GUNT - Behind the Bullshit

[lms2]

Originally posted by Rikk
Much, actually. Thanks, sweetheart.

Are you enjoying what is now YOUR thread?

No. I know she will be back, and then you will forget all about me and start arguing with her again, and again, and again. Its okay. I can be VERY patient.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by seenbad
You don't say!!



Mmmmkay?



You are a strange strange man.



:yawn:

Dude, you just couldn't be any more boring to me right now.

no matter what Seenbitch. I love ya.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by lms2
You could ask BT, or Jacsmar or Creed316 or whodat...

I haven't seen her pic....yet. Im waiting for the home video release! Besides, I get horny seperating the white cream from the chocolate cookie Oreo. :eek:

[lms2]

Thats funny. (the pic) I could have sworn that you said in another thread to someone else that was not being nice to Fab that you had seen her, and she was hot. I just assumed you were web camming. Damn me and my assumptions. Sorry. The other three have posted that they think she is hot as well, based on the same pictures that you guys have seen of her. For every woman in this world, there is at least one man that thinks she is sexy based on her looks. Proven fact. Go to the mall, or the park, or a concert, or wherever you want to. Ugly chicks get men all the time.

[MAX]

Fab is as hot as a bag of ice.

[lms2]

melted. Honey, she doesn't know how to be cold as ice. She is lukewarm water. how are you and the Mrs?

[MAX]

LOL! I was referring to her self described "hot" looks. Of which there are none.

The Mrs. and I are fine and thanks for asking. We've been together long enough that we can be happy together or leaving each other alone. It rocks!!!

She said you can come over for a game of "two on one" tonight if you'd like?

[lms2]

LOL, as much as I would love to meet her, thats kind of a long drive.

[MAX]

Daddy spoils me so I'll send out one of my many private jets........ lol.

[lms2]

Next weekend.

[MAX]

Ok, you just let me know. It's your choice, the French Riviera, Manhattan, Swiss Alps, Tahoe, Hawaii or wherever you would enjoy our romping rendezvous? I have mansions everywhere. Daddy bought all of them for me.

[lms2]

Can I meet your daddy too. The only thing my daddy gave me was my bad attitude.

Anywhere, darling, you pick. I will be happy just to be with you.

[MAX]

I thought my wife was also participating in our adventure or do you want to keep it a secret? :sssh:

You can meet my Daddy if you'd like. He just bought himself a new Bentley and a 22 year old blonde to go with it.

[lms2]

I am happy with your wifes company as well, unless she also enjoys a little time away from you. I would enjoy a weekend just the two of us now and then. The two of you will have to decide on that and I will respect your decisions on that.

[DeadOrAlive]

Hey!

[MAX]

Awwwww.......

I think we can work something out? It's raining here as I type. Are you into mad and passionate love while enduring nature's angry fury?

This could be good!!!!

[lms2]

Very much so. I enjoy all of natures forces and would much rather listen to the rain crashing down, the thunder shaking the windows, the jolt you get when lighting lights up the room.

If it is a gentle rain, lets just take it right on outdoors, we are having the most glorious indian summer here...

[DeadOrAlive]

Hey! What's going on?

[lms2]

Oh sorry. I didn't see you there. How are you this evening?

[DeadOrAlive]

Pretty good. School is tommorrow.

[MAX]

Oh, it's thundering like crazy here!!!!

Let's move this to my spa!!!! It will be earthshaking. The thunder, the rain!!!!!

The only unfortunate part is that the hot tub is on the roofed part of the deck but we wont let that stop us.

[DeadOrAlive]

And you?

[DeadOrAlive]

Everybody in!

[lms2]

Good. Dead or Alive, very good. Did you read my post the other day about Julia? Hey Max, pm me, k.

[DeadOrAlive]

Nope. Missed it. Where could I find it?

[MAX]

lms,

We're good. I'll go get the strawberries and champagne and meet you out back.

[lms2]

I don't remember now. She replied to your post in my "lets talk about you" thread that you were a little young for her, but that she might give you a try. You should read it, and if she is not on, you could pm her. I think she is a sweet girl burnt on some of the negativity here, but if you pm her, she will get an e-mail letting her know it is there. We need you younguns to strengthen our ranks. I would hate for a few bad posters to drive her away from this site.

[DeadOrAlive]

Ok.... Gimme some time. Gotta girlfriend already and she is just as cute as she could be!

[lms2]

I remember you mentioning her, and saying something about we shoudl "wait until we see her", and I am still waiting. I bet she is a doll.

[DeadOrAlive]

It's just wrong showing her picture on the internet... Don't you think?

[Rikk]

Definitely no pics on the internet. That would be wrong, and your girlfriend would probably be VERY angry.

Oh, and MAX, pistols at dawn.

[lms2]

YES I do think so. She would probably think so too. You are a wise young man for realizing this. Sorry to run out on you, but it has been a very long weekend. I think I will call it a night. See ya later.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Oh, and MAX, pistols at dawn.

Nope.

BOOM!!!! You are dead!

lms and I are currently "relaxing" after a strenuous "workout" in my hot tub so kindly fuckoff. Go eat a maple leaf or something? :p

Candidly Rikk, lms said you are a boy and I am THE MAN!!!! :p

[lms2]

I said no such thing. I said, if I can enjoy and respect your wife, I will expect the same from you. And you Rikk, happened to have a lady friend over last night while we were chatting. she is cute by the way.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
I said no such thing. I said, if I can enjoy and respect your wife, I will expect the same from you. And you Rikk, happened to have a lady friend over last night while we were chatting. she is cute by the way.

Yes, and she was bored out of her skull because I am sick and was on the fucking computer. But she was watching T.V. and then went to bed anyway. LOL.

Normally I show a woman a great time. You know this, lms.

[lms2]

I learn a little more each day.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
I learn a little more each day.

Oh baby, you know just what to do with those vampire teeth...

[lms2]

I was hoping you would like them. YES, I do know what to do with them., several whats actually, but there are youngens what visit this thread.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
I was hoping you would like them. YES, I do know what to do with them., several whats actually, but there are youngens what visit this thread.

Well, not everything has to be done in public.

[Fabulous Shadow]

LMAO!!!!

Gotta go! I don't do horror flicks!
Night Jason, Night Freddie, Night Elvira!