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    "Simpsons": A Gay Old Time

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    "Simpsons": A Gay Old Time

    by Josh Grossberg
    Jul 27, 2004, 10:15 AM PT



    A Simpsons toon is coming out of the closet. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    Speaking during a weekend panel at San Diego's Comic-Con convention, show producers dropped a bomb: An upcoming Simpsons story line will focus on what happens when Springfield legalizes gay marriage.

    "We have a show where, to raise money, Springfield legalizes gay marriage," producer Al Jean told comic book fans. "Homer becomes a minister by going on the Internet and filling out a form. A longtime character comes out of the closet, but I'm not saying who."

    And with that, Simpsons aficionados got their gaydar on and began winnowing down the list of potential suspects.

    The early favorite appears to be billionaire Monty Burns' ever-devoted sidekick, Waylon Smithers, who--aside from being a yes-man--has been known to collect Malibu Stacy dolls, lives in the gay part of town (where Homer once shacked up with two gay guys), has a Mr. Burns screensaver and dreams of a naked Mr. Burns jumping out of a birthday cake.

    But that might be too easy. According to online fan scuttlebutt, there are other characters who might be secretly having a gay old time in Springfield, including Homer's regular-guy cohorts at the nuclear plant, Carl and Lenny, as well as Moe the bartender, the Reverend Lovejoy, Principal Skinner and Comic Book Guy. Of course, the producers didn't rule out a lesbian wedding, either.

    "It's Homer!" said a joking Simpsons creator Matt Groening to conventiongoers.

    The gay marriage-themed episode is scheduled to air in January.

    While the coming-out comments generated the most interest, the show's brain trust also outlined some other upcoming plots. For instance, Springfield residents will also have a cow over corrupt Mayor Quimby and seek to recall him from office--a riff on California recall election in which Arnold Schwarzenegger defeated then Governor Gray Davis. No word whether The Simpsons' Ah-nuld look-alike, Rainier Wolfcastle, will be leading the effort to replace Quimby.

    Meanwhile, celebs expected to lend their voices to the show next season include Kim Cattrall, Ray Romano, James Caan and rapper 50 Cent.

    Groening also addressed the long-talked about Simpsons animated movie. He said that plans are still underway, but work on a big screen version won't begin until the tube series takes its final bow.

    That could be awhile.

    Now heading into its 16th season, The Simpsons is still posting solid ratings and consistently ranks number one in its Sunday time slot for adults 18-49, the category coveted by advertisers. It has also become the longest running comedy series on the tube and has spawned a billion-dollar franchise for Fox, which after some protracted negotiations, agreed to a new four-year deal with the show's six stars that gave each of them a whopping pay raise to $250,000 per episode.

    Plenty of d'oh, indeed.
  • seenbad
    Commando
    • Jan 2004
    • 1406

    #2
    I've got my money on Moe.
    sheepa lotta peepa dahba looka fo uh moopy

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    • Katydid
      I am a Giant CUNT
      • Apr 2004
      • 2374

      #3
      Originally posted by lucky wilbury
      http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,14595,00.html

      "Simpsons": A Gay Old Time

      by Josh Grossberg
      Jul 27, 2004, 10:15 AM PT



      A Simpsons toon is coming out of the closet. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

      Speaking during a weekend panel at San Diego's Comic-Con convention, show producers dropped a bomb: An upcoming Simpsons story line will focus on what happens when Springfield legalizes gay marriage.

      "We have a show where, to raise money, Springfield legalizes gay marriage," producer Al Jean told comic book fans. "Homer becomes a minister by going on the Internet and filling out a form. A longtime character comes out of the closet, but I'm not saying who."

      And with that, Simpsons aficionados got their gaydar on and began winnowing down the list of potential suspects.

      The early favorite appears to be billionaire Monty Burns' ever-devoted sidekick, Waylon Smithers, who--aside from being a yes-man--has been known to collect Malibu Stacy dolls, lives in the gay part of town (where Homer once shacked up with two gay guys), has a Mr. Burns screensaver and dreams of a naked Mr. Burns jumping out of a birthday cake.

      But that might be too easy. According to online fan scuttlebutt, there are other characters who might be secretly having a gay old time in Springfield, including Homer's regular-guy cohorts at the nuclear plant, Carl and Lenny, as well as Moe the bartender, the Reverend Lovejoy, Principal Skinner and Comic Book Guy. Of course, the producers didn't rule out a lesbian wedding, either.

      "It's Homer!" said a joking Simpsons creator Matt Groening to conventiongoers.

      The gay marriage-themed episode is scheduled to air in January.

      While the coming-out comments generated the most interest, the show's brain trust also outlined some other upcoming plots. For instance, Springfield residents will also have a cow over corrupt Mayor Quimby and seek to recall him from office--a riff on California recall election in which Arnold Schwarzenegger defeated then Governor Gray Davis. No word whether The Simpsons' Ah-nuld look-alike, Rainier Wolfcastle, will be leading the effort to replace Quimby.

      Meanwhile, celebs expected to lend their voices to the show next season include Kim Cattrall, Ray Romano, James Caan and rapper 50 Cent.

      Groening also addressed the long-talked about Simpsons animated movie. He said that plans are still underway, but work on a big screen version won't begin until the tube series takes its final bow.

      That could be awhile.

      Now heading into its 16th season, The Simpsons is still posting solid ratings and consistently ranks number one in its Sunday time slot for adults 18-49, the category coveted by advertisers. It has also become the longest running comedy series on the tube and has spawned a billion-dollar franchise for Fox, which after some protracted negotiations, agreed to a new four-year deal with the show's six stars that gave each of them a whopping pay raise to $250,000 per episode.

      Plenty of d'oh, indeed.


      I'M GONNA ASK my cousin GREG DANIELS producer of the SIMPSONS FOR SOME ROYALITIES. I WAS JUST DISCUSSING GAY MARRIAGE IN MY KATYDID THREAD (forgot which one...hot dang I have 2 Katydid threads).

      Katie Daniels Roth

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      • ashstralia
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Feb 2004
        • 6555

        #4
        got me a feelin it's gonna be
        armand, i mean seymour!

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        • WARF
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 15318

          #5
          I hope it's BART!

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 58754

            #6
            Originally posted by ashstralia
            got me a feelin it's gonna be
            armand, i mean seymour!
            Yep. Middle aged man who lives with his mother. And remember the "robo-homer" episode where Skinner was scanned as a "possible homer-sexual"
            Eat Us And Smile

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            • Ozzy Fudd
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 1667

              #7
              smithers
              Roth Army MP
              Originally posted by Panamark
              Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
              or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
              Originally posted by BITEYOASS
              She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
              Originally posted by JAY HALE
              so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35158

                #8
                Smithers is already out the closet.

                It's can't be Moe he's just a pervert.

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                • Bill Lumbergh
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2004
                  • 5465

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Katydid
                  I'M GONNA ASK my cousin GREG DANIELS producer of the SIMPSONS FOR SOME ROYALITIES. I WAS JUST DISCUSSING GAY MARRIAGE IN MY KATYDID THREAD (forgot which one...hot dang I have 2 Katydid threads).

                  Katie Daniels Roth
                  Well golly gee, when yer sukkin on yer bruthers cokk maybe yoo cun get Gregs phoneee noomber lkkaaayyyaya......

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                  • JCOOK

                    #10
                    Im' puttin money on lisa the lesbian

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                    • lucky wilbury

                      #11
                      my guess is that it's going to be Patty Bouvier. who's never been married

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                      • frenchie
                        Foot Soldier
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 527

                        #12
                        flanders

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                        • Ally_Kat
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7608

                          #13
                          how about Lisa's teacher?
                          Roth Army Militia

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                          • lucky wilbury

                            #14
                            she's not important enough. most people will be like who the hell is that

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