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    Arrow Extra! Extra! Sammy Gaybar rewords 'Cabo Wabo' for 'Best Of Both Worlds' release!

    Van Halen - Cabo Cabana
    (Hagar/Manilow)
    (Taken from the upcoming Van Halen album "Best Of Both Worlds")


    His name was David, he was The Showman
    With yellow feathers in his mask, and a microphone to spare
    He would take a flying leap from the drum riser
    And while he tried to reach the stars, Eddie always raised the bar
    Across the front-row floors, they worked 'til '84
    They were young and they had each other
    Who could ask for more

    Chorus:
    There wasn't Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Who knew that this'd be a disastah
    Here at the Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Music and passion were always the fashion
    Until Cabo

    They fell in love

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana

    His name was Sammy, he ain't no 'Diamond'
    He was invited to share, a concert with Van Halen there
    And when they finished, he called Ed over
    But Sammy went a bit too far, and sailed across the stars
    And then the punches flew, and guitars were smashed in two
    There was blood and a single gun shot
    Ed said: Dave shot you!

    {Chorus}
    Ed lost his love

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Cabo Cabana

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Ed with Red Rocker
    Was a shocker
    Music and passion, no longer in fashion

    His name is David, he's still The Showman
    And that was 30 years ago, when Van Halen used to have a show
    Now it's a disco, but not for David
    Still in the clothes he used to wear, with streaked, long, blond hair
    But Eddie sits there so refined, and drinks himself half blind
    He lost his youth and he lost his lead singer
    Now he lost his mind

    {Chorus}
    Don't fall in love
    Don't fall in love
    Cabo Cabana
    Cabo Cabana

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Cabo Cabana (repeat 'til fade)

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    You stole my idea from another post today!!

    But it's still hilarious!
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    anything pro roth is true and funny (if it is against sam, the sisters, and mellow not so well know Polish what the fuck is his name bassman)

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    Originally posted by Rikk
    You stole my idea from another post today!!

    But it's still hilarious!
    Rikk buddy! Where do you think I got this idea?? It WAS your post that gave me the inspiration! haha enjoy.....

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    Re: Extra! Extra! Sammy Gaybar rewords 'Cabo Wabo' for 'Best Of Both Worlds' release!

    Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
    Van Halen - Cabo Cabana
    (Hagar/Manilow)
    (Taken from the upcoming Van Halen album "Best Of Both Worlds")


    His name was David, he was The Showman
    With yellow feathers in his mask, and a microphone to spare
    He would take a flying leap from the drum riser
    And while he tried to reach the stars, Eddie always raised the bar
    Across the front-row floors, they worked 'til '84
    They were young and they had each other
    Who could ask for more

    Chorus:
    There wasn't Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Who knew that this'd be a disastah
    Here at the Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Music and passion were always the fashion
    Until Cabo

    They fell in love

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana

    His name was Sammy, he ain't no 'Diamond'
    He was invited to share, a concert with Van Halen there
    And when they finished, he called Ed over
    But Sammy went a bit too far, and sailed across the stars
    And then the punches flew, and guitars were smashed in two
    There was blood and a single gun shot
    Ed said: Dave shot you!

    {Chorus}
    Ed lost his love

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Cabo Cabana

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Ed with Red Rocker
    Was a shocker
    Music and passion, no longer in fashion

    His name is David, he's still The Showman
    And that was 30 years ago, when Van Halen used to have a show
    Now it's a disco, but not for David
    Still in the clothes he used to wear, with streaked, long, blond hair
    But Eddie sits there so refined, and drinks himself half blind
    He lost his youth and he lost his lead singer
    Now he lost his mind

    {Chorus}
    Don't fall in love
    Don't fall in love
    Cabo Cabana
    Cabo Cabana

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Cabo Cabana (repeat 'til fade)

    BWAHHAHAHAHHAHHHH! hilarious!!

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    LMAO...golf clap...

    Nice work...
    Go home the Earth is full....

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    Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
    Van Halen - Cabo Cabana
    (Hagar/Manilow)
    (Taken from the upcoming Van Halen album "Best Of Both Worlds")


    His name was David, he was The Showman
    With yellow feathers in his mask, and a microphone to spare
    He would take a flying leap from the drum riser
    And while he tried to reach the stars, Eddie always raised the bar
    Across the front-row floors, they worked 'til '84
    They were young and they had each other
    Who could ask for more

    Chorus:
    There wasn't Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Who knew that this'd be a disastah
    Here at the Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Music and passion were always the fashion
    Until Cabo

    They fell in love

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana

    His name was Sammy, he ain't no 'Diamond'
    He was invited to share, a concert with Van Halen there
    And when they finished, he called Ed over
    But Sammy went a bit too far, and sailed across the stars
    And then the punches flew, and guitars were smashed in two
    There was blood and a single gun shot
    Ed said: Dave shot you!

    {Chorus}
    Ed lost his love

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Cabo Cabana

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Ed with Red Rocker
    Was a shocker
    Music and passion, no longer in fashion

    His name is David, he's still The Showman
    And that was 30 years ago, when Van Halen used to have a show
    Now it's a disco, but not for David
    Still in the clothes he used to wear, with streaked, long, blond hair
    But Eddie sits there so refined, and drinks himself half blind
    He lost his youth and he lost his lead singer
    Now he lost his mind

    {Chorus}
    Don't fall in love
    Don't fall in love
    Cabo Cabana
    Cabo Cabana

    Cabo, Cabo Cabana
    Cabo Cabana (repeat 'til fade)
    Fuck that funny.
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    "Wings"
    Hagar/Van Halen

    World turns black and white
    Fissures and an empty gloom
    Pants start fallin' down
    Better change my tune
    Yeah, trade a leach for a golden king
    Preach with a pie
    Baby, just baste some wings

    I'll get higher and higher
    Light up some kind
    I'll get higher and higher
    Take it up my behind

    Run, run, run away
    Got a pain joltin' up my back
    My tongue's been on my mind
    Falls between the cracks
    Standin' on broken seams
    Dinner's in my sight, ah
    I'll just baste some wings

    I'll get higher and higher
    Light up some kind
    I'll get higher and higher
    Take it up my behind

    So baby dry your eyes
    Don't let mom know you cried
    Oh, that's what screams are made of
    'Cause we belong with a sauce that's goddamned strong
    Oh, that's what wings are made of

    Yeah,
    I'll get higher and higher
    Light up some kind
    I'll get higher and higher
    Take it up my behind
    Oh, I'll get higher and higher
    Who knows what we'll bind

    So baby dry your eyes
    Don't let mom know you cried
    Oh, that's what screams are made of
    'Cause we belong with a sauce that's goddamned strong
    Oh, that's what wings are made of

    And in the end on wings we will depend
    'Cause that's what love is made of

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