Open Challenge To Sarge:

[flappo]

Originally posted by The Knockz
I see it now. Episode One: BBQ at Flaps House.
Flaps Mom approaches the George Foreman grill and while grilling up some beef accidently fries her left pancake tit only she cant feel it because she's drunk.
( audience laughs )

Flap enters "DAMMIT MOM...YA KNOW I DONT LIKE YOUR TIT GRILLED WHEN I EAT EM"...
( audience laughs )
SORRY SON, GUESS I'LL HAVE TO EXPLAINS THOSE LINES TONIGHT ON THE NET CAM WHEN I PERFORM...
Flap responds "THANK GOD YOU HAD THE OTHER REMOVED BECAUSE OF THE MASTECTOMY"

oh man..i can script the whole show here Flap... YOU ARE GONNA BE A STAR BABY!!!

and you begged von to stop me owning you ?




HHAHAHAH

BRING IT ON

you aint sen nuthin yet

[flappo]

dave

i'm gonna make sure you NEVER fucking post anywhere EVER again




HHAHAH

[Catfish]

Originally posted by ELVIS
That's Fab ??

Hey girl, why is your ass in the front ???

Oh shit!!!!

Here's a little ditty:

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2458&page=1&pp=30

“COULD THIS BE TAKE-OUT?”

Out upon the Sizzler on a cool summer night
Fabby, you don’t got to hurry, take your time
What you need is on the menu and you can eat it all night
Fabby, you got dumplin’s on your mind

Could this be take-out? Or could this be love?
Could this turn tragic? You know that take-out often does

And I see lonely hips go underwater
Better save the pie and liverwurst
Sail away with tubs of butter
Better save the prime rib and desserts

I hear deep fry in the kitchen and smell pork chops in the air
Just could be your beef boat is comin’ in
Yeah you’re leanin’ back with your fork stampin’ and bib on just right
The twice-fried shrimp is wonderful tonight, let’s dig in

And she said “Could this be take-out? Or could this be love?”
And I said “Could this turn tragic? You know that take-out often does”

And I see greasy hips rub underwater
Better save the grits and bratwurst
Make your dad ashamed of his daughter
Better eat the entire pasta bar first

Edward? Thank you.

And she said “Could this be take-out? Or could this be love?”
And I said “Could this turn tragic? You know that take-out often does”

And I see fatty hips sink underwater
Better save the flan and knackwurst
Look just like a soon-to-be mother
Better save the ice cream for dessert

[Warham]

Camel toes for everyone!!!

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Sarge
I have no clue what this challenge is about.
I am not going to read a few hundred posts to figure it out.

He finally came to his senses and apologized...

He realized he was up against true Roth devoted message board professionals, who never back down...

We handeled it Sir...

[flappo]

elvis was his usual professional self , he and ford and the old school performed superbly , 100% excellent

hey

waddya expect ?

[Keeyth]

LMAO!!! O.K., (Angel, Fab) Can we all just get butt nekkid and FUCK now???

Shheeeesh!!

[Angel]

Originally posted by Keeyth
LMAO!!! O.K., (Angel, Fab) Can we all just get butt nekkid and FUCK now???

Shheeeesh!!

If you put a wedding ring on my finger 20 years ago, I'll fuck you. Otherwise talk to Fab.

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by Angel
If you put a wedding ring on my finger 20 years ago, I'll fuck you. Otherwise talk to Fab.

If I put a wedding ring on your finger twenty years ago, you'd be busted for statutory RAPE!!



God DAMN I feel good all of a sudden! Thank you for making me feel young again Angel!!!

[Keeyth]

Re: Open Challenge To Sarge:

Originally posted by wooda

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2470

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/f...ead.php?t=2269

Wooda,

I started out being annoyed with you, but I gotta bow and give you props... ...you know your shit, and I've got envy for some of the experiences you've had. Peace out.

[wooda]

Originally posted by ELVIS
He finally came to his senses and apologized...

He realized he was up against true Roth devoted message board professionals, who never back down...

We handeled it Sir...

Alright asshole i retract my apology to you, now the gloves are off.

you want to see who can win a war, let's go!!!!

[Catfish]

There you go, Wooda! THAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

[Cathedral]

Kind of sensless to fight a war when your both on team Roth, isn't it?

May i suggest the ammo is saved for the sheep who need sheering?

[wooda]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Kind of sensless to fight a war when your both on team Roth, isn't it?

May i suggest the ammo is saved for the sheep who need sheering?

Cathedral,

I 100% agree, but I took the high road, and apologized even though I shouldn't have had to, but one some old school wanker disrespects an attempt at peace, and talks about beating me down, then thats a return challenge.

I don't back down to any man.

Better to die in battle than to survive,
defeated

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by wooda
Cathedral,


I don't back down to any man.

Better to die in battle than to survive,
defeated

That's kinds HOT wooda...