Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[POJO_Risin]

Christmas is coming my friend...Christmas is coming...

the question is...will anyone go out and sing them...lmfao...

now those would be fucking downloads right there...

The Army's Roth Christmas carols...lmfao...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
The carol threads lol...

We need to start doing those again!!! LOL

Its too bad she doesn't post here..reminising indeedio!!
carol, where the fook are ya? friggin slawterhouse lounge
WAS the shit in 1999

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Christmas is coming my friend...Christmas is coming...

the question is...will anyone go out and sing them...lmfao...

now those would be fucking downloads right there...

The Army's Roth Christmas carols...lmfao...

Is the original carol thread still around?

[WARF]

This just in...

Sammy Hagar is officially going bald!

[redblkwht]

I cannot beilieve how PHAT that idiot has become..
He never filled DLR's shoes, he wishes & now killed
VH name as we once knew it..VH3 & now this bomb.
What was the brothers thinking? Dave or the grave?
Turned their backs to yet another embarrasment tour.
whats worse than being dumb? i got it..drink yourself
& smoke yourself to death, this asshole would rather die than
end in a good ending chapter, hes not worthy of Dave Roth's
ambition. If Ed did indeed call, id spit in his face..yep.

[POJO_Risin]

Alas...the official thread died with the original (well...second version) of the Army's demise...

it wasn't archived...so gonzo it will be...

[POJO_Risin]

Who is Edward Van Halen?

[POJO_Risin]

A rather giant piece of shit...who's not worth talking about in any thread...let alone this one...

[YankeeRose]

Who is David Lee Roth?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is David Lee Roth?

Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!

[YankeeRose]

"Sammy throws a party...I AM a party!" ...DLR

[Mr Grimsdale]

hello campers

[redblkwht]

Anyway now the asshole is out of the way..grimsdale you done
taking all that? umm..you there bro? damn, he's enjoying himself.
nice up close & personal too.. is this your version of final fantasy?

[Denny]

WORLD PEACE!!!!!

[Denny]

Go fuck yourself, MAX!!!!

[MAX]

Fuck you too panda boy!!!!

[WARF]

Why the hell has our EUAS thread turned into the GAY ASS FUCKING PANDA THREAD?!?!?!

[Loons The Great]

Yes Yes Yes...Yez Yeah!...Like a thunderbolt in your Cheerios, son...I am the seventh son of the seventh son...Awww Reep...Who's takin' the A Train to Panama one time??

[Rikk]

LOONS!!!

You gotta post more! We miss you around here, byatch!!

[WARF]

I wished loons, dead at AGE 106 thread was still in existance!!! LOL

[BITEYOASS]

Long live the EUAS thread!

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Loons The Great
Yes Yes Yes...Yez Yeah!...Like a thunderbolt in your Cheerios, son...I am the seventh son of the seventh son...Awww Reep...Who's takin' the A Train to Panama one time??

Happy thanksgiving Loons..may you eat a ton of pussy
for the holiday with good ole' blues in the background.
good to see you bro!

[Parnelly]

......

[llzhongguo]

I am a late commer but I am glad that this website is here. I too believe that the only Van Halen worth listening to is the real Van Halen and that is with the one and only David Lee Roth. Thanks so much for the site and keep up the great work. LLZhongguo

[aesop]

Originally posted by llzhongguo
I am a late commer but I am glad that this website is here. I too believe that the only Van Halen worth listening to is the real Van Halen and that is with the one and only David Lee Roth. Thanks so much for the site and keep up the great work. LLZhongguo

Great to have you hear! Did anyone see how many peeps signed up over the holiday in the last 48 hours? It's pretty cool!

[Parnelly]

Its always good to see newcomers in the army.

[Switch84]

Originally posted by llzhongguo
I am a late commer but I am glad that this website is here. I too believe that the only Van Halen worth listening to is the real Van Halen and that is with the one and only David Lee Roth. Thanks so much for the site and keep up the great work. LLZhongguo

There's always room for more to celebrate the greatness of ROTH! It just shows that you have fantabulous taste in music.

WELCOME ABOARD!!!!!!

[WARF]

Welcome everyone to the original David Lee Roth fanclub, motherfuckin' eat us and smile!!!!

[Switch84]

Originally posted by WARF
Welcome everyone to the original David Lee Roth fanclub, motherfuckin' eat us and smile!!!!

[POJO_Risin]

For Christmas this year...POJO will tell the story of EUAS...coming to a Roth Army near you...

and maybe some guest spots...

now if I can just find hain's number...

[WARF]

Do you remember the rappin' Stouffer's dinner, hitch1969 made last year?

Fuckin' hysterical!!!

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah man...

fuckin' hitch...

did the fucker get a life or some shit?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
now if I can just find hain's number...

1-800-VHLINKS

[POJO_Risin]

Ahhh...you can't blame him for that shit...

hain's a good guy...one of the best posters to ever float through these sites...

[POJO_Risin]

If not THE best...

[Brett]

I haven't seen Hain anywhere in ages, he's a cool cat.

[POJO_Risin]

That's the truth Brett...that's the truth...

Rumor had him getting married...

that's last I knew...haven't talked to him in a year or so...

[Seshmeister]

Ah a reminiscence thread.

Things have definitely changed over the years.

My first ever post at the DLRArmy was 'Would Eddie Van Halen be a bigger legend if he had died in 1985?'

5 mods and 2 webmasters here screamed at me for being a distasteful asshole and making an inappropriate negative post about EVH.

How times have changed....

Cheers!

[POJO_Risin]

I don't think I yelled at you did I?...I might have called you PMark a few hundred fucking times...

lmfao...

christ...

HE WOULD HAVE BEEN HUGE!!!!

[Seshmeister]

Nah you didn't.

I would loveto link ya but that twat from the Atomic Pnks fucked it up for all of us.