sammy hagar lives in a house shaped like a dick

[John Holmes]

Look just how gay is that. Sam is a filthy rectal ranger.

A perfect fit for Van Halen : the whino, the weirdo ( Al ), the homeless ( Mikey ) and, hence, the full blown faggot.

What a bunch of lowlife dirtbags. They should all jump into a raging Volcano covered in oil.

[Panamark]

Does that fucker even drink or smoke dope ? I reckon he mouths of about it all the time and doesnt even touch the shit. Maybe that phallic symbol is Sammy's secret Rocket to fly him back to his Alien friends. Since his anal probing he has yearned for a reunion with his extra-terrestrial visitors again. That fucker actually believes he's had full on visits from Aliens ! Ah well, thats what Dreams are made of...

[Catfish]

Dude, he owns a bar in Mexico and doesn't even speak Spanish.

Tha man is a poseur through and through.

[flappo]

.john holmes roolz