GUNT - Behind the Bullshit

[Seshmeister]

I guess some of you are thinking why would all these people suddenly turn on that lovely girl.

Lets go Behind the Bullshit....

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Not tonight Alex, "One Day At a Time" reruns are on!"

[Seshmeister]

Links poll.

Seriously. Between Roth & Hagar, which singer you you prefer?

http://www.vhlinks.com/forums/showfl...rue#Post402482

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Sammy!

Uh oh I thought DLRArmy was the one true site for you.

[Seshmeister]

Oops

http://www.vhlinks.com/forums/showfl...rue#Post398409

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow


Sammy Hagar, This show case comes to us from Van Halen Bros ENT.

If you choose to bid on this showcase, you will spend the weekend in Cabo San Lucas with your fvorite guitar player EVH! You'll be locked in a room with him where you will work out all the sorted details, drink unlimited amounts of Cabo Wabo Tequilla and write some of the best damn VF music EVER! Next... You'll be wisked away by private jet back to LA where you and the boys, including Michael Anthony will re-new with record label Warner Brothers and land the record deal of a lifetime... Next you'll set out on the biggest world tour EVER where you will renew the biggest fan base in Rock-n-Roll history! After that you'll be honored at the 2004 R-n-R Hall of fame inductions! You'll sit with the other band members in the front row and 2 rows in front of DLR who is one row behind former LS Gary Cherone... This prize package also includes plenty of "CUPS" as well as a bullet proof vest which will protect you from taking a stabbing in the back. All of this can be your if "THE PRICE IS RIGHT"

[Switch84]

I'll kick this one off, Shesh. Her first sin is being a closet Hagar fan posing as a Roth fan. She's constantly ragging on our Postmaster General, then cry foul when we TRUE Rothaholics bitch slap her. Her second sin is the fake "I'm too sexy for this site' facade that continues to infect these two great Roth fansites. Noone's claiming to be Brad Pitt or Halle Berry, so why fake the funk? Her third, and most recently revealed sin is her closet Nazi tendencies and idiot racist rantings. When things don't go as she planned, she resorts to the 'I'm gonna send my biker brothers to fuck you up' type banality.

These two sites are supposed to be a celebration of all things David Lee Roth and Roth related (with a little bit of extra goodies thrown in for good measure); not an exercise in insanity from a cyber attention whore.

[Seshmeister]

Dave is gay?

http://www.vhlinks.com/forums/showfl...rue#Post389614

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Oh yeah... well I know a guy who had several *AHEM* encounters of the close kind with Dave when he was in Argenitalia and he was smoking hot but as queer as a 2 dollar bill...

[Seshmeister]

Dave is a girl now...

http://www.vhlinks.com/forums/showfl...rue#Post389537

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Wasnt it men are form Venus, Dave is from Mars?

[Seshmeister]

Are you gonna edit these posts Big Trouble?

Just wondering...

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Are you gonna edit these posts Big Trouble?

Just wondering...

he's not the non mod...

[Seshmeister]

Okdokie so she prefers Sammy and thinks Dave is Gay.

What about his personality. Everyone love a good Dave interview surely?

Do you think Dave ought to have his own late night talk/variety show?

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow

Absolutly NOT! Unless of course there are no guests because it'd get really old watching a show where Dave constantly out talks and interrupts them. I can't see Dave in that role because with him, it'a All Dave all the time... I doubt he'd be interested in sharing the spotlight... Without guests, the show would last 3.75 mins because after that he be back to using old material...

[Seshmeister]

I'm starting to wonder why this girl is here?

Surely it can't be because she get's banned from everywhere else?

[flappo]

she sounds like the female equivalent of eyes

let's hope not

for her sake

[Seshmeister]

Maybe she's visiting the Army because she is settling on Sammy but hopes for a reunion?

SURVEY SAYS

http://www.vhlinks.com/forums/showfl...rue#Post385689

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow

I dont think we will EVER see EVH and DLR on the same stage ever again. I really don't think that even the RRHOF will be reason enough for Ed to ever stand by Dave again. If I were Ed I wouldn't give DLR the time of day. The way that Dave goes out and continues to talk smack about Eddie after everything that he's been going through is not the way that people should treat people. I dont believe in kicking people when they are down and I especially don' like the way that Dave has been making a living by riding on the coat tails of the original VH yet continues to slam the people who help made all of it possible... Too much bad blood... Somethings will just never be the same one one of them is CLASSIC VH. Sad but true. I know that sometimes I come off as a Dave hater/Sammy lover and I take alot of heat for it. The truth is that I am a fan of all eras, especially the Dave years. I just don't like who Dave has become.

[guwapo_rocker]

OHHHHHHHH.......

[Seshmeister]

"But Sesh", I hear you wail, "there are plenty of Hagar fans that come to this site, we rip the piss out of them and it's only music after all"

"But Fab Shadow seems like such a nice girl, maybe she just has bad taste in music.. Why do people pick on the little pumpkin?"

Okdokie...I can't show some of the Links stuff because Brett has deleted it but here's a flavor from DDLR.com.

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow

u want to know the kind of people I run with mother fucker. Big Badass Biker mother fuckers who eat pansy asses like you for a snack! They are my brothers and my counsins and their friends and they are very VERY protective of their little sister asswipe. One word from me and you wont have to meet them, they will fucking hunt you down. Right there by that nice lil lake outside your front door sporty...

Poor OLO hadn't even seen her spaniel ear tits and he got that for asking her to stop abusing his pals.

[guwapo_rocker]

“ Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow

Absolutly NOT! Unless of course there are no guests because it'd get really old watching a show where Dave constantly out talks and interrupts them. I can't see Dave in that role because with him, it'a All Dave all the time... I doubt he'd be interested in sharing the spotlight... Without guests, the show would last 3.75 mins because after that he be back to using old material... ”

Oh man.....sad....sad...

[Seshmeister]

Another lovely ditty from our lovely lady...

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow

Hey ass, The guy in Concrete is my brother, I'll have him AND his Biker friends look ya up. As for violence, you resorted to that by coming in here ans sticking your nose into something that it didnt belong. You have dug up alot of burden that was dead an buried for alot of people you moron. Now go back to the lins and explain that to Brett and seenbad. As for Timmy... I dont even bother with him, if he had a brain he's hurt himself. BTW, I'll be in Seattle on the 26th to watch the Padres play the Mariners maybe my brother and I will both look you up! That way I can watch as he breaks you legs!

[guwapo_rocker]

Seeya Fab.

[Seshmeister]

She's a lovely girl who is a valuable addition to the site I'm sure.

I only browsed the Links for 10 minutes to get that maybe you can find some better stuff.

Or if you are one of the guys that PMs me telling me horror stories of threats and late night phone calls from FAB you can share them with the group.

Did you own a website and start to get threatining emails?

Enlighten us with your favorite Fab Shadow story here on BEHIND THE BULLSHIT!

[flappo]

big dealio

i have a few nazi skinhead mates who'd knock the living shit out of a few mullet headed bikers anyday

[Seshmeister]

Flappo I'm not exactly quaking in my boots here either.

The biggest danger is her drunken ex forgetting he's short of her now and vomiting on me.

[flappo]

death threats on the net !

i'll have to cuntsult phil the stalker on that one

you can get in deep fucking shit over that , ya know

i heard the fb treat it so serious that you can get up to 7 years , in fact in fab's case , they'd prob throw away the key

ooh , she's a rotter !

oh no missus

[Seshmeister]

She's very naughty.

And doing it from her work too...

[Seshmeister]

Hey Flappo you're the expert.

Did I just own her?

[Switch84]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Seeya Fab.

Can you hear the cyber crickets chirping after those revealing posts from the Sheshmeister? Where's Mrs. Lance at now?


The TRUTH shall set you free....

[flappo]

uh oh

the shit hits the fan !

[Fabulous Shadow]

Those post were years ago and posted when I truely did feel that Dave was washed up and no longer a fit for Van Halen. I already admitted to feeling that way and expressed the reasons why my feelings have changed a bit... SEARCH FOR THOSE POSTS! I have never proclaimed to be the biggest DAVE fan on the site! I clearly am NOT! As for the Dave is gay stuff that was a joking thread where people were saying SAMMY was gay so I was flipping the coin! The OLO stuff, show the whole thread, not just my shit! He attaked me out of the blue for no reason at all! I reatliated! You people sure have alot of time on your hands... what the fuck is it that you want from me?
I have already admitted that I am an all era Van Halen Fan...An ED HEAD! I loved Dave in the early years and his first few solo gigs... I liked Van Hagar, I liked VHIII... I thought Hagar was the answer fo VH again. I am seeing the tour 3 times... I am dissapointed with the new songs and the reviews... I'd love to see what Roth could do with the brothers again but at this point I think Ed is washed up emotionally... That's my thought on VH TODAY!... Not last year!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Switch84
Can you hear the cyber crickets chirping after those revealing posts from the Sheshmeister? Where's Mrs. Lance at now?


The TRUTH shall set you free....

I'm here laughing as you people spend all this energy on me!

[Seshmeister]

I think you're washed up emoyionally...

Time to take a break from online forums, look into your soul and deal with those demons....

[Fabulous Shadow]

Don't tell me what to do... Look in the mirror and ask yourself... Why do I care so much about a woman I don't even know?

[OLO]

Run Wolfman....... Runnnnnnnn!!!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Ok you guys win.... I'm going now to kill myself... And yes Switch... I do have a degenerative brain disease... Ask seenbad. I told him about in a heart to heart we had a few weeks back... Thanks for the push people! It's been real!

[flappo]

who said we care

we're laughing

and you're the joke

[flappo]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Ok you guys win.... I'm going now to kill myself... And yes Switch... I do have a degenerative brain disease... Ask seenbad. I told him about in a heart to heart we had a few weeks back... Thanks for the push people! It's been real!

is that like anon's cancer or mike b's mom dying ?

bullshit is cuntagious ya know

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Don't tell me what to do... Look in the mirror and ask yourself... Why do I care so much about a woman I don't even know?

The point you've missed yet again is that we don't care! You can be a Hagar whore all you want, but when you teeter off of the ledge of reality and threaten to send your 'brothers' to "Fuck you up" and post all kinds of twisted personal shit about yourself on the net, (from you friggin' JOB no less! How fucked up and twisted is that?) that not only make you look like a nutcase; it could bring the type of heat on you that you wouldn't wish on your worse enemy (the FBI/ Office of Homeland Security, etc).


Wake the fuck up, go see a therapist, and quit using your boss' computers before they fire your stupid ass!

[flappo]

suicide at the roth army

they should write a book , make a film and sell bubblegum cards aboot it

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Don't tell me what to do... Look in the mirror and ask yourself... Why do I care so much about a woman I don't even know?

wait a minute, we know you like horses:

[twonabomber]

and donuts:

[twonabomber]

and playing cards naked with your friends:

[lucky wilbury]

talk about putting your cards on the table :eek: