Open Challenge To Sarge:

[pete]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Best webbies and mods are like good football referees - the game is on and you don't even notice that they're on the field.

Bad ones try to steal the whole show.

[The Knockz]

pancake tits and waffle ass.
MMMM...mmmmmmmmmmm...who wants to eat Flaps mother?
Bitch pours syrup on herself and sells her ass for 99 cents at truck stops to Al-Quaida terrorists.
Calls herself the GRAND SLAM.
( holy shit..i am killing me )
I like to call her SCRAMBLED ASS OVER EASY cuz they aint none more scrambled and sure as fuck aint no bitch ever been easier.

THANK YOU BITCHES AND HO'S...I AM WRITING THE FUCKIN' JOKES

[wooda]

Originally posted by Angel
Thanks for the Rose, Pete. I KNOW you're a DDLR member, I have been for ages, and I thoroughly enjoyed your rounds with FS. Remember me now, the ugly sea hag?

Wooda's "newish" and I think might be WARF, but you never know!! I just don't think he realizes that we're family not enemies. Wow, the psycho is talented though, isn't she? Getting DDLR and the Army fighting with each other, when we usually compliment each other. So, I will now get back to fighting spammy lovers and getting the guys excited by talking dirty

As Drayton Sawyer would say, THE SAW IS FAMILY!!!

Angel, why must you keep insisting that I am WARF. We are two distinctly different but unobjectively the same type of flagrant assholes!!!

[wooda]

Originally posted by pete
Pleasure to meet you my sweet.

I am a member of DDLR and I don't remember WOODA. but i like his attitude.

I'm pete.

I'm the mini-mod of the site.

LOL

pleasure to meet fans.

We should not be enemies.
e:

Hey Pete, You said something positive about me, That was not only out of place, but cool!

[pete]

here's what i have to say about this shit.....!!!!!!

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Best webbies and mods are like good football referees - the game is on and you don't even notice that they're on the field.

Bad ones try to steal the whole show.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[degüello]

Originally posted by wooda
...We are two distinctly different but unobjectively the same type of flagrant assholes!!!

WARF and wooda have fragrant assholes?

[wooda]

Originally posted by degüello
WARF and wooda have fragrant assholes?

Don't forget that Wooda can cut some serious heads on guitar aa well!!!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by pete
I tried to browse your site. pop-up city for sure.

ally knows a free web server with no pop-ups and i thin 100GB storage.

freewebs.com. It's what I have mine on and I love it. No pop ups, no nothing.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Angel
Thanks for the Rose, Pete. I KNOW you're a DDLR member, I have been for ages, and I thoroughly enjoyed your rounds with FS. Remember me now, the ugly sea hag?

Wooda's "newish" and I think might be WARF, but you never know!! I just don't think he realizes that we're family not enemies. Wow, the psycho is talented though, isn't she? Getting DDLR and the Army fighting with each other, when we usually compliment each other. So, I will now get back to fighting spammy lovers and getting the guys excited by talking dirty

Since Angel has the GREEN LIGHT to continue Fab Bashing in every thread, I thought I'd give her lil help here and show petey what a beaut she is!



Now I don't feel any need to attach a fat body or any disgusting porno pic to it because in my opinion the face, hair and crooked smile alone are enough. WTF did you do to your eyebrows? Forehead? Thats a FIVEhead if I ever saw one! You better get back to talking dirty hun because with THAT face your gonna need to do something extra to keep the men interested. BTW~ are those dentures your wearing? I hear speed rots your teeth...Fuck off bitch. I see you couldn't keep your promise to Ally either! Fab OUT!

[Cathedral]

I think all the bullshit needs to stop from all parties involved.
You don't like each other, ok, I get it...now how about we all act like adults again?

But since i'm being vocal here, i would like to know the answer to one question:
"What is it everyone intends to gain from this bash fest that has done nothing but ruin good threads and produce headaches for those of us who don't give a fuck?"

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Since Angel has the GREEN LIGHT to continue Fab Bashing in every thread, I thought I'd give her lil help here and show petey what a beaut she is!



Now I don't feel any need to attach a fat body or any disgusting porno pic to it because in my opinion the face, hair and crooked smile alone are enough. WTF did you do to your eyebrows? Forehead? Thats a FIVEhead if I ever saw one! You better get back to talking dirty hun because with THAT face your gonna need to do something extra to keep the men interested. BTW~ are those dentures your wearing? I hear speed rots your teeth...Fuck off bitch. I see you couldn't keep your promise to Ally either! Fab OUT!

Actually, I think she's a pretty lady. as you are as well, Fab.

[ELVIS]

This thread is dumb...

I can't believe I read the whole thing...

Fab, you're the stupidest person to ever post on a message board...

You're a true mental case, and you're incredibly mean...

You need to continue taking your medicine exactly as prescribed...

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I see you couldn't keep your promise to Ally either! Fab OUT!

The deal made with me, the mod of non, was that any and all insults made in non would be kept in the bullshit thread and the what pisses you off thread if I sticked the bullshit thread. Show me where in non she broke that cuz I surely don't see it.

This was to stop the demise of every thread you created and/or posted in, thus helping keep non in some sort of order and giving me some slack because I was modding a battlefield.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by The Knockz

THANK YOU BITCHES AND HO'S...I AM WRITING THE FUCKIN' JOKES

When do you realize that they are not laughing at your jokes, they are laughing at you?

"I started a joke..." actually your looks kinda remind me of the Gibb brothers, except that they were POPULAR, POOPULAR.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by ELVIS

Fab, you're the stupidest person to ever post on a message board...

You're a true mental case, and you're incredibly mean...

You need to continue taking your medicine exactly as prescribed...

I agree. Fab, read this: http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...&threadid=7918

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
freewebs.com. It's what I have mine on and I love it. No pop ups, no nothing.

Thanks for the tip!

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by ELVIS
This thread is dumb...

I can't believe I read the whole thing...

True, I did the same but someone or anyone forgot to mention that Sarge doesn't handle the Mod duties El Pojo does ...

So WOULDA, you shoulda replaced Sarge's name with Pojo Risin's ... he's the cat you're after ...

[flappo]

Originally posted by The Knockz
pancake tits and waffle ass.
MMMM...mmmmmmmmmmm...who wants to eat Flaps mother?
Bitch pours syrup on herself and sells her ass for 99 cents at truck stops to Al-Quaida terrorists.
Calls herself the GRAND SLAM.
( holy shit..i am killing me )
I like to call her SCRAMBLED ASS OVER EASY cuz they aint none more scrambled and sure as fuck aint no bitch ever been easier.

THANK YOU BITCHES AND HO'S...I AM WRITING THE FUCKIN' JOKES

you ARE a fucking joke

[wooda]

Originally posted by Eyes
True, I did the same but someone or anyone forgot to mention that Sarge doesn't handle the Mod duties El Pojo does ...

So WOULDA, you shoulda replaced Sarge's name with Pojo Risin's ... he's the cat you're after ...

I ain't after no one anymore, and Pojo Risin was kind enough to stay dormant during my bullshit storm of the century.

Even though I would have loved to play VH trivia challenge, I am man enough to keep my word.

I said I would apologize, and here it is.

To all the quality people at the ARMY, I am sorry I made a battle of one, a battle of all. I have my own style, and sometimes it doesn't make sense to everybody, but none the less it usually nets the result. I don't have issues with anyone else here, and even though I thought that Pete may be in need of a size twelve in the sphincter, I have since seen that I may have had a laps in judgement on his behalf.

Anyway, sorry guys it was never meant to be directed at all of you or your fine efforts.

Wooda

[Mr Grimsdale]

what a woofter!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by ELVIS
This thread is dumb...

I can't believe I read the whole thing...

Fab, you're the stupidest person to ever post on a message board...

You're a true mental case, and you're incredibly mean...

You need to continue taking your medicine exactly as prescribed...

Elvis is very correct.

Particlarly if it's arsenic treatment for bile...

Cheers!

[Get Bent Please]

Originally posted by wooda
I ain't after no one anymore, and Pojo Risin was kind enough to stay dormant during my bullshit storm of the century.



Anyway, sorry guys it was never meant to be directed at all of you or your fine efforts.

Wooda

What did I miss. Fill me in....Who were you after? Did it work?

[degüello]

Angel, you're a very pretty woman with a lovely appearance. A hottie, in fact.

[Angel]

Thank you, Deg. :kiss:

Thankfully, I don't need to rely on cyberspace for my self esteem like some do.

Besides, aren't ALL Canadian women hot?

[Catfish]

Originally posted by ELVIS


Fab, you're the stupidest person to ever post on a message board...

You're a true mental case, and you're incredibly mean...

You need to continue taking your medicine exactly as prescribed...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Loony loony loony loony!!!!

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Forehead? Thats a FIVEhead if I ever saw one!

but Fab, you've got a suspect set of choppers, and what we call a "gunt":

[ELVIS]

That's Fab ??

Hey girl, why is your ass in the front ???

[twonabomber]

LOL!

yeah, that's the pure unadulterated Flab pic...

[Sarge]

I have no clue what this challenge is about.
I am not going to read a few hundred posts to figure it out.

Is this a "Who's dick is bigger" contest?
Because I always win those.

Please email me with any questions or start a new thread..
Sarge

[Warham]

LMAO

[flappo]

Originally posted by The Knockz
I see it now. Episode One: BBQ at Flaps House.
Flaps Mom approaches the George Foreman grill and while grilling up some beef accidently fries her left pancake tit only she cant feel it because she's drunk.
( audience laughs )

Flap enters "DAMMIT MOM...YA KNOW I DONT LIKE YOUR TIT GRILLED WHEN I EAT EM"...
( audience laughs )
SORRY SON, GUESS I'LL HAVE TO EXPLAINS THOSE LINES TONIGHT ON THE NET CAM WHEN I PERFORM...
Flap responds "THANK GOD YOU HAD THE OTHER REMOVED BECAUSE OF THE MASTECTOMY"

oh man..i can script the whole show here Flap... YOU ARE GONNA BE A STAR BABY!!!

and you begged von to stop me owning you ?




HHAHAHAH

BRING IT ON

you aint sen nuthin yet

[flappo]

dave

i'm gonna make sure you NEVER fucking post anywhere EVER again




HHAHAH

[Catfish]

Originally posted by ELVIS
That's Fab ??

Hey girl, why is your ass in the front ???

Oh shit!!!!

Here's a little ditty:

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/f...8&page=1&pp=30


“COULD THIS BE TAKE-OUT?”

Out upon the Sizzler on a cool summer night
Fabby, you don’t got to hurry, take your time
What you need is on the menu and you can eat it all night
Fabby, you got dumplin’s on your mind

Could this be take-out? Or could this be love?
Could this turn tragic? You know that take-out often does

And I see lonely hips go underwater
Better save the pie and liverwurst
Sail away with tubs of butter
Better save the prime rib and desserts

I hear deep fry in the kitchen and smell pork chops in the air
Just could be your beef boat is comin’ in
Yeah you’re leanin’ back with your fork stampin’ and bib on just right
The twice-fried shrimp is wonderful tonight, let’s dig in

And she said “Could this be take-out? Or could this be love?”
And I said “Could this turn tragic? You know that take-out often does”

And I see greasy hips rub underwater
Better save the grits and bratwurst
Make your dad ashamed of his daughter
Better eat the entire pasta bar first

Edward? Thank you.

And she said “Could this be take-out? Or could this be love?”
And I said “Could this turn tragic? You know that take-out often does”

And I see fatty hips sink underwater
Better save the flan and knackwurst
Look just like a soon-to-be mother
Better save the ice cream for dessert

[Warham]

Camel toes for everyone!!!

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Sarge
I have no clue what this challenge is about.
I am not going to read a few hundred posts to figure it out.

He finally came to his senses and apologized...

He realized he was up against true Roth devoted message board professionals, who never back down...

We handeled it Sir...

[flappo]

elvis was his usual professional self , he and ford and the old school performed superbly , 100% excellent

hey

waddya expect ?

[Keeyth]

LMAO!!! O.K., (Angel, Fab) Can we all just get butt nekkid and FUCK now???

Shheeeesh!!

[Angel]

Originally posted by Keeyth
LMAO!!! O.K., (Angel, Fab) Can we all just get butt nekkid and FUCK now???

Shheeeesh!!

If you put a wedding ring on my finger 20 years ago, I'll fuck you. Otherwise talk to Fab.

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by Angel
If you put a wedding ring on my finger 20 years ago, I'll fuck you. Otherwise talk to Fab.

If I put a wedding ring on your finger twenty years ago, you'd be busted for statutory RAPE!!



God DAMN I feel good all of a sudden! Thank you for making me feel young again Angel!!!

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by wooda


http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/f...ead.php?t=2470

http://www.diamonddavidleeroth.com/f...ead.php?t=2269

Wooda,

I started out being annoyed with you, but I gotta bow and give you props... ...you know your shit, and I've got envy for some of the experiences you've had. Peace out.