Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[POJO_Risin]

The TWAT from the Punks...

lmfao...

that is a great fucking word...

TWAT...

you wanna shut someone the fuck up...

call them a TWAT...

"Fuck you you bitch..."

"TWAT..."

How do you reply to that?

[POJO_Risin]

Well...other than a fucking right cross...lmfao...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Ahhh...you can't blame him for that shit...

hain's a good guy...one of the best posters to ever float through these sites...

No, can't say I blame him, for those of us in the know...

[WARF]

Ummm... I don't have anything to say..

bumpity bump...

[POJO_Risin]

Nor do I...

although the story of EUAS is that much closer...

[MAX]

'ello.........

Time for a beer and to toast all of us mofo's!!!

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Nor do I...

although the story of EUAS is that much closer...

Hell bro its almost X-mas, i say ya do it on the eve..
over a six pack..lol it is over-due when you get time..
Many will be here for the good read thats for sure.
ahh the old days, 1999 & back, old slaw lounge at 3 am
chatting with the boys, carol, goldenman,conmee, ford
megaman's wild posts, my brother with the original
DLR tshirts with the JD logo on it..i still have mine with
the slaw lounge logo on it, wonder where he went along with
many others..spanish doc, redfire, HOP, hain, jungleman, barbie?
lmao im getting pretty good with the names ill post more later on..
the wars, fuck..brown1..where ya been bro?
your over due too.

[WARF]

Where the hell is hop and redfire?

I know Spanish Doctor doesn't post at Van Halen boards anymore.

I think he lurks over at Iron Maiden nowadays.

[POJO_Risin]

The only people that get mentioned are EUAS...

[MAX]

I've got a blanket wrapped around me, a bottle of whiskey and I'm currently sitting under a burned tree.........

Storytime...........

[Loons The Great]

Well, it's Christmaz time purdy baby, an' the sno' iz fallin' on the groun'...you be a good lil goll nah baby, Santa Clauze is back in town...

I ain't no milk man
No milk man's son
But I can pull yer titties
Until the milk man comes

Well well well...Yez Yez Yezzer...Awww Reeep-a...had a lil' duck and I named him Jim, put him on the pond just to see him swim, I got to bottle up and go, got to bottle up and go...well, you hi fi womens sho' got to bottle up n go...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Loons The Great
Well, it's Christmaz time purdy baby, an' the sno' iz fallin' on the groun'...you be a good lil goll nah baby, Santa Clauze is back in town...

I ain't no milk man
No milk man's son
But I can pull yer titties
Until the milk man comes

Well well well...Yez Yez Yezzer...Awww Reeep-a...had a lil' duck and I named him Jim, put him on the pond just to see him swim, I got to bottle up and go, got to bottle up and go...well, you hi fi womens sho' got to bottle up n go...

LOONS!

Where the fuck you been?? Post more, sho nuff!!

Zas wud da site would want moe, mo fo!

[WARF]

Your signature is fuckin' hillirious Rikk!

[MAX]

Thanks for the story Loons!!!!

Seriously man, you need to post more!!!!! We both miss and NEED you here!!!

Suup Warf?

[WARF]

Nothin' much MAX, just enjoying my first day off in almost a week.

I'm headed to karaoke!

Talk to ya later!

[MAX]

Brothe Warf,

What are you going to sing?

We'll need a drunken report when you return my brother.

[WARF]

Originally posted by MAX
Brothe Warf,

What are you going to sing?

We'll need a drunken report when you return my brother.

I sing about 3 times a week.

My friend has a catelogue with over a dozen Classic Van Halen songs.

I had a lot of fun as always.

[WARF]

Originally posted by MAX
Brothe Warf,

What are you going to sing?

We'll need a drunken report when you return my brother.

WARF gettin' shit faced singin' , "Everybody wants some!!"

[Rikk]

Originally posted by WARF
Your signature is fuckin' hillirious Rikk!

Thanks my friend. I have to credit my good friend Matt White for that one. He created it and posted it in the PEN. I thought it was hilarious and immediately grabbed it.

Happy Holidays, bud!

[WARF]

Same to you Rikk!

Happy Holidays!

P.S. - Stay away from that unidentified side dish bowl... there always seems to be atleast (ONE) bowl of something during christmas dinner... that nobody knows what the fuck it is!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by WARF
Same to you Rikk!

Happy Holidays!

P.S. - Stay away from that unidentified side dish bowl... there always seems to be atleast (ONE) bowl of something during christmas dinner... that nobody knows what the fuck it is!

You mean like LIME SQUID? How about ORANGE BEEF TURNIP w/ VELVEETA? APPLES, STURGEON & ALMONDS w/ MEAT SAUCE? Or plain ol' GOOP #4?

Mmmm...pot luck.:p

[WARF]

Don't forget about the traditional fruit cake, that's been sitting in the back of your refridgerator since last Christmas!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by WARF
Don't forget about the traditional fruit cake, that's been sitting in the back of your refridgerator since last Christmas!

God...is there ANYONE who likes fruit cake?:p

[WARF]

Anyone going to the DLR show tommorow?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
that is a great fucking word...

TWAT...

Yup.

bump

[WARF]

This thread has become slow, we need to pump the word of Roth and EUAS more I think!!

Where ya at EUAS?

[WARF]

This thread has become slow, we need to pump the word of Roth and EUAS more I think!!

Where ya at EUAS?

[WARF]

Eat Us And Smile, fuckers!

[Rikk]

WARF, I couldn't agree with you more...except you'd better change your avatar come Saturday evening.

[WARF]

Originally posted by Rikk
WARF, I couldn't agree with you more...except you'd better change your avatar come Saturday evening.

Pennington missed practice today with a stomach virus.

The steelers are gonna be tough, I think it will be a low scoring game... something like 17-13 Steelers...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by WARF
Pennington missed practice today with a stomach virus.

The steelers are gonna be tough, I think it will be a low scoring game... something like 17-13 Steelers...

23-17 Steelers.

[WARF]

Yeah, something like that Rikk!

Around 6 points.

It will take a miracle for the jets to win this game.

The San Diego road win.... was the first we had in the playoffs since Richard Todd was our QB... and that was 1983!

[MAX]

Suuup Brother Warf?

If the Steelers lose both Poj and Rikk are going to be, well............ Let's just say that I might take a vacation from this place. :eek:

[Bob_R]

Jets 24
PGH 17

[WARF]

Well MAXX, its gonna be a close one.... but we aren't gonna have Abraham tommorow!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Jets 24
PGH 17

LMFAO!!!!!!

[aesop]

Originally posted by Rikk
LMFAO!!!!!!

Yea BABY!!!!!!!! My party's started!!!!!!!!

I say Stillers 34, Jets 10.

...and I'm being generous!!! LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[WARF]

Fucking Brien man....

He cost us the game!

[Rikk]

I have to agree with you. Those were tough field goal attempts, but there was little wind and he could've gotten one of them.

[WARF]

Okay since this thread is silent, here's a review of 1984 from Billy Corgan... of the smashing pumpkins.... from his high school newspaper!


1984 is one of Van Halen's better albums

By Bill Corgan - Features Editor

Up until this date, I have only purchased two Van Halen albums, numbers one and three. As many know, Van Halen's first was a masterpiece, a classic show of what rock 'n' roll can be. Albums four and five, whose titles I shall not even mention, were great disappointments. So, along comes 1984, yes, the year and the album. I figured to myself, oh no, I'm going to get another dose of boring cover songs coupled with some on the spot guitar riffs.

Wrong, wrong, wrong! 1984 got me right between the eyes. Emotions such as shock, relief, happiness, and general applause greeted my worn psyche.

Eight songs characterized as five Van Halen songs and three cooked keyboard songs. Side "un" (I love to write in French) opens with Ed fooling around on his Oberheim. Quickly follows is the first Van Halen number one song ever, "Jump," which by now is causing your brain to phosphorescent mustard, but is worthy of a gold star.

Then the album begins--"Panama" wails in with David Lee Roth cackling the Jack Danieled dosed voiced and Edward with some accelerating pyrotechnics. I can't figure out what "Panama" is about, save for David Lee Roth and his overgrown hormones. Fingertips catch the ear on "Top Jimmy," about the ultimate rock and roll singer who sings "So good that the roof fell in and he didn't even stop the show." I'm positive that this is D.L.R.'s mirrored image of himself and his acceptable vocal conditions.

The album ends with Van Halen doing what they do best, out of control rock and roll. "Girls Gone Bad" sums this up with Edward casting every spell and trick in the book. The final, "House of Pain," which is slightly indiscussible in this newspaper.

1984 is THE best Van Halen album in a seemingly long eternity.

This album proves by far that Edward Van Whalin' is THE best rock guitarist. Oh joy of joys, at last, real rock and roll.

http://www.angelfire.com/bc/billycor...sarticles.html