Eat Us And Smile....
I think it's time for a fucking takeover!!!
Who the fuck is CHICKENFOOT?
Do we need to go invade their message board???
Jesus Christ.... now Sammy has the fucking nerve to say that SATCH is the greatest guitarist he ever worked with???
That's like sayin' DONNIE was my favorite fucking NEW KID!!!
I think I hear the fucking footsteps...
And the chickens are running wild...
BAWK! BAWK! BAWK!!!
Fookin a WARF! Let's do it...lets get it on like donkey kong!
EAT US AND SMILE!
LOOK WHO'S BACK IN CIRCULATION!
DAMAGE INC!
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LMFAO!! You're such crab on the balls you little pile of steaming shit...Originally Posted by BlimpyCHIMP™
First you're a "Dumpmeister" when most of the DMs think you're a douche, now you're trying to get into EUAS?
War with which site? You're banned from all of them, or you will be!!!
I don't recall opening EUAS for new members.
Given our track record, we don't take politickers anyway. Last I checked it was by invitation only. Its all good though. We just need a common idiot for all of us to focus our aggression on...
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The original EUAS Thread at the Army...
EUAS: UNCENSORED!!!!! - DLR Army Discussion Forums
If the EUAS are for flooding a Hagar-site, I'm enthusiastic for it.
I'm uninitiated, but then I've never been part of this little EUAS clique thing.
That came before me - I came over here fulltime when the Slawterhouse went down in Oct. 2001 so I've always been a sort of an outsider to the founders but I def share the enthusiasm!
You know what Eat us and smile really is???
It's fucking people like myself and pojo and house and blah blah blah...
Who fucking sleep in their fucking Van Halen diver down lion logo shirt...
And bleed fucking classic Van Halen....
Without a fucking doubt the greatest fucking band ever assembled...
Yeah we're hardcore like a Ron Jeremy flick...
But basically... it's just a bunch of rowdy ass Van Halen fans who know their shit....
It's an attitude...
Nobody rules these streets at night like me...
GAyR has as much in common with EUAS as Richard Simmons does with heterosexuality.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
I don't know who this GAyR fucker is, but it sounds as if he has as much in common with EUAS as Sammy Hagar has does with fashion sense and hair style!
That's RIGHT.. go on about your fetishes.
My Invasion jersey-tee got soaked in trans fluid when I pulled the trans outta my G20 van. On an incline, on Larrabee mind you.
I've seen that tee go for $60 on ebay, five years ago. Don't get me on about how I miss that tee.
My bandmates, at the time they slept till 1pm, would masturbate to porn or bang their galpals till 9pm when the rest of West Hollywood wakes up, at which time we'd march up to the Rainbow to start another foodfight and get banned for another month.
Van? Who wants to get their precious little mitts filthy.. in WeHOLE everything's in walking distance.
Nobody wants to chip in for a van when everything's nearby. Why do you need a fuckn VAN for.. duhh, I dunno maybe to haul GEAR in..
(closing credits on this post: roll tape Hot For Teacher..)
The drummer? I think he's locked up in Miramar
The bass player? I think he's got a fat wife and two ugly children, manning a cash reg at the Goodwill.
The singer? He died of fuckin AIDS. yeasahh yes.. DEAD
Me? (foot on treadplate, mink a bit warm).. I drive a much better vehicle than a Chevy breadtruck I tell you that much.
BUT I did sacrifice my VH tee to the Benevolent BandVan GOD.. which I vehemently repent of everytime I read someone else cherishing thiers.. FUcker!
GAyR is BlumpkinChump, the asshole spamming the entire board with bullshit, while claiming to be "on vacation from the board" under his other name "GAR".
He's been banned from DiamondDavidLeeRoth.com and RothFans.com for being a complete and total douchebag, posting racist bullshit, and telling a mother that her son would die in Iraq, among other acts of dumbassery.
In other words, he's the type of idiot that makes you want to break out the folding chairs.......
Dont forget he was DEMODDED HERE for giving his keys to the modroom to his boyfriend.
He also QUIT this site over being owned by katydid
The fact he has the balls to even show his face in the library after that, is incredible.
He also boycotted this site because he didnt like Sarge putting a limit on the number of times a poster could THANK in a day. Which impeded GayR's spamming all the more.
Seriously, he makes Savicki seem bright, and FAB seem normal.
Why don't YOU go "flood a Hagar-site?"
Incidentally, we, The Sheep Pen, did this years ago. Unfortunately it took the Hagar-site several hours to notice as nobody actually posted in that little Red Rockin' ghost town....
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Nice...so Blumpy Chump...I think there's a crew of Up Front Fagnatics still at links. Why don't you start proving your not an ass licker and go spar with them for a bit.
Never mind the sheep pen gar, why don't you go fine that rev Phelps site or whatever his name is.
I hear he likes protesting at soldiers funerals.
That's right up your alley coward.
speaking of right up ypur fucking alley GArY, I hear the up front fagnatics have something for you...
Now he's talking our language here eh House? lmao!!
OOOH YEAH!!
EUAS
I smell a fucking con-chair-to red...set 'em up!
do you hear that people?
Somebody just woke up a sleeping giant
or more appropriately, a sleeping giant of a tag team
fuck you bitches...its on!
DAMAGE INC!
House before i flip the matchlight, isnt Gar from Links?
DAMAGE INC!
Man, I dig the ring of that again!!
Fuck it! I don't know. All I know is he's tried to electronically suck my dick for the last 3 days, and FORD, Nickd, and Kwame say he's Gar and he sucks. Good enuff for me. And if he's from links, we should splay his ass just for sucking...light 'em up!House before i flip the matchlight, isnt Gar from Links?
DAMAGE INC!
Light Up The fucking Sky, with that ass wipe!
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
Fuckin A kwame!
I have no kind words for the Stinks!
I graced 'em with my presence after DDLR went down just to say hello.. I think I blinked twice before I was banned so fukkum yknow?
lol "Splayed ass"? Hoo FUCK yer high~!!
As HOP so aptly put it, stop trying to suck his electronic dick. You have no allies here Gary and have you taunted any mothers today who are sending their children off to war?
Come on Gary tell everyone what you said to SoCal about her son going off to war. Give us some of the cleaver ways you taunted her about her child's safety.
this mother fucker brings nothing of value to the table. Fuck off bitch.
His ridiculous new threads in the Front Line seem to be moving to the dump.....
Wonder how?
Maybe gayR will stage another boycott over it.
That isn't completely true, when you consider things. For instance, while he's typing away at the library each and every day, he's too preoccupied to be co-mingling with society itself (you know, annoying people in person), which in a manner of speaking is sort of a blessing.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
Good point...he should at least stay out of main and over in the other boards...That isn't completely true, when you consider things. For instance, while he's typing away at the library each and every day, he's too preoccupied to be co-mingling with society itself (you know, annoying people in person), which in a manner of speaking is sort of a blessing.
The Links had a device called the Tard Barn. Essentially, a trouble making imbecile would be able to view the site, in some cases use the PM function, yet ultimately could only post in a certain section unseen by the rest of the board reserved for him and others of his ilk.
Of course the system is highly juvenile, yet considering the actions of some of the sociopaths it would be used upon, actually today seems somewhat viable.
wouldnt it be nice. I wish it were like facebook and I could block people I dont like...
Its kind of boring with no spammy lovers coming out of the woodwork, no Gary fans bitching. We need a dumb sumbitch to take our aggression out on.
That's the purpose of si-gar. Even his crap is getting boring, though.
Except Brett didn't beta test that device on trouble making imbeciles. He tested it on the guy who was slaughtering the trouble making imbeciles. Some of whom, unfortunately, are Links mods.
no personal attacks!
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