Cult of fucking Roth!!!!
Holy shit...sorry I missed you bro...welcome back to the fold...
See you in two years...
and here's...
a blast from the past...
http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/show...201#post436201
Cult of fucking Roth!!!!
Holy shit...sorry I missed you bro...welcome back to the fold...
See you in two years...
and here's...
a blast from the past...
http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/show...201#post436201
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holy hell...
from the first Eat Us and Smile thread:
redfire- We'll come up with somethin'. Damn, House. Slow night huh?
HOP- No shit what up redfire? Redblk&wht you still around? I think Damage Inc. hasn't got to make enough noise lately!
redfire- Not a creature was stirring not even a house.
HOP- The stockings were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that St. Redfire soon would be there!
redfire- Now ma in her kerchiff and I in my cap had just settled down and listened to House of Pain before my long winter nap.
HOP- When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter. The EUAS gang said not enough Dave that's what is the matter!
POJO_Risin- You know it's a slow night when we put EUAS into the Night Before Van Hale.....Christmas.....hell, Van Halen sounds better....
POJO- Yeah gang...it is a slow night...until our next rumoured announcement date. By the way, do we have one? Is it 3/16...or April Fools day...
HOP- Ya poj. Care to help and have a little fun?
redfire- I threw open the shutters and smoked my stash.
Opps, thats the Sammy in me. Come on Poj, give it a try.
POJO- Dave's ass on the breast of a new fallen ho....
POJO- gave the luster of Van Halen to all who don't know....
HOP- Then I heard the rustling of hooves as I popped open my beer. Then saw David Lee and eight tiny reindeer!
HOP- Right down the chimney came Dave with a bound, he was looking for glazed donuts and women around!
POJO- David Lee Roth, so lively and quick...
whipped open his pants, a Jack Daniels dick!!!!!!
HOP- I bowed where I stood in spite of myself. And proclaimed him the man along with his elf!
redfire- He had a fine ho with a big ass and when she jumped they fell into my lap.
HOP- David Lee Roth putting gifts under me tree. Don't you know he saved the best one for me!
redfire- Than Dave pointed his finger toward one of his hos then up, up the chimmeny he arrose.
POJO- He leaped to his sleigh, to his hos gave a whistle....
And onstage they all flew to a crowd that was bristling....
HOP- It was a new Halen disc with him at the helm. The prodigal returned to help re-establish their realm!
HOP- To his hos gave a whistle? I'll try to give it a finish.
HOP- He lept to his sleigh, to his hos gave a whistle. Said come over Britney and polish my missle!
POJO- How about....I heard Dave exclaim...to everyone's delight....
"Van Halen's back together....Let's get Fucked up tonight!!!!!"
HOP- Then off they flew into the black night. But not before David Lee set everything right! He said they're back and Ed is the man. Then finished my beer, every last can. He grabbed his hos and flew off into the night, said Merry Christmas to all now that Van Halen is right!
... That's all folks.
Ahh...memories.
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Damn...nobody from the ole' boys club even noticed this...lmfao...figures...
Looks like it's just you and me Vincenzo...
Those were good times.....DAMN GOOD times.
It's interesting looking back on it hombre...when there was actually a fight to be had at a site that needed the fight at the time...
It was actually kind of funny...because anyone could wear the colors...but they were fucking scared to do it...
I totally agree.
That sort of thing will never come again because of the time we were in.
There weren't many DLR or VH message forums back in '99 or 2000. The whole message board craze was in its infancy. Brett's Links was one of the first.
And it was just about the time when Cherone was kicked out of VH that all us DLR/CVH fans began to really preach the word of ROTH!
It was a fun time because (and as we later found out to be true), CVH was preparing a reunion. And speculation was rampant.
and then EUAS was born.
It was fun to be a part of a 'gang' of people who wouldn't stand for any Van Hagar loving nonsense or Roth bashing.
We kicked ass and took names.
Our 2 best threads are gone over there...lmfao...to bad...there was some good shit...
Yeah, there was indeed.
Still no sight of hainy?
I've spent some lurking time over at the links...and haven't seen him...he's around though...
I've been back and forth to Links and haven't noticed him around.
Anyhow, hey POJ', isn't EUAS the first original DLR/CVH fan "stable" to emerge on the net?
I was thinking about this and I think we were.
I thought I remembered Icon saying something about a group of DLR/CVH fans starting in the late '90's, before the birth of EUAS...Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Anyhow, hey POJ', isn't EUAS the first original DLR/CVH fan "stable" to emerge on the net?
I was thinking about this and I think we were.
I could be wrong, if it doesn't have anything to do with Notre Dame, Icon is a pretty dellusional sumbitch....
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Like Va says...I don't think that we were the first...
but we ARE definately the best...
I think the simple fact that we don't remember that group...says it all...doesn't it...
Means we're fucking old, that's all that means....
Old but STILL THE BEST!! (much like Dave!)
I wasn't part of a DLR/CVH stable or group per say before EUAS, but I sure did frequent the the old boards at vanhalen.com and slawterhouse.com
And that's around 1996-1998.
Those old style message boards were funny -- people posting as Gary Cherone or Eddie were hilarious.
Some...more than others...Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
Means we're fucking old, that's all that means....
and I was around then as well...VV...and don't recall a faction per se...
or else I'd have probably been in it...lmfao...
Yeah, I don't remember any factions either.
Remember, at the time, message boards were clearly the old 'message' style boards and not message FORUMS.
So, it may have been difficult to form stables back then.
stables...lmfao...this shit makes me laugh...
you goin' to any shows VV?
Hehehehehehehe
kinda fun sometimes...
I'll be over there in a few...
Magical...
Sorta like DISNEY ON ICE!
Fags!
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I actually vomited and burped at the same time...a verp if you will...
Yo...WARF...check out the EUAS thread over there I pulled out of hell as well...
Let me go find my password.
LOL
It's amazing your still averaging over 1 post a day at links.... considering you've had like 3 posts there in the last 4 years...
yeah...I had a good year there...
Hey POJO...I think I want to give you Pujols for nothing...
or maybe...I ought trade you Aramis Ramirez...for whoever you pick up off the waiver wire...
done...
Aramis Ramirez for...hey, pick up Sandy Alomar Jr., and I'll give you Ramirez for him...
I might be ripping you off though...
who the fuck is this?
THE CUBS BITE RBW'S ASS...
Okay... do you really want Aramis...
THIS IS WARF.
Do you want Aramis?
LOL
Aramis & Figgins for Soriano...
lmfao...I do...but not that badly...
I think I'm okay right now...do you still need outfielders?
Va and WARF...both taking some offense to a thread over yonder...
No actually... Griffey, Alou, Floyd... are working good for me.Originally posted by POJO_Risin
lmfao...I do...but not that badly...
I think I'm okay right now...do you still need outfielders?
Which reminds me... I need to trade Brady Clark before he nosedives.
Had to shake off the rust, ya know....
Let's go fuck up some shit!
Especially, that Mischar dude.
What a fucking homo.... he's wearin' a Roth avatar... talkin' all kinds of shit about Dave...
But hey....
He's the simon says/hexagon champion....
what the fuck do I know.
Let's go troll the roxette board.
That faggot jumped all over me the first time I posted over there.Originally posted by WARF
Let's go fuck up some shit!
Especially, that Mischar dude.
What a fucking homo.... he's wearin' a Roth avatar... talkin' all kinds of shit about Dave...
But hey....
He's the simon says/hexagon champion....
what the fuck do I know.
Let's go troll the roxette board.
DLR7884
What's the link to his gay Roxette site?
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lmfao...do you need speed WARF?
Do you want Patterson?...
How about Patterson for Ramirez?
You lose a little power...gain speed...
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