Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[WARF]

I'm talkin' bout the ORIGINAL fuckin' old school DLRArmy gang... this message board was founded from this fanclub! Pojo, brownsound, conmee, Vinny Velvet, houseofpain, redfire, hain23x, PHOENIX, FORD, Va Beach VH Fan, the onfire gang...

DO YOU HEAR THE FOOTSTEPS????

Von Halen, Spanish Doctor, the slawterhouse bug, Yankee Rose, and all you other DRIED UP BEEF JERKEY STRIPS!!!!

I am fucking pumped up tonight, and I dare I mention a ROLL CALL?!?! WAKE THE FUCK UP.... AH YES!!!!!!

AL-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!

loons, where the fuck you at?!?!?!?!

wella wella well.... yez yez yez!!!

I think we need to teach these fucking NEWBIES, a little history lession about how important, this fanclub was to this website... or mods... who don't even remember us.... I'm talkin' BOUT ROTH'S ROMPER ROOM!!!

I'm talkin' bout May 2000, when this board launched and there was 30 members here... and we were all excited about a fucking Van Halen reunion with David Lee Roth!!!!

What ever happened to, "Tabula Rasa"???

I am fucking furious, at the recent Van Hagar tour and demand it be boycotted, and the album be FUCKING BOYCOTTED AS WELL!!!!!!!!

VAN HALEN IS NOTHING WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH!!!!!

ONE TIME!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

AH YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EAT US AND SMILE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WARF]

Look at the signature motherfuckers!!!!!

Fuck Sammy Hagar!!!!

We will fucking destroy you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WARF]

Everyone who was ever apart of Eat Us And Smile, from the last 5 YEARS...

I demand you fuckin' tell em' what this place was all about!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[WARF]

damn... times have changed... lol

[ELVIS]

No mention of ELVIS ??

[WARF]

Originally posted by ELVIS
No mention of ELVIS ??

Hmmm.... Did you join in late... seriously no offense... but I'm sorry If I forgot to mention your name.... were you apart of EUAS as harecuttt? Before you were banned lol.....

[YankeeRose]

Eat Us And Smile...Southern Style!!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE FUTHERMUCKERS!!!!!!!!


Van Hagar is coming to my town in September. Local radio is giving away what they call "gold circle seats". I find this an ironic term in light of Eddie-Boy's recent divorce...but I wanna win some of these seats so I can wear a DAVE OR THE GRAVE shirt..even if I have to write it with magic marker on an old shirt.

[MAX]

Gonna sticky this puppy!!!!!

I can and will because I'm really Warf. :sssh:

[WARF]

The whole EUAS organization has really gone to the fucking shitter... since houseofpain left... but I think it's time for a little resurection... I am fucking tired of this Van Hagar tour... album... etc...

Sammy Hagar is a FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by WARF
Hmmm.... Did you join in late... seriously no offense... but I'm sorry If I forgot to mention your name.... were you apart of EUAS as harecuttt? Before you were banned lol.....

Haha!

I really didn't participate much...

Those days, being pilled up and drunk 24/7 I had a hard time paying attention to, or remembering anything...

You remembered harecuttt though...

[tjvhou812]

you was sayin?

[WARF]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Haha!

I really didn't participate much...

Those days, being pilled up and drunk 24/7 I had a hard time paying attention to, or remembering anything...

You remembered harecuttt though...

Dude, I've been here... well... since sarge and pojo have been here... and yeah... ATTN: mods and members!!!

Elvis was one of the first people banned here... (whatthi was the first) for gettin' in a fight with KANE!!!!!! lol

[WARF]

Alright all you deep fried bologna roll... I think that was a conmee reference...

There hasn't been anyone inducted into EUAS in almost 3 years...

I am proud to announce MAX... AS OUR NEWEST MEMBER!!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by WARF
I am proud to announce MAX... AS OUR NEWEST MEMBER!!!!

Muchas Gracias!!!!!! Fuckin A!!!!! This is stellar and I'm fucking honored!!!! :cheers:

[YankeeRose]

I remember Harecuttt and Stonecold22....