The Sheep Pen

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Diaper...... Oh Diaper .......... La, La, Laaaaaaaa................. We might just have to keep you as the sheep of the week for two weeks cos so much atention was needlessly stolen from you? Baaaaaa.......

We want you to be happy

So, here's a present so you can go swimming in the exclusive PEN POOL!

On behalf of the staff,

We are truly sorry that we neglected you this week.

DIAPER, I have to second that fine apology my good friend MAX gave you. We are truly fucking sorry we didn't pay enough attention to you this week. So, I say BAA. And then I say BAAAAA again.

That's that cuz you deserve it!!

MAX, do you think our budget can handle extra feed and free sheep treats for all our fine tenants? I say let's do it! These animals deserve it!!!!!!!

Here's a picture of BIG BAD ZERO enjoying his sheep treat!! (See, they may be sheep, but they're still living beings...well, sort of.)

[rockvanhalen66]

hey someone had to break the ice..

[Rikk]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
hey someone had to break the ice..

I hear ya.

Okay, tonite you get a free pass to the land of the humans. We'll even shove a copy of BALANCE into the PEN for you guys to listen to tomorrow.

But you're still a sheep.

[rockvanhalen66]

Originally posted by Rikk
I hear ya.

Okay, tonite you get a free pass to the land of the humans. We'll even shove a copy of BALANCE into the PEN for you guys to listen to tomorrow.

But you're still a sheep.

ok make sure you put the fair warning cd on that list to.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
ok make sure you put the fair warning cd on that list to.

Wow...I'm impressed. Okay, FAIR WARNING too, plus the ZERO demos. In fact, fuck that fucking album BALANCE.:p

[rockvanhalen66]

i like the bal album.. but nothing is better then fair warning. the best vh shit ever..

[Rikk]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
i like the bal album.. but nothing is better then fair warning. the best vh shit ever..

My favorite is 1984, but FAIR WARNING has the best guitar-playing Ed did IMO.

[MAX]

Awwww.........
What a touching moment.

Good call Rikk.

You see we love our sheep and as Rikk has stated, we only put them in here to hopefully rehabilitate them so that maybe someday they can actually return into Van Halen society without lusting after cheese! lol.

[DavidLeeNatra]

as if there is nothing but a "symbolic"-penalty to be in the sheep pen...maybe those who are sent there could get some little sheep under their avatar (like the "roth army donor"-banner) for a week and the "sheep of the week" gets a golden one...

[EmpyreLounge44]

what a touching scene...Rikk even throwing in Balance. that made me laugh out loud

i think sammys sexy

[Rikk]

Originally posted by EmpyreLounge44
what a touching scene...Rikk even throwing in Balance. that made me laugh out loud

i think sammys sexy

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Oh my god...I'm dying. Now we have to start all this over again. Step 1, MAX and I joke with you and then you have to go nuts...

"Damn you, Empyre...don't say Sammy is sexy around here. Rothtards don't appreciate it."

[EmpyreLounge44]

where did I say that...show me where I said that?

[Warham]

Disturbing...quite.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
he said this she said that wow you mother fuckers sound like a bunch of fucking kids..

Hey look who found his way back from the dump.

You must be one of those homing sheep. Welcome back!

How have you been you moronic, dick gobbling, douchebag?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by EmpyreLounge44
where did I say that...show me where I said that?

(Skipping ahead a few steps...)

Oh, that's it! You thought you could hide, but now it's real! These are some quotes from you I got from the Links and the Army:



"I love Sammy Hagar so much. He makes me so happy."

"God, I hate Dave. If there's one thing I hate, it's Dave. And I hate Dave so much, it makes me so angry."

"I had a cousin who was engaged to a swiss banker named Tony who ate crumpets on Fridays with Angie Dickinson...this cousin said Tony said that Angie Dickinson said that Dave is having a sexual affair with three men and two pandas."

"When I think of things I hate, I think of Dave. I wouldn't pay 1/5 of a penny to see that son of a bitch. I'd rather give up my left nut than see that mother fucker Dave!!"

"Every Van Halen fan knows that BALANCE sold more than 1984. It's just the fact that it had a cassette, vinyl, old Cd and remastered CD release that make the numbers even."

"Dave can't sing anymore, and this is partly because he looks like he 156 years old. He has absolutely no hair left at all, and he deserves to be dead."

See, you thought you could hide. But you can't. I got you now!!

HA HA HA!!!

[EmpyreLounge44]

but his music is better since he got a haircut

[Rikk]

Originally posted by EmpyreLounge44
but his music is better since he got a haircut

That's it...I'm getting Garrett, who runs the DAVID LEE ROTH SUCKS DICK forum, to come over and dish out the dirt on you.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Brett

Fab's Home of Tasteless DLR Putdowns!

Yo Brett!

How's everything in your neck of the woods ??

I'm doing great!

Fuglyass Shadow is out there huh ??

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
FUCK YOU BRETT! DICK!

That's NO WAY to talk about a friend of mine!

FUCK YOU WHORE!

FOREVER!

You want some more BITCH ????

DO YA ????

[SoCalChelle]

I've got a rhetorical question....if I were to start a thread called the Asshole Pen, would I be allowed to put, say...oh I dunno...ELVIS in there?

[GAR]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
I've got a rhetorical question....if I were to start a thread called the Asshole Pen, would I be allowed to put, say...oh I dunno...ELVIS in there?

Could I borrow, say, A GLAZED DONUT?

Having your donut glazed would be a good topical thread choice to discuss in an Asshole Pen along with "Spongie Wagenfuehr Is a Cunt" as well.

[SoCalChelle]

Uh...whatever you say, GAR.

*smiling and nodding while backing away slowly*

What I'm getting at is, if I were to start an Asshole Pen, would mods be eligible for induction if they had it coming? I don't have anyone in particular in mind here, just wanting to clear up the ground rules first in case I decide to set this thing up.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by OLO
This tasty tit bit of a thread was brough to my attention from friend that shall remain nameless. We would hate for fabs biker brother to brake his legs.

Fab I did not once attack or threaten you, nor did I make one false claim. You know it and thats why you flipped out and started with the threats. You could not handle your own history, I just layed it out there for you.

FAB - you LIE!! You lie constantly, your entire interntet persona is nothign but a LIE. You will conform to anyone that will allow you to post. Its really a shame you are allowed to post at the DLR Army considering you wre the biggest Roth basher and Roth fan attacker at the Links. you have so many diffrent storys going I dont think you know what the truth is anymore.

The VH Links - you were BANNED! You did not leave on your own accord. We kicked your ass out the door. That wasnt good enough you have since come back twice under other user names and been caught. Your really in need of some mental help. Its a shame that Wolfman had to get caught up in your BELNDER of a life style.
You are one of those people in need of constant attention of some sort and if your not getting it you create it. You create it by attacking others, flirting with others, playing innocent victome.

You cant ever leave anything alone, you knew that posting your Sammy is sexy bit would piss some Army members of yet you did it anyway. You somehow feel that you are untouchable because you have flirted with enough guys to make some friends. Inside you really feel that your a VERY IMPORTANT PERSON at the DLR ARMY, that there is no way this site could possibly go on with the Fab shadow.

You are really sick in the head honey, I dont know of anyone esle that has made threats or claims like you have. You need help! I will bet your a GREAT FUCK though, the crazy ones usually are.

Even though the Wolfman seems to think I am the cause of all your problems at these DLR Sites, I must say I was relieved when I heard that he broke it off with you. Glad to see he saw you for what you are.

For those of you paying attention - The reason fab brings other people into these little battles is to re-direct the argument away from her thus not answering a question. You may have nopticed she doesnt like to answer questions when she has been GOT. She attack's someone else or she will play victum again - ((Why me, What did I do.))

Its a endless game she refuses to lose. The funny thing is anyone reading her little dust ups can see that she is the loser.

Rick keep pounding it home.

This IS the total truth regarding Fab. AKA Fuglyass Shadow!

My posts may have sounded a bit harsh, but, I did the research!


This BITCH is NOT Army material!

She has to GO NOW !!!

FUCK THIS BULLSHIT!!

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
I've got a rhetorical question....if I were to start a thread called the Asshole Pen, would I be allowed to put, say...oh I dunno...ELVIS in there?

Sweetheart, you can do what you like with me..

I'm the real deal...

You should know my history...

Catch me on AIM or MSN...

You and I don't really know each other...

I'm interested...

[SoCalChelle]

Wow, and I thought I had mood swings! LOL

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

SHES TAKEN

AS IN - TAKEN A BATH

[tjvhou812]

little dick rikk

never mind he is just a cunt

[MAX]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
little dick rikk

never mind he is just a cunt

Did he forget to fill up your trough again? Damn that guy!!!!

Don't worry little lamb, feed is on the way....... lol.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[tjvhou812]

so max,
who wears the skirt, you or your little bitch rikk

[MAX]

Is that all you've got? LMAO!!!

SMILE when you say that!!!

[tjvhou812]

so where is your little bitch rikk?

[Rikk]

Well well...POOP boy is back. Good for him.

Listen sheep, you are right. We have been neglecting you.

But this time I can't take the blame. In fact, I'm very angry with MAX right now. MAX, I fucking told you to fill up the trough with fresh sheep gruel this morning. It was your turn today because I told you I was away and couldn't look after the PEN and feed the sheep. Now POOP boy is very hungry and bitter. In fact, when I rolled into the pen this evening, I could hear all the sheep protesting the lack of food, singing I CAN'T DRIVE 55 in unison.

MAX, shape up. They are just sheep, but the sheep have to eat. Do you understand?

POOP boy, it won't happen again. Tomorrow, I'll feed you. But MAX, I'm at the cottage this weekend. It's up to you, GUWAPO and BILL to feed the wool. So make sure you don't forget.

Understood?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ELVIS
That's NO WAY to talk about a friend of mine!

FUCK YOU WHORE!

FOREVER!

You want some more BITCH ????

DO YA ????

LOL. Brett is a dick because he didn't let her back into the Links? Sorry, FAB...but threats usually mean you are not let back in. Next time you want something, don't threaten the person who's going to give it to you.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Uh...whatever you say, GAR.

*smiling and nodding while backing away slowly*

What I'm getting at is, if I were to start an Asshole Pen, would mods be eligible for induction if they had it coming? I don't have anyone in particular in mind here, just wanting to clear up the ground rules first in case I decide to set this thing up.

ELVIS does not belong in an asshole thread. The asshole thread would be a very subjective place. The most obvious people to go in there are the sheep, actually.

ELVIS is a good guy. I think you two could get to know each other and be very, very happy.

Eh, Elvis?

[tjvhou812]

there she is, so whats up little bitch rikk

i see your still hanging in the penn w/your girl maxy

[Matt White]

What's with all the ASS-CLOWNS from Rhode Island? Something in the water?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
there she is, so whats up little bitch rikk

i see your still hanging in the penn w/your girl maxy

And I see you're still hooked on phonics. But I won't blame you this time...I bet you're rather light-headed because you haven't eaten yet. Anyway, lambchop, I've just filled up the trough.

Go eat, my boy! EAT!!!

[MAX]

Sorry Rikk, fuck they are a hungry little herd aren't they?

I'm lazy and in a good mood so I ordered all of you fat wooly little fuckers some pizza with extra, extra, extra cheeeeeeeeeeeeesssssse!!!!


Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............................. .........

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Sorry Rikk, fuck they are a hungry little herd aren't they?

I'm lazy and in a good mood so I ordered all of you fat wooly little fuckers some pizza with extra, extra, extra cheeeeeeeeeeeeesssssse!!!!


Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............................. .........

Okay MAX, but POOP boy should be punished for his horrible grammar in the last post. So only crust and tomato sauce for him, huh?

[tjvhou812]

rikk must be hard to type w/maxy's balls in yor eyes...

but anyway, shut the fuck up and go get my pizza, you little bitch