message from france

[frenchie]

right now, sammy hagar doesn't sing! ouf
right now dave is may be singing in his bathroom an' we can't hear him

[Roth kills Sam]

Mmmmmmmm..... freedom fries

[MAX]

Welcome aboard frenchie. Could you please just keep all of this within one thread? I'd really appreciate it bro. Again, welcome.

[Jano]

Hello MAX,sorry about the new frenchie!he acted like a kid at Disneyland!Lollll!

[Roth kills Sam]

wee wee

[MAX]

Originally posted by Jano
Hello MAX,sorry about the new frenchie!he acted like a kid at Disneyland!Lollll!

Hey Jano,

Good to see you my friend.

[Jano]

Any good news about Dave in the US so far?

[MAX]

Whenever there is any news, I'm sure that you will read it here first.

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by Jano
Any good news about Dave in the US so far?

Yes, we have the following updates:

1) VH still sucks
2) EVH is still a drunk
3) EVH still can't play
4) Wolfie is still Jack Osbourne Jr
5) Sammy is still having late night gay homo parties
6) The new VH songs still suck
7) Dave still rocks

[frenchie]

sorry i' m french an' don't understand all you write. i will not disturb you anymore. really sorry but i just want to see you tha people in france read you and lihe van halen

[Jano]

Originally posted by frenchie
sorry i' m french an' don't understand all you write. i will not disturb you anymore. really sorry but i just want to see you tha people in france read you and lihe van halen

- Je suis content que tu viennes sur le site, cela me fais plaisir de voir un francais qui s'interesse a Van Halen.Mais si tu dis du mal sur David , ici il ne te louperont pas!

[Jano]

Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
Yes, we have the following updates:

1) VH still sucks
2) EVH is still a drunk
3) EVH still can't play
4) Wolfie is still Jack Osbourne Jr
5) Sammy is still having late night gay homo parties
6) The new VH songs still suck
7) Dave still rocks

-Life is a bitch sometime,but i'm sure that Dave is cooking something for us!

[Jano]

Sorry about my post in french but i had to explain some little stuff to my french compatriot!

[frenchie]

ouah tu es francais ? non non , je suis un vrai fan de van halen et van halen est connu en france. j'ai tous les albums et je suis un specialiste de ce groupe. david lee roth est un genial frontman. est ce vrai qu'eddie est encore alcoolique et que la tournee est une catastrophe. mais pourquoi donc n'ont tils pas repris dave en 1996.quelle erreur meme si je crois que gary n'etait pas une si mauvaise chose pour van halen. pourquoi le public americain ont ils autant boudé van halen 3.peux tu dire aux americains que je viens en ami!!ahahah!!!des qu'ils lisent francais, ils s'enervent

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by Jano
- Je suis content que tu viennes sur le site, cela me fais plaisir de voir un francais qui s'interesse a Van Halen.Mais si tu dis du mal sur David , ici il ne te louperont pas!

In English:

"Wee wee, my French buddy. How are the fries near the Louvre? Sammy sucks. Bush rules. We should send the US another Statue of Liberty. The Pink Panther is a funny movie."

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by frenchie
ouah tu es francais ? non non , je suis un vrai fan de van halen et van halen est connu en france. j'ai tous les albums et je suis un specialiste de ce groupe. david lee roth est un genial frontman. est ce vrai qu'eddie est encore alcoolique et que la tournee est une catastrophe. mais pourquoi donc n'ont tils pas repris dave en 1996.quelle erreur meme si je crois que gary n'etait pas une si mauvaise chose pour van halen. pourquoi le public americain ont ils autant boudé van halen 3.peux tu dire aux americains que je viens en ami!!ahahah!!!des qu'ils lisent francais, ils s'enervent

All I got out of that is that the French think Ed's a drunk too.

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
All I got out of that is that the French think Ed's a drunk too.

[frenchie]

ye unfortnately in france we think ed is drunk most of time, and sammy is stupid all of time

[frenchie]

are you in this site for bush? if it's yes can you explain why seriously

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by frenchie
are you in this site for bush? if it's yes can you explain why seriously

Bush kicks ass. Chirac is a pu$$y

[Jano]

Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
Bush kicks ass. Chirac is a pu$$y

-That's another and very deep subject my friend!

[frenchie]

i know i know do you live in america and how long

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by frenchie
ye unfortnately in france we think ed is drunk most of time, and sammy is stupid all of time

Don't forget fat......Ed's a stupid fatty.
And Ed is drunk and stupid all of zee time.

"Terriblement ivre et un âne stupide."

[Jano]

Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
In English:

"Wee wee, my French buddy. How are the fries near the Louvre? Sammy sucks. Bush rules. We should send the US another Statue of Liberty. The Pink Panther is a funny movie."

-Don't thank us for the statue of liberty but we should thank you for what the USA did for us in the past,peace bro between our country!

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by Jano
-Don't thank us for the statue of liberty but we should thank you for what the USA did for us in the past,peace bro between our country!

Rock on, French dude

[Jano]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Don't forget fat......Ed's a stupid fatty.
And Ed is drunk and stupid all of zee time.

"Terriblement ivre et un âne stupide."

-Hey rustoffa, your french is pretty good my friend!

[frenchie]

i've seen van halen four times in france.2 times with dave 1 with big sammy and 1 with gary.everybody makes mistakes i know

[Jano]

Originally posted by frenchie
i know i know do you live in america and how long

-I was an american's resident for 8 years (and i loved every second of it) but now i'm back to France!

[frenchie]

just a message from a message i read in this site.french people are not antisemit, we leave in peace and everybody got his religion .in france we leave in peace .

[Jano]

Originally posted by frenchie
i've seen van halen four times in france.2 times with dave 1 with big sammy and 1 with gary.everybody makes mistakes i know

-Which version did you like the most?

[frenchie]

all of them because they represent different times in my life, that was the reason van halen was so good i grow up with them
for the fun, i prefer david

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by frenchie
all of them because they represent different times in my life, that was the reason van halen was so good i grow up with them
for the fun, i prefer david

So for the fun, you go with Dave. When do you go with Gary and Sammy? When you are in the mood for gay homo music?

[frenchie]

did i have to answer to this? yes, just listen without prejudice a year to a day and maybe you will understand. for the sammy area, i' agree it was my wife which was listening to van hagar. i divorced!

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by frenchie
did i have to answer to this? yes, just listen without prejudice a year to a day and maybe you will understand. for the sammy area, i' agree it was my wife which was listening to van hagar. i divorced!

Year to a Day is utter trash. It is even grabage compared to other Sammy crap. Who the hell wants to hear Sammy bitch and moan? He is already annoying enough when he is trying to be happy Ronald McHagar

[frenchie]

i just want to say that van hagar is shit. i know, musically, it's not good, too commercial. with gary, eddie wanted to explore new things, new way of writing and it was not a stupid thing. every band has to evoluate .edward must work with roger waters the best songwritter in the world.

[DLRdelight!]

I dont know why readin this french guys posts anoy me. Does this guy annoy anyone else?

[turboblues]

I think the French guy should come back in a few years. After he has learned the English language. And after he has made up his mind that there is only one VAN HALEN. And I am talking about the DLR/VH. Screw those karaoke versions with the gay guy or the fat ass!!

[Jano]

Originally posted by turboblues
I think the French guy should come back in a few years. After he has learned the English language. And after he has made up his mind that there is only one VAN HALEN. And I am talking about the DLR/VH. Screw those karaoke versions with the gay guy or the fat ass!!

-Everybody have an opinion about Van Halen even if some of the fans don't speak english very good.It's good to come to this site when you don't speak english,you learn a lot about the language!I know that i do!So don't be to hard with the guy!