RBW...didn't know you were a REAL 24 fan...
good thread about it in non...somewhere...
If Gordon keeps getting mentioned in this fucking thread...I'm closing it...
RBW...didn't know you were a REAL 24 fan...
good thread about it in non...somewhere...
If Gordon keeps getting mentioned in this fucking thread...I'm closing it...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
HELLO EUAS!!!
ARE YOU READY!!!
(alright, I'll stop now).
Hey POJ', I was thinking of a full on INVASION of Links. What do you think?
No, I'm not talking of stirring shit for no reason, but just to pounce on some Hagarita fans to let it be known once again that DLR is THE singer for Van Halen.
Thoughts fellow EUASers?
=V V=
ole No.1 The finest
EAT US AND SMILE
I think we've gotten lazy. LOLOriginally posted by Vinnie Velvet
HELLO EUAS!!!
ARE YOU READY!!!
(alright, I'll stop now).
Hey POJ', I was thinking of a full on INVASION of Links. What do you think?
No, I'm not talking of stirring shit for no reason, but just to pounce on some Hagarita fans to let it be known once again that DLR is THE singer for Van Halen.
Thoughts fellow EUASers?
A full invasion of the Links...
hmmmm...
it certainly would make things interesting again...
may be a bit of fun.
but I agree with WARF...lazy is an UNDERSTATEMENT...
I certainly don't mind the war fo' the good side...as you all know...
I just don't know if I give enough of a shit anymore...
It's hard to beat your head against a shitwall...
I don't know whether you are having a bad day or really don't give a shit, but when I have visited the links...I have found there is really nothing there worth responding to. That's why they all come here.
No pleasure in beating in a baby.
Its all Hagar's fault. Too much love and not enough Roth makes the world a very boring place.
At least your thread is still here.....Originally posted by WARF
Please don't turn my EUAS thread...
Into the fantasy NASCAR thread....
It's not that big of a deal to me...
when I was at the Links on a regular basis back in the day, the only thing I was interested in was pointing out the significance or Roth in that band...to all the people that either didn't know any better...
or were just plainly, belligerently idiotic...
agreed, it so over..they didnt know enough bro, nor they do now.Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I just don't know if I give enough of a shit anymore...
when I was at the Links on a regular basis back in the day, the only thing I was interested in was pointing out the significance or Roth in that band...to all the people that either didn't know any better...
or were just plainly, belligerently idiotic...
most of them are 20-30 never experienced the real origional
=VH= we did. The one that was the cream of the crop from the
late 70's & transended into the 80's.
Luuuuuv ballads, BAH!
ya can have 'em.
ill take my DLR band cd & still enjoy the real sound.
2 greatest hits cd's in 10 yrs, tells me theres something wrong.
it aint creative enough no more.
they did Dave a favor, he's clearly the winner of the failed tour.
EUAS
Oh well.
I just thought it'd be fun for 'ol times sake.
I guess our agenda may be different now than it was say in 2000.
I just thought that Hagaritas at Links needed a dose of EUAS!
I think we should save the invasion... in case of a miracle... and DLR somehow gets back into Van Halen.... then we should bring back the onfire gang!Originally posted by POJO_Risin
but I agree with WARF...lazy is an UNDERSTATEMENT...
I certainly don't mind the war fo' the good side...as you all know...
I just don't know if I give enough of a shit anymore...
It's hard to beat your head against a shitwall...
Unless David Lee Roth is in my fantasy baseball league.... I could give a rats ass!!Originally posted by POJO_Risin
It's not that big of a deal to me...
when I was at the Links on a regular basis back in the day, the only thing I was interested in was pointing out the significance or Roth in that band...to all the people that either didn't know any better...
or were just plainly, belligerently idiotic...
That sounds like the best course of action.... I'll ensure that "Seriously Onfire" will be ready to go....Originally posted by WARF
I think we should save the invasion... in case of a miracle... and DLR somehow gets back into Van Halen.... then we should bring back the onfire gang!
P.S. Poj, love the "shitwall" analogy, couldn't have said it any better...
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
A sheep is a sheep.... any way you look at it... and it doesn't matter how much you tell em' DLR is Van Halen... they will always be made of wool...
Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
That sounds like the best course of action.... I'll ensure that "Seriously Onfire" will be ready to go....
P.S. Poj, love the "shitwall" analogy, couldn't have said it any better...
It's funny what a couple of beers can do to clarify your thinking...
Me personally...
I have to ask myself one question...did I ever really leave the Links?...or have I been there the whole time...
Who am I kidding...
I haven't been there at all...lmfao...
I didn 't think I had ever been there, but then I went to register for some dumb reason or another. It said I was a member. I had them e-mail me my password, and then changed it to the standard pass word I use. I tried to log in today, and couldn't. Did those fuckers ban me? I never said a word. I am a sheep, man, one of their very own...
Where do I sign up for the on-fire gang, in case it should become necessary?
Warf, if a real reunion does happen, we won't need to invade the links...those dumb shits are already invading here. We would be overrun by flip flop sheeps in the event Dave returned to VH. Thats okay. Im ready.
Damn it all to hell...
WAR #1...
Hagar fans that post here...fuck it...
they need shredded...
we get that done...well...
whatever happens after that...happens...
I'm sick of traipsing fucking around here...with fucking Sham...and Faggot Eddie fans saying whatever they want...riding their fences...already getting ready to say...
"Yeah...I like Dave too..."
Fuck it...drop the fucking hammer...
make 'em cry...
there's no place here for people who's whole take is...
"you are a Rothtard..."
good defense for the Buffet fans...
It is great to know that this site exists. I am a late commer but a loyal VH fan. I totally agree with this site. The first VH music I ever listened to was back in 78 and it was on 8-track so I've been around. Van Hagar is watered down and Roth rules! Thank you for having this site. It is nice to know that so many other people feel as fed up with the current band situation as I do. Keep up the great work.
Llzhongguo
Damn... pojo is hyped!
Let's fucking kill those hagar fags!
EUAS, WHERE YA AT??
Lawd Law'd Law'd...Law'd Hab Mercy on this a here poor boy yez yeah...Sho Nuff Awreep
Wella Wella Wella...Well Alright...well alreep...Yez Yez Yezzah...Yallah...Y'all got blues?...Fo' Sho' N' Yez Yes Yas...
Why has Diamond Dave been so quiet lately? I'm ready, ready az anybody can be fo' Mr. Dynamite II to start talkin' 'bout the Van Heineken Brothers up there on Howdy Doody Mountain...I guess he's happy cashin' those checks from the new Best of jivin'...which of course doesn't have the Diamond One's touch on it(as far as design, etc. and why the hell iz that stomach turnin' cut,"Doin' Time" on the album??)...why mix the DLR era and the Sambo era tunes? Why put Sammy 'singing' live Dave toons on there?? Why put vocals on the 3 new toons at all? Those tree tunes give new meaning to Spirit's Fresh Garbage nah yez yeah!!
I checked on Ticketmaster and looks like the Minnesota show is sellin' real nice all HELL YEAH!!
Is anybody drinkin' Sterno or Alligator Wine right here, right nah nah?
Well, welcome to Tobacco Road, Ya'll!!!
Well, I'm goin' on down to Tishomingo
Get my hambone boiled
Wella, these women here in St. Louie
They done let my hambone spoil
I got a little bone for you
I got a little bone for you
'Cause I'm a doggy and I'm naked almost all the time
MOTHERLESS CHILDREN HAVE A HARD TIME WHEN MOTHER IS DEAD, LORD
MOTHERLESS CHILDREN HAVE A HARD TIME WHEN MOTHER IS DEAD, LORD
THEY DON'T HAVE ANYHWERE TO GO
WANDERING AROUND FROM DOOR TO DOOR
Lemme tell y'all 'bout somethin' Ize know
Money beats soul every time nah COME ON!!
Love yer neighbor til it hurts
Love is a five letter word M O N E Y
Let's go, Shake 'Em!
TAKE THE BLOOD OF AN ALLIGATOR
TAKE THE LEFT EYE OUT OF A FISH
TAKE THE SKIN OFF OF A FROG
AND PUT 'EM ALL IN A DISH
Last edited by Loons The Great; 09-02-2004 at 06:52 PM.
Toronto is selling well too.
Loons..you silver tongued sweet talker...how ya bin? Gimme a big ol' warm fuzzy hug. Whatcha got goin' on this weekend? I'm plannin' on holdin' down the sofa..after I get groceries for the week and beer for the race on Sunday that is...
WELL WELL WELL YEZ YEZ YEZ SHO NUFF FO SHO AWREEP
YankeeRose,
I don't know what I been told
But Georgia women got the best jelly roll
Georgia women iz all I crave
Georgia women gonn' carry me to my grave
It's Eat 'Em and Smile Time, Again!!
Nuthin' But Yeah!
All Hell Yeah!
Drop It Like It's Hot
Sho Nuff Shorties
Dig it!
I'm still fucking a fired up...sick of listening to people defend bad music on my site...
Yeah...Roth is in a different place...
but these fuckers...Van Hagar...how do they look at themselves in the fucking mirror every day...
Eddie has to be hammered...because if he wasn't...he'd be planning imminent suicide...
If the mighty, mighty Diamond Dave rode his ghetto chariot up to the top of the Howdy Doody Mountain and once again led the charge, the desperate march to the sea, the if you don't like the way we drive, get the fuck off the sidewalk--this band would REALLY would go from milkshakes to speedballs!!!!!! They would seem fifteen years younger in a matter of minutes! DLR would bring some presence. Some menacing, dangerous vibes. That Van Halen magic(me wise) would make the world want to drink, smoke, and fuck again...and again...an' yet again...Nah the bee stung the bull and started him to buckin'...Adam and Eve started the whole world a fuckin'...
...this Van Hagar tour gives me some serious 'drinkin' sterno' blues...who the hell wants to hear When It's Love as a concert closer???? Come on nah...I don't care what the Redheads say, that tune isn't Clapton-esque...Dreams?? All Hell NO nah nah...Why Can't This Be Love?? Seriously--does Van Heineken have another idiot for a manager again??...Aerosmith fans get a blues album...Jeff Buckley fans get almost all of his un-released catalog...SRV fans get re-mastered albums with bonus tracks and interviews and live cuts...what the hellafied do we get??? BOBW?...in the words of the mighty Dole La Mite,"BITCH, ARE YOU FOR REAL??????!!!"...Page/Plant record and tour...Hella, even the DOORS re-united and tour!! ...Van Hagar Rest In Piss!!!!!!Funny that Van Hagar is touring a greatest hits record and Sammy is releasing yet another greatest hits...do these cats pay attention to what they say???...the Dave-era tunes should be sung by Jim Dandy,Jr. and Jim Dandy,Jr. only...will somebody slip Sambo Ronnie Montrose's phone number and some diet pills and a new wardrobe?...and a singing for dummies book...
My prayers and well wishes go out to Charlie Watts.
Last edited by Loons The Great; 09-04-2004 at 02:46 PM.
All hail the Mighty Loons....can I kiss your ass, please Sir?
We're not Worthy.....
Well, I don't think people have a problem waking up in the morning... with their brand new LEXUS... and beautiful women sleepin' by their side... I just don't think they have good taste in music.Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I'm still fucking a fired up...sick of listening to people defend bad music on my site...
Yeah...Roth is in a different place...
but these fuckers...Van Hagar...how do they look at themselves in the fucking mirror every day...
Eddie has to be hammered...because if he wasn't...he'd be planning imminent suicide...
How anyone could say Van Hagar was significant in Rock music... is beyond me...
If she's not on her fat feet in the kitchen flippin my grits I DO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THATOriginally posted by WARF
Well, I don't think people have a problem waking up in the morning... with their brand new LEXUS... and beautiful women sleepin' by their side...
EUAS
I wonder if Dave is familiar with our acronym.
I'd like to think so...
BTW...I jinxed Van Hagar again...registered to win tix to the Greenville,SC show...same plan as before. Found out today that they cancelled that one too. After this, I'm thinkin' DLR is the only thing that can save their fanbase loyalty here in The Carolinas.
http://www.fox102.com/
I am very proud I missed the Van Hagar show... on 9/11... I should have went in front of the arena and protested!!!
I was watchin' a McDonalds commercial today... and they had Ronald singin' and playin' guitar in a Red and yellow outfit... I could have sworn to god it was a Van Hagar concert!!
Do we still have an active EUAS thread at the links?
Alright it's back up!
It's not the original... someone closed the first one...
Tired of masturbating about DLR... all over DLR fans??
Let's fuckin' let these mofos know what time it is!!!
Click Here!
pumps and a bump...
pumps and a bump...
Cash rules everything around me...
Cream ge the money
dolla dolla billz yo...
Rhymes are rugged like burnt buildings in Harlem...
The old dirty bastard from the temple of shoalin...
here i came... like dropz of acid rain...
CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! while im fuckin' up your brain...
I think I like ORIGINAL Wu-Tang lineup more than Classic Van Halen!!!!
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