and damn did she have some stories...
and damn did she have some stories...
EAT US AND SMILE!
LOOK WHO'S BACK IN CIRCULATION!
DAMAGE INC!
yo hop...wasn't it you and RBW with the flaming tables back in the day...
lmfao...funny shit...
That original crew...pav, bs1, hain, myself, you and your bro...rbw...va...jetm...vinniev...theloonman...sla wt...
funny shit...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
lmfao...
how about this from a blast from the past...
the original shit is gone...
but...
From December of 2000...somewhere over the rainbow...
Ford:
Well fuck it. I'm here!
Sorry I've been away from the Army, but my piece of shit computer won't load the page for some reason. Anyway, I need to vent for a second....
The situation at the PD is BULLSHIT
There are rabid SHEEP launching thread after thread of attacks against David Lee Roth, the real Van HALEN and all true VH fans, and the moderators, despite rhetoric to the contrary, do little to stop this shit.
More problematic is the way they seem to be treating us.
Some fucking sheep bashes Roth, I defend him. I'm bashing.
Some fucking sheep calls me "a homosexual who wants to suck Roth's dick" and I defend myself, I'm bashing.
I say one word about Sammy Hagar CHEESE BALLADS, I'm bashing.
THIS IS BULLSHIT!! I know Michelle reads this board. Probably the other PD mods do too.
I never have started a personal attack against anybody. That board, this one, my own place or anywhere else. But when Phil5150 or RC5150 or Prettywoman5150 or any goddamn fucking Dave Hating sheep with a 5150 in their name starts shit with me, I am going to finish it. Try paying a little more attention to what these fools are doing and a little less to blaming EUAS/DLR Army/Mafia for anything that's fucked up in the world.
Michael Jackson - Fucking liar. Mark my words. Don't criticize me for exposing this pigfucker, because I'll remember this when you all look stupid for believing him.
Alex6261- This guy is so fucked in the head that he makes George Bush Jr seem like Einstein in comparison.
Anyway, fuck it. FORD's drunk, he's tired, I'm fuckin outa here for the night!
My reply...
Christ FORD, anyone who doubts your word isn't a fucking Van Halen fan.
But of course, this was just a pop-in from a couple of original EUASers lettin you know we're still around fuckin' with y'all.
Who was it that fateful night? Ahhh yes. It was hain, brownsound, pavinc and myself. Sure FORD, you and the ICON should be included into that group. Your status as a Van Halen fan is unquestioned. Like I said, anyone who does can blow it out their ass.
Keep up the defense FORD my man...it's what this group was founded on. You carry that fucking tradition better than anyone I know.
Shit, someone might see the footsteps...
hop, downinflames...even seen in some support...
then...
janevh
HHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! I just stopped by to say HO HO HO!!! Hope all is well with the Halenheads! The Halenmobile is still cruisin' and I now have my Halen tree up in it! Please stay as cool as you all are and don't forget to spice up YOUR holidays with some regularkickasschillupyourspine, VAN FUCKIN HALENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
janevh
always a pleasure to stop by!
Me...
Ahh, the Vinman...you would have been an original member had you not been on a sabbatical at the time.
And we can't forget that Italian from Chicago...
What the fuck was his name?
Black, White and Red?
Icon...
Pete's Wicked Ale...Just when I thought Original EUAS with the secret formula was back in production....
FORD, I'm with you on the Pleasure Dome situation, I haven't seen such rampant flocks of sheep since the old WB days, only it's worse at PD because you actually have shepherds (er, moderators) that encourage that sort of thing.
Problem is they aren't doing the band any favors come the announcement, because then they'll be taking their orders in part from DLR as lead singer, not DLR as solo artist.
Personal attacks are standard operating procedure for the sheep who can't argue their case in a cogent and logical manner. But then again, if they were anywhere near cogent and logical, they wouldn't be arguing for Sammy or Gary in the first place.
And as for the moderators over there, so long as you know how to cut-n-paste the standard "Personal attacks will not be tolerated" line of b.s., you can sign up for shepherding duties.
Pete's Wicked Ale all around for the entire crew, and a Guiness for FORD..
lmfao...
one of the funnier posts in the thread...
I think what we need is an EUAS website run by someone who is kind of obnoxious and has nothing to do with EUAS - I'll volunteer for that
I envision the front page to have a picture of POJO with the names Pojorisin', Hain23x and Brownsound1 flashing up in order. This should guarantee a lot of hits just from people checking whether Pavinc's name has been added to the splash screen yet.
The main content should be really bland of course. A minimum amount of current news would be ideal and in fact the whole thing should be set up so it's hard to know what EUAS actually was and whether they even existed in the first place.
We could have a 'this day in history' section - including stuff like: Brownsound edited a post at DLRarmy, Hain made a video, Pojo brushed his teeth and things like that. Any reference to Pavinc should be vague at best.
Periodically we should tease people with the promise of updating the news page. Then we can add the latest version of the Ludwig Report - telling us about the latest cds in Pojo's collection.
I suspect at that point rumours will start flying of a reunion of the original EUAS. People with names like Jermaine and Glenn Frey will start posting outlandish claims of announcement dates, thread titles and personal appearances at the Pleasure Dome. Probably members of UFF will claim that they have acquired rights to the EUAS name too.
To counter this we should add a UBB board at the website called The Flock. We'll need some reliable moderators of course - I suggest Watthi (though he'll also be banned from posting), Madden and Humber. I'll do my bit by
saying 'no news is good news' as often as possible. Maybe Pojo's cat could send me a picture and start posting too. He'll be the voice of reason and a true insider to keep us all reassured that the EUAS reunion will happen.
After that we'll just have to be patient and see what happens........
Jonman
"I'm very sober and very, very bored" Vyvyan from The Young Ones.
lmfao...
can't believe I had that saved...
Me and redblk&wht with the flaming tables!Originally posted by POJO_Risin
yo hop...wasn't it you and RBW with the flaming tables back in the day...
lmfao...funny shit...
That original crew...pav, bs1, hain, myself, you and your bro...rbw...va...jetm...vinniev...theloonman...sla wt...
funny shit...
We were known as our Damage Inc. with our alter egos of Destruction and Mayhem!
Them were the days!
lmfao...that was it...Damage Inc...
funny shit...
ah remember the verbal wars with VHIII Fan over at links?
How could I forget that one.Originally posted by houseofpain
ah remember the verbal wars with VHIII Fan over at links?
Good times...DAMN good times.
=V V=
ole No.1 The finest
EAT US AND SMILE
Fucking amazing to think VHIII wasn't even out a year when I started lurking at the Links....
Where in the fuck does the time go ?
I'm gonna slap on "How Many Say I" to commemorate it....
Or maybe not...
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
You mean the guy who actually called himself "VH3Fan"??Originally posted by houseofpain
ah remember the verbal wars with VHIII Fan over at links?
I thought that sheep was my personal stalker for a while. He would follow me from Links to the Church of Cherone to here and back just talkin a storm of shit all the way. Trying to get the "Webpastors" at the Church to ban me because I didn't like VDIII.
Shit. As IF. Mark & Ron weren't about to ban me. They thanked me in the acknowledgements section of the Church website for being such a great debater for the anti-VDIII side or however exactly they put it. Unfortunately that site's long gone so I can't link to it. Even the "wayback machine" at Internet Archive is lacking in Church content.
Just as well, considering some of the discussions that took place over there way back when.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Jesus Christ...
That's just fucking painful...
for the record, there is still a spitoon on top of VD3.
HOP;
Do you still drink Jim Beam?
DG
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
That is some funny shit right there. I've been doing research on various political issues all day, and that was smartest thing I've seen written in weeks. Pojo's cat... so funny...I think what we need is an EUAS website run by someone who is kind of obnoxious and has nothing to do with EUAS - I'll volunteer for that
I envision the front page to have a picture of POJO with the names Pojorisin', Hain23x and Brownsound1 flashing up in order. This should guarantee a lot of hits just from people checking whether Pavinc's name has been added to the splash screen yet.
The main content should be really bland of course. A minimum amount of current news would be ideal and in fact the whole thing should be set up so it's hard to know what EUAS actually was and whether they even existed in the first place.
We could have a 'this day in history' section - including stuff like: Brownsound edited a post at DLRarmy, Hain made a video, Pojo brushed his teeth and things like that. Any reference to Pavinc should be vague at best.
Periodically we should tease people with the promise of updating the news page. Then we can add the latest version of the Ludwig Report - telling us about the latest cds in Pojo's collection.
I suspect at that point rumours will start flying of a reunion of the original EUAS. People with names like Jermaine and Glenn Frey will start posting outlandish claims of announcement dates, thread titles and personal appearances at the Pleasure Dome. Probably members of UFF will claim that they have acquired rights to the EUAS name too.
To counter this we should add a UBB board at the website called The Flock. We'll need some reliable moderators of course - I suggest Watthi (though he'll also be banned from posting), Madden and Humber. I'll do my bit by
saying 'no news is good news' as often as possible. Maybe Pojo's cat could send me a picture and start posting too. He'll be the voice of reason and a true insider to keep us all reassured that the EUAS reunion will happen.
Jonman
"I'm very sober and very, very bored" Vyvyan from The Young Ones.
And for the record, elipse's do have meaning...
Eat Us and Smile!
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
HOP;
Do you still drink Jim Beam?
DG
DG
Well for the record here...
Jim Beam would be my drink of choice because it is the FINEST bourbon in the world! However, the houseofpain hasn't had a drink of Jim Beam in a LOOOOOOOOONG time. I went back to college in 2003 and gave up my old vices. No more Skoal Long Cut Wintergreen tobacco and no more alcohol. When I graduated in 2005 (from the University of Oklahoma in the Promised Land, Norman, Oklahoma) I just never picked 'em back up.
Boomer Sooner...
Texas sucks...
My argument is sound and valid, and therefore logically equivalent...
Drink your sorrows away Shorthorn fan...
That post prolly should go in the Locker Room, but oh well. Gotta love elipses...
Tuck Fexass!
I remember when you used to swing me around on the dance floor leaving nothing behind but an empty bottle of Beam...Originally posted by houseofpain
DG
Well for the record here...
Jim Beam would be my drink of choice because it is the FINEST bourbon in the world! However, the houseofpain hasn't had a drink of Jim Beam in a LOOOOOOOOONG time. I went back to college in 2003 and gave up my old vices. No more Skoal Long Cut Wintergreen tobacco and no more alcohol. When I graduated in 2005 (from the University of Oklahoma in the Promised Land, Norman, Oklahoma) I just never picked 'em back up.
and a smile on my face
DG I'll swing you around anything you ask!
Wella...wella...wella...
"There are rules to success my friend. Rule number one:"Know what you know, know what you don't know, and know that I gotta know what you know as soon as you know...or sooner."--Walter Abrams
Yez Yeah!!
Supahfly!!
It's Eat Us And Smile, time again yall!!!
Who said we were dead?
You think the sheep will dare step into this thread, like they have done in its counterpart over at Links?
I dunno FORD.
However, I am concerned I might be necroposting again.
EUAS threads are NEVER considered "necroposting" because EUAS is not dead.Originally posted by WARF
I dunno FORD.
However, I am concerned I might be necroposting again.
And the "Sammy Hagar is the Biggest Dildo" thread is a fucking classic. Classics deserve another kick to the top once in a while. Three dozen dumbassed reunion rumor threads don't.
I'm sure everyone here knows the difference
It looks like Michael Jackson is posting again, as THE GUY.
Originally posted by FORD
EUAS threads are NEVER considered "necroposting" because EUAS is not dead.
Reunited--Peaches and Herb
I was a fool to ever leave your side
Me minus you is such a lonely ride
That breakup we had
Has made me lonesome and sad
I realize I love you
'Cause I want you back
Hey, hey
I spent the evening with the radio
Regret the moment that I let you go
Our quarrel was such
A way of learning so much
I know now that I love you
'Cause I need your touch
Hey, hey
(Chorus
Reunited, and it feels so good
Reunited, 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited
'Cause we're reunited
Hey, hey
I sat here, staring at the same old wall
Came back to life just when I got your call
I wished I could climb
Right through the telephone line
And give you what you want
So you would still be mine
Hey, hey
I can't go cheatin', honey; I can't play
I found it very hard to stay away
As we reminisce
On precious moments like this
I'm glad we're back together
'Cause I missed your kiss
Hey, hey
(Repeat chorus)
Lover, lover, this is sudden love
And you're exactly what I'm dreamin' of
All through the day
And all through the night
I'll give you all the love I have
With all my might
Hey, hey
(Repeat chorus)
Welcome Back Kotter
Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)
Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
I think you nailed it Warf.Originally posted by WARF
It looks like Michael Jackson is posting again, as THE GUY.
I also think they should be bitch slapped.
Did someone call?
EUAS4EVA!!!
There ain't no patry unless my ass 'tis parked heeya for this one!!!
GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY!!!!!!
An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw
A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw
Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the Riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry
Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Ghost Riders in the sky
Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their shirts all soaked with sweat
He's riding hard to catch that herd, but he ain't caught 'em yet
'Cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky
On horses snorting fire
As they ride on hear their cry
As the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name
If you want to save your soul from Hell a-riding on our range
Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride
Trying to catch the Devil's herd, across these endless skies
Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi Yaaaaay
Ghost Riders in the sky
Ghost Riders in the sky
Ghost Riders in the sky
David Lee Roth is back in Van Halen!!!
And as a EUAS member and representitive...
I must say this with no further ado...
Michael Anthony and Sammy Hagar are coordially invited...
TO KISS MY ASS!!!
If you live among wolves you have to act like a wolf.--Nikita Khrushchev
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY WOLF GANG!!!!!!
Wrong thread dude. lol
Well...well...well...
Rehab - Amy Winehouse
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no, no
Yes I been black but when I come back you'll know, know know
I ain’t got the time
And if my daddy thinks I’m fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won’t go, go, go
I’d rather be at home with Ray
I ain’t got seventy days
Cos there’s nothing, there's nothing you can’t teach me
That I can’t learn from Mr Hathaway
I didn’t get a lot in class
But I know it don’t come in a shot glass
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no, no
Yes I been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know
I ain't got the time
And if my daddy thinks I’m fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won’t go, go, go
The man said why you think you here?
I said I got no idea
I’m gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby
So I always keep a bottle near
He said I just think you’re depressed
Kiss me, yeah baby
And the rest
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no, no
Yes I been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know
I don’t ever want to drink again
I just, ooh I just need a friend
I’m not gonna spend ten weeks
Have everyone think I'm on the mend
It’s not just my pride
It’s just til these tears have dried
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no, no
Yes I been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know
I ain’t got the time
And if my daddy thinks I’m fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won’t go, go, go
Cool avatar, Maximus!!Originally posted by MAX
Did someone call?
EUAS4EVA!!!
There ain't no patry unless my ass 'tis parked heeya for this one!!!
Hell Yeaya!
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