Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[WARF]

I'm talkin' bout the ORIGINAL fuckin' old school DLRArmy gang... this message board was founded from this fanclub! Pojo, brownsound, conmee, Vinny Velvet, houseofpain, redfire, hain23x, PHOENIX, FORD, Va Beach VH Fan, the onfire gang...

DO YOU HEAR THE FOOTSTEPS????

Von Halen, Spanish Doctor, the slawterhouse bug, Yankee Rose, and all you other DRIED UP BEEF JERKEY STRIPS!!!!

I am fucking pumped up tonight, and I dare I mention a ROLL CALL?!?! WAKE THE FUCK UP.... AH YES!!!!!!

AL-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!

loons, where the fuck you at?!?!?!?!

wella wella well.... yez yez yez!!!

I think we need to teach these fucking NEWBIES, a little history lession about how important, this fanclub was to this website... or mods... who don't even remember us.... I'm talkin' BOUT ROTH'S ROMPER ROOM!!!

I'm talkin' bout May 2000, when this board launched and there was 30 members here... and we were all excited about a fucking Van Halen reunion with David Lee Roth!!!!

What ever happened to, "Tabula Rasa"???

I am fucking furious, at the recent Van Hagar tour and demand it be boycotted, and the album be FUCKING BOYCOTTED AS WELL!!!!!!!!

VAN HALEN IS NOTHING WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH!!!!!

ONE TIME!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

AH YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EAT US AND SMILE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WARF]

Look at the signature motherfuckers!!!!!

Fuck Sammy Hagar!!!!

We will fucking destroy you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WARF]

Everyone who was ever apart of Eat Us And Smile, from the last 5 YEARS...

I demand you fuckin' tell em' what this place was all about!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[WARF]

damn... times have changed... lol

[ELVIS]

No mention of ELVIS ??

[WARF]

Originally posted by ELVIS
No mention of ELVIS ??

Hmmm.... Did you join in late... seriously no offense... but I'm sorry If I forgot to mention your name.... were you apart of EUAS as harecuttt? Before you were banned lol.....

[YankeeRose]

Eat Us And Smile...Southern Style!!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE FUTHERMUCKERS!!!!!!!!


Van Hagar is coming to my town in September. Local radio is giving away what they call "gold circle seats". I find this an ironic term in light of Eddie-Boy's recent divorce...but I wanna win some of these seats so I can wear a DAVE OR THE GRAVE shirt..even if I have to write it with magic marker on an old shirt.

[MAX]

Gonna sticky this puppy!!!!!

I can and will because I'm really Warf. :sssh:

[WARF]

The whole EUAS organization has really gone to the fucking shitter... since houseofpain left... but I think it's time for a little resurection... I am fucking tired of this Van Hagar tour... album... etc...

Sammy Hagar is a FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by WARF
Hmmm.... Did you join in late... seriously no offense... but I'm sorry If I forgot to mention your name.... were you apart of EUAS as harecuttt? Before you were banned lol.....

Haha!

I really didn't participate much...

Those days, being pilled up and drunk 24/7 I had a hard time paying attention to, or remembering anything...

You remembered harecuttt though...

[tjvhou812]

you was sayin?

[WARF]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Haha!

I really didn't participate much...

Those days, being pilled up and drunk 24/7 I had a hard time paying attention to, or remembering anything...

You remembered harecuttt though...

Dude, I've been here... well... since sarge and pojo have been here... and yeah... ATTN: mods and members!!!

Elvis was one of the first people banned here... (whatthi was the first) for gettin' in a fight with KANE!!!!!! lol

[WARF]

Alright all you deep fried bologna roll... I think that was a conmee reference...

There hasn't been anyone inducted into EUAS in almost 3 years...

I am proud to announce MAX... AS OUR NEWEST MEMBER!!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by WARF
I am proud to announce MAX... AS OUR NEWEST MEMBER!!!!

Muchas Gracias!!!!!! Fuckin A!!!!! This is stellar and I'm fucking honored!!!! :cheers:

[YankeeRose]

I remember Harecuttt and Stonecold22....

[ELVIS]

Stonecold22

[ELVIS]

You beat me to it Rose...

[WARF]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Stonecold22

Yeah... that was KANE's original username!
Good Memory!!!

[YankeeRose]

If I remember correctly, it was DiF that always brought the deep-fried bologna rolls to Icon..

[WARF]

That's right Yankee Rose...

I am almost tempted to start a thread EUAS at vhlinks, and tell those UFF who the fucking man is!!!!

[WARF]

Why are all the Rothheads talkin' bout how many units Van Hagar sold?

Do we really give a shit?

Is this redrocker.com?

[WARF]

Up Front Fanatics, can kiss my ass!!!!

[WARF]

Hi, i'm cousin skeeter the DLR Army rumor mill whore....

[YankeeRose]

WARF..you are so adorable when you're on a roll......you M&M lookin' fucker...

[Dave's PA Rental]

Dude, I remember all that shit...

I never stuck my head in there because I was a'scared...

[WARF]

Originally posted by YankeeRose
WARF..you are so adorable when you're on a roll......you M&M lookin' fucker...

My hair isn't BLOND and shaved anymore... lol

Now people call me Jaime Kennedy!!! NO FUCKIN' LIE!!!

I'd post my pic, but I don't wanna be a victim of photoshop abuse... u hu hu huhu huh

[MAX]

Originally posted by WARF
Up Front Fanatics, can kiss my ass!!!!

Actually those homos would rather fuck it.

[WARF]

Dude, we used to hammer the linkers with different alaises... the onfire gang... I was.. .well... I ain't sayin'...

There was onfire, i'monfire, we're onfire, mucho en fuego, etc etc... we used to get attack in groups and get banned.... but nobody knew who we were...

[WARF]

Anyone remember this?



I hate to sound like a broken record... but this site has fuckin' history!!

[WARF]

Here it is...

If you were a member in 2000.. you can't forget the original logo...

[MAX]

I cannot see the pic brother Warf?

[WARF]

It's on the bottom of page one... the original Roth Army logo... I always wondered why sarge had a pirate for an army site back then lol... IT'S CLASSIC!!!

Now it's my avatar.... like a throwback NBA jersey...

[WARF]

Never forget your heritage!!!

Click Here!!!

This is what the board looked like in the summer of 2000.

[WARF]

Here's the complete Original DLR Army EUAS thread...

Click Here!!!

Now the time has come to resurrect, the EUAS gang.... like a phoenix from the ashes....

[MAX]

Thanks Warf.

The Rotharmy Field of Creams.... If you build it they will come (in more ways than one!) ..........

[Cathedral]

Then the Diamond Mafia, dude......... I miss that shit, lol.

[MAX]

Strungout? LMAO!!!! What a fucking tool!!!! Hain!!!!! This rocks. Thanks yet again Warf.

[WARF]

Holy shit... here was when I was a webmaster! LOL

Click here!

LOL

[WARF]

Goodnight....

but be careful....

you might hear the footsteps....

[scottydabodi]

WARF, you crazy FREAK!! Keep Rothin' Brutha!!! FUCK ED FUCK ED FUCK ED FUCK SAM FUCK SAM FUCK SAM FUCK SAM FUCK SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!