensive heroin habit. Same Faustian story, same fucking white people stealing from black music. I know you can do much better than this slave SESH. That movie belongs in a goddamn comic book not in the realm of rock history.

You really should journey on down to the Mississippi Delta and immerse yourself in the blues history and culture... you'd most likely learn something or just get your ass whooped with that nasty disposition of yours. Either would do you good...

[Nitro Express]

I'll never understand you and your Boomer vomit. After all, you Boomers own everything from the fucking banks, big-Pharma, even the goddamn music industry and you still somehow mange to fuck it all up for everyone else.

Naw. Far from fucked up for the people at the top. They own more than ever and they want to get rid of the people who grew up in western democracies and replace them with just enough third world migrant slaves and use as much automation as possible. It’s going well because most dumb shits do what they are told.

[Nitro Express]

You really should journey on down to the Mississippi Delta and immerse yourself in the blues history and culture... you'd most likely learn something or just get your ass whooped with that nasty disposition of yours. Either would do you good...

Yup. Study how people got fucked over because history repeats itself. Especially with a population full of dumb asses.

[Kristy]

Oh, get the fuck over yourself Zoo Boy! Do you seriously believe a man who was also suffering in the late stages of tertiary syphilis and dementia from chronic alcoholism met Beelzebub at a crossroads in some shithole town to make a deal on how to sing da blooz? It's more than obvious that YOU know nothing of of the roots of the blues, much less the black history that invented it. It's a old bullshit Faustian MYTH that was perpetuated by who else? Fucking limeys as a marketing tool.

Here, I suggest YOU do your own research on the subject before running your mouth

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But seeing you never read ANYTHING on Robert Johnson, here's an article that might shed some insight in your ignorance on Mack McCormick's obsession with Robert Johnson written by Micheal Hall. It was McCormick who made up a lot of this bullshit on Johnson:

https://www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertainment/mack-mccormick-quest-to-find-real-robert-johnson/