The Sheep Pen

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Hi, Edward Van Halen here...........just wanted to give congrats to my ol' buddy Tongue N Ass for the sheep of the week honor. I'm never too busy to give props to mindless idiots uhh.. fans like this who keep the dollar bills in my pocket, for six packs.oops..I mean life's essentials. Thanks man, and dont forget to wipe, your boyfriend will thank you!"

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not on your life!!!!!!!!!!!

For that disgusting outburst, Bill, I sentence you to half an hour's listening of FAIR WARNING on your way to work tomorrow!!

That'll learn you!!

(Of course, next time...it'll have to be V.O.A. )

Shit, I better not fuck up again then...........although you'll have to send me your Special Edition VOA disc if I do. I know how much that will hurt you...........groundbreaking shit here.........

[MAX]

Bill and Rothtard Rikki, have you forgiven me yet? It was too funny of a pic and I couldn't help it. You guys know me? lol.

Hey Rikk,

Wasn't it you who coined the phrase years back that VOA stands for "Very Obnoxious Asshole?"

Seriously, I swear it was you bro.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Yeah, you're forgiven ya fuckhead! BTW I just sent out your WHAM! 1985 boot this morning........George REALLY tears it up. His singing is pretty good too.

[FORD]

See the Aryan bozo with the red guitar
Parachute on the White House lawn
Gonna bomb the commies with his air guitar
So dumb he can't drive 55 - Jello Biafra

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Bill and Rothtard Rikki, have you forgiven me yet? It was too funny of a pic and I couldn't help it. You guys know me? lol.

Hey Rikk,

Wasn't it you who coined the phrase years back that VOA stands for "Very Obnoxious Asshole?"

Seriously, I swear it was you bro.

You know, it may have been. But I'm not 100% sure. Hell, I'll take credit even though I'm not sure. You know me, always spouting brilliantly funny things every two or three seconds ...it's hard to keep track of 'em all.

BTW, Bill and Max, each of you promised to send me WHAM DVD boots last month. Well, a month has come and gone and I'm still not rockin' out to live DVD boots of George and the boys whippin' it up on their '84 and '85 tours. Get your asses in gear or I won't be sending out that CD of MARCHING TO MARS outtakes you've both been waiting for (you guys live together as a couple, so I obviously need only send you guys one CD).

[Rikk]

Originally posted by FORD
See the Aryan bozo with the red guitar
Parachute on the White House lawn
Gonna bomb the commies with his air guitar
So dumb he can't drive 55 - Jello Biafra

LOL!!!!!!!

Jello Biafra is a hero of mine! What lyric is that from???

[FORD]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL!!!!!!!

Jello Biafra is a hero of mine! What lyric is that from???

It's from "Triumph of the Swill" on the DK's last studio album "Bedtime for Democracy"

[Rikk]

Originally posted by FORD
It's from "Triumph of the Swill" on the DK's last studio album "Bedtime for Democracy"

Fuck, I love that song (although their last album is my least favorite). I guess I just never picked up on that lyric.

What's your favorite DK album, FORD? Mine is still a toss-up between FRESH FRUIT FOR ROTTING VEGETABLES and FRANKENCHRIST.

[FORD]

Usually I'll go with Fresh Fruit, but the "In God We Trust, Inc." EP was great too.

And the recently released "Live at the Deaf Club" is a great album as well. Surprisingly great recording for a punk concert in 1979.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
You know, it may have been. But I'm not 100% sure. Hell, I'll take credit even though I'm not sure. You know me, always spouting brilliantly funny things every two or three seconds ...it's hard to keep track of 'em all.

BTW, Bill and Max, each of you promised to send me WHAM DVD boots last month. Well, a month has come and gone and I'm still not rockin' out to live DVD boots of George and the boys whippin' it up on their '84 and '85 tours. Get your asses in gear or I won't be sending out that CD of MARCHING TO MARS outtakes you've both been waiting for (you guys live together as a couple, so I obviously need only send you guys one CD).

As I posted above, I've got the goods right here........I know you'll be happy with George and the boys NYC performance at Harry's Hairy Sack Social club. Wow........oh and by the way please make sure I get the original demo versions of the ou812 tracks.........I'm getting suicidal here without em'. Oh holy shit, by the way bro, I developed the pictures I took at your wedding! Here's just one of em', I'll send a few more when I have time........bet that was one HELLUVA honeymoon!

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Such good photography":p

[Bill Lumbergh]

You guys need to mix in some Tongue N Ass blasts......you guys are laggin'!

[NightProwler]

jello is a frankenpenishead.

[MAX]

Patience my friends!!!!

You must have both patience and...........


!!!!!!!


LMAO!!!!