Good to see ya again Vin..
BTW..who was that dude with the chronicles of VH or something like that...*beating head on desktop*..what the fuck was that called?
I keep thinking the name has a couple B's in it...
Good to see ya again Vin..
BTW..who was that dude with the chronicles of VH or something like that...*beating head on desktop*..what the fuck was that called?
I keep thinking the name has a couple B's in it...
Good to see Ole' VV back..
this jokes on me
EUAS
The Vinman...welcome back bro...
keep fighting the good fight...you never know when you might see a familiar face...
...just won't be mine...
lmfao...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
Hey, we all know, THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD KNOWS, that the only VAN HALEN that matters is with Diamond Dave as the quaterback.
EUAS....BACK IN THE SADDLE!
=V V=
ole No.1 The finest
EAT US AND SMILE
Damn, for a second there I thought we were gonna get one of those infamous Rose erotic threads....Originally posted by YankeeRose
that reminds me..I'm out of town on work, taking lunch at a local burger joint, and in walks some poor misdirected soul wearing a CaboWabo(coughgaggagcough) shirt....it was pitiful...that poor thing....
Sumbitch....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
jetm was...the pittsburgh guy...at least I think he was...
CoR...
shit...I can't fucking remember...
Yup, jetm ('Burgh boy) and CoR were both EUAS...
Some others you might have forgotten...
JaneVH
Cyclonus7
billy007
Like I said, I've got the list somewhere, of all 25.....
Remember those names...
Wasn't it JanEVH?...
I could be on crack...
That's him..billy007 is the guy that posted those hilarious stories...I'd love to read them again...
Oughta make this the biggest thread in the joint...kind of an homage to the original...
wouldn't be the same without BS1, Icon, hainy and the like...posting...
also Redfire and HoP...
Aw, the infamous, "Sammy Hagar: The Lost Tapes".Originally posted by YankeeRose
That's him..billy007 is the guy that posted those hilarious stories...I'd love to read them again...
A great thread.... lost forever!
well that sucks...I wish someone saved them...
some of the threads are at archive.org
Didnt cyclonus change his name?Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
Yup, jetm ('Burgh boy) and CoR were both EUAS...
Some others you might have forgotten...
JaneVH
Cyclonus7
billy007
Like I said, I've got the list somewhere, of all 25.....
I remember him at slawterhouse lounge as that, links
he changed his name cant friggin remember, heiney's fog
has now rolled in..
WELLA WELLA WELLA...YEZZER YEZZAH YOWZA...
If there's iz one thing that gib me the blues...
It's when I gots a hole in the bottom of my sensible shoez...
ALL HELL YEAH!!
NUTHIN BUT YEAHHHH!!!
Sho' Nuff' Shorties!
FO' SHO' MOTHERHUFFAZ!!!
The blues am a lowdown achin' chill
You ain nebah had em...hope ya neber will...
That lil' Sambo sho' do make me tired
He gotta handfull of gimme, mouthfull of much abliged
Velvet Revolver is a better re-vetted band than Van Haggar sho' nuff n yez I aint lyin'!!
Me Wise Magic and CGTSNM smoke any of the three new tunes by Van Red Teletubie and that's fo' sho'!! What does Van Hagar got? Poundcake and Humanz Bein'? Van Dave gots mo hits than Beethoven...well well well...Yez Yez Yezzah...Yallah...well, the clock sayz it's time to go...NOW!!...
Peace and chicken grease all you bad dudes and cybersluts!!
O' Yeah O' Yeah...Sho' Nuff' Nah Yez Aww Hell Hellafied Hell Yez YEZ YEZZ Nah I says!
Great God Almighty...Great Boogily Moogily...Like a thunderbolt in yer Cheerios, son...
Diamond Dave is THE ONLY singer fo' Van Halen. 'Nuff said.
It's Eat 'Em and Smile time 'gain, Y'all!!!
I am the beach pimp yez yez!
Well all right nah...Sho' Nuff' N' Yez Yezzer Yez...
Van Davin' opened up for the Stones in '81
Van Hagar opened up for BON JOVI in '95
Diamond Dave was on The Sopranos
Sammy Haggar was on Hollywood Squares and Don Johnson's awful new show
Dave wrote incredible lyrics to Thug Pop
Sammy wrote turn turn turn turn turn...my time prime time mai tai mai tai
Dave has never sung Van Hagar tunes
Sammy has to sing 'em ebery night nah
Dave is a master showman and writes amazing lyrics
Sammy couldn't write a good lyric if ol' Bob Dylan was holdin his fat hands
Dave plays Ice Cream Man
Sam plays horseshit like Where Eagles Fly
Dave wears his best combat spandex
Sammy wears Capri pants
Dave is like Dole La Mite
Sam is like The Red Teletubbie
Dave is like Shaft
Sam is like...well, a washed up tequila salesman who conjurs up images of Carrot Top
Loons, my favorite Roth gangsta !!!!
Where the fuck you been bro, I miss those rants !!!
You gotsta be hangin' 'round here more often bro...
Sho' nuff !!!!
I wonder if someone will reunite with their long lost father... on this thread!!!
Everyone is comin' out of the boondocks!!!
Welcome loons!!!
Loonsie...you smooth talkin', silber tongued debil you....damman, jus' lemme lookit choo...now gimme a hug...I bin waitin' so long fer you git here.
Many large, warm fuzzy welcomes home...
I think i may watch that cyber im feelin inside..lmaoOriginally posted by YankeeRose
Loonsie...you smooth talkin', silber tongued debil you....damman, jus' lemme lookit choo...now gimme a hug...I bin waitin' so long fer you git here.
Many large, warm fuzzy welcomes home...
can i roll out the camera?
Loons, welcome home!!!!!!
YR, how bout #24 under 100 pts, think it'll happen?
hope so
Fuckin A!!!!! LOONS!!!!! Great to see you bro!!!! It would be stellar if you'd come around more often. I fucking miss your posts! Sho nuff!!!!
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
Originally posted by redblkwht
YR, how bout #24 under 100 pts, think it'll happen?
hope so
Oh hell yeah darlin'!!!!! The winningest active driver in Nextel Cup is on a mission....just sit back and watch the show...
GO NO 24!!!!!!
Last edited by YankeeRose; 08-19-2004 at 11:20 PM.
I did it!!!! I jinxed Van Hagar. Fucked 'em all up...the shitters. Wednesday night I followed a roadrunner link to win tickets with backstage passes to VH here in Columbia on 9/12. The plan was..if I won, I'd beg, borrow, or spraypaint a "got roth?" shirt to wear to the show. Bright and early next morning we got the news...not only did they cancel us, but also Charlotte. Those stoopid futher muckers..they can cite "scheduling conflicts" all they want, but my guess is poor sales. We want DAVE...not a poor imitation!
EAT US AND SMILE.....SOUTHERN STYLE!!!!!!!!
Oh...hell yes...the great Loonsy has returned...welcome back to a true Roth fan...
and holy shit...homeboy typed a thread sober!!!!
Loons...you the man...always were...
only to have this thread shot down with a mention of fucking Jeff Gordon...
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Oh...hell yes...the great Loonsy has returned...welcome back to a true Roth fan...
and holy shit...homeboy typed a thread sober!!!!
Loons...you the man...always were...
only to have this thread shot down with a mention of fucking Jeff Gordon...
Bite me, POJ....
Jeff Gordon has no business being in this thread...period...shame on Va...
you might as well be talking about Gary Cherone...
You lost me on that one, Rose elaborated on the next Cup ChampionOriginally posted by POJO_Risin
Jeff Gordon has no business being in this thread...period...shame on Va...
Of course, if you deem that she needs some punishment, we may have to arrange for a spanking....
By all means Va...go to it...
Please don't turn my EUAS thread...
Into the fantasy NASCAR thread....
Y'all don't hate...just kiss my ass..except VA..who gets to paddle it..
I would think that my jinxing of Van Hagar in the Carolinas would cancel out the mentions of the greatest NASCAR driver in racing.
EUAS has resurfaced from the depths to lay an ass kicking on the cheese eating bastards of the world. Kind of like when Godzilla awakens from his sleep to beat the hell out of Monster Zero. Or maybe that was Gamera.
Do you guys know where I got the line "Do you hear the footsteps?" It was off a Nike commercial where Dennis Hopper was a football referee, and he was talking about the fear of getting you clock cleaned by a certain defensive back. Or maybe he wasn't...that commercial aired like 8 years ago. LOL
There is so much I could say about the return of the Mighty EUAS, but I'll refrain from more rambling.
EAT US AND SMILE you crusty fuckers.
Jesus Christ BS1...
that commercial is a damn lot older than 8 years old...
either that...OR I AM A CRUSTY FUCKER...
but not as Crusty as VA...
Oh behave !!Originally posted by YankeeRose
Y'all don't hate...just kiss my ass..
You can bite me too, Poj.....Originally posted by POJO_Risin
but not as Crusty as VA...
LMFAO...hey...I just call it as it actually is...
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
LMFAO...hey...I just call it as it actually is...
yeah, but your vision is skewed from all that pud-poundin'...*for pity's sake, where is the :jerkoff: smilie*
Last edited by YankeeRose; 08-22-2004 at 09:46 PM.
Actually theres 2 #24's i dig..
Theres alot of biting going on! HAHAHA
That commercial is older than that? Let's see...it was before Jerry Stiller did the Vince Lombardi Ghost Nike commercial series wasn't it...Christ I'm getting old.
Yeah...BS1...we all are...
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