The Sheep Pen

[pete]

Originally posted by grgtait
We Eddie fans. Who happen to like Sammy in the band, hangout here to laugh our ass off at all this childish crap.

Now hold on don't blow a brain cell on that, you people need all you can get....

The real problem here is none of you have ever been or ever will be true Van Halen fans. You just didn't get it then and you don't get it now. Van Halen is about a Good Time. Sex Drugs Rockin Roll. Its one big party where you get to fuck the girl and her mother too. And if that shit gets you this bitter and pissed off your doing it wrong my friends.

just leave all your childish bs comebacks. I know you have a bunch of them. And I'll be back later to look them over and respond to the lamest ones....

This long-winded retard is sooo clueless.

So confident in his ignorant senseless spew.

He's only posted once.

He says the same shit as all the other drones but feels his take has meaning.

His eloquence exposes a repressed homo in a red-neck town, as does his taste.

He wants to get high, and get laid while cranking up 5150.

I submit this worthless waste of cultivated fecal bacteria.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by pete
This long-winded retard is sooo clueless.

So confident in his ignorant senseless spew.

He's only posted once.

He says the same shit as all the other drones but feels his take has meaning.

His eloquence exposes a repressed homo in a red-neck town, as does his taste.

He wants to get high, and get laid while cranking up 5150.

I submit this worthless waste of cultivated fecal bacteria.

Noted. re-pressed homo in a red-neck town...change...nothin'

stays the same....

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Yeah, I have a couple of candidates in mind...............BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA!

LOL.

Yes, we definitely have candidates in mind for this next Friday. We considered throwing THE MARD in, but I guess we want to make sure we have true Sheep of the Army. Jimmy deserved his place last week, being a complete cunt at the Links and a lurker of this site. But letting the MARD get any honor at all...well...maybe soon.

This week I see SEVERAL possible candidates.

A reminder once again, if ANYONE has a sheep that is giving them problems, PM me, Bill, Guwapo or Max...and they'll definitely be considered a candidate for SHEEP OF THE WEEK.

I've noticed the baa-ing quieting down in the past few weeks (partly due to the the SHEEP PEN). But now I notice the sheep acting up a bit again, and the Pen will definitely be active this next week!

Fucking sheep.

[AJW]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Hey, I miss the other tits(in your avatar)!

As requested by Bill.

[AJW]

Originally posted by MAX


Too funny and I'm really enjoying the fun-buttons in your new avatar my brother!!!!

Thanks. Put the original back up as requested by Bill.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by ajw
As requested by Bill.

Thanks man you're the best! Nothin' beats the originals.........

[MAX]

Originally posted by pete
This long-winded retard is sooo clueless.

So confident in his ignorant senseless spew.

He's only posted once.

He says the same shit as all the other drones but feels his take has meaning.

His eloquence exposes a repressed homo in a red-neck town, as does his taste.

He wants to get high, and get laid while cranking up 5150.

I submit this worthless waste of cultivated fecal bacteria.

Sorry Pete but I must veto this twerp. He is BEGGING for membership so he can gloat elsewhere. He needs to be much more bothersome to even be in contention. The usual "Roth is washed up and Sammy is cool" doesn't apply here. Look, if some fucker like this guy thinks of Hagar as some "musical legend" at his age then only the lord above can help such a waste. He's not "PEN WORTHY" IMO. He's nothing more than an over 40 year old virgin and Sammy Hagar fan. That is funny enough in and of itself. Don't you think?

Mas Tequila!!!!! Three Locks Box!!!!

He keeps reading his mother's McCalls magazines, paying her for his "cherry" '83 Mustang (The loan is now going on over twenty years) and promises to look for a job starting Monday..... LOL!!!!

That's what dreams are made of....................

[spmusicplyr]

haha this is fuckin hilarious

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Sorry Pete but I must veto this twerp. He is BEGGING for membership so he can gloat elsewhere. He needs to be much more bothersome to even be in contention. The usual "Roth is washed up and Sammy is cool" doesn't apply here. Look, if some fucker like this guy thinks of Hagar as some "musical legend" at his age then only the lord above can help such a waste. He's not "PEN WORTHY" IMO. He's nothing more than an over 40 year old virgin and Sammy Hagar fan. That is funny enough in and of itself. Don't you think?

Mas Tequila!!!!! Three Locks Box!!!!

He keeps reading his mother's McCalls magazines, paying her for his "cherry" '83 Mustang (The loan is now going on over twenty years) and promises to look for a job starting Monday..... LOL!!!!

That's what dreams are made of....................

Yup. This dude is too pathetic to even be a member. You have to have some sense of style to be a member of the SHEEP PEN...and a SHEEP OF THE WEEK? Well then, you must be an ultimate loser with unbelievable style to receive this honor. I mean, say what you want about cockvanhalen69. The man was a loser...yes. The man sucked big dick...yes. The man could write about as well as Bram Stoker writes...in 2004...yes. But there's style in constantly re-writing the same message over and over again, always beginning with "Little dikk rikk will suck you prick" and then insulting you with such vicious comments as:

"What is it you wipe on guwapo the cock rockers ass or you just don"t wipe"

"maybe bill lumbergh is his farther":p

"you should tell the boy aids kills fag s dead"

"well it turns out you should tell your mother and farther your a fag goat"

"not me goat"

"now what is it you wipe on guwapo the cock rockers ass or you just don"t wipe":confused:

"that right get going to your fucking goat pen cat women":eek:

Okay, there's some genius there. Someone like the individual Pete mentioned is certainly a loser. But Pen material? We'll have to see how it pans out (or "pens out"...chuckle:p ...ha ha). In the meantime, keep the suggestions coming. We may or may not see losers like LITTLE NAD HERO or cockvanhalen69 or BLOW-IT-ALL again...who knows? But there will always be sheep to shear.

[Bill Lumbergh]

I agree with Max on this..........people who campaign to be in the pen shouldnt be allowed in. Now if they are STANDOUT sheep, such as rock, then they should be considered. "hey billl go find the cornerr ine tha round room" He must have said that to me 100 times LOL Now thats genius

[AJW]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Thanks man you're the best! Nothin' beats the originals.........

Well since you like them so much here is the original pic for your collection.

[Dan]

Originally posted by AJW
Well since you like them so much here is the original pic for your collection.

Dude what great jugs,they could breast feed a Army.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Gawd.... Theres enough makeup on her to dress a drag queen...

[Keeyth]

We look past that kind of thing when you have knockers like that!

[Keeyth]