The Sheep Pen

[MAX]

Hahaha!!!! I bet that is his excuse if he's ever dated a woman as well....

[lilELVIS]

this is the best thread i ever saw....but why is hina not in here?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lilELVIS
this is the best thread i ever saw....but why is hina not in here?

Hina's not really SHEEP PEN material.

However, there are plenty of other people ready to be inducted in the coming week or so.

In the meantime, we await Friday's SHEEP OF THE WEEK winner.

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by Rikk
Where did this come from?:confused:

Yesterday Engineroom was spamming links and Emperor Brett pretty much called him out on it which was an apparent attempt to stir the links pot and run back here and bask in the glory. IMO it was a weak attempt to begin worth and Bretts response pretty much owned him... I figured a charter membership or queen for a day would be appropriate. Just fucking around though...

You may return to your normal chaos now...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
You may return to your normal chaos now...

LOL.

Anyway, I didn't catch that. But I like EngineRoom. But you're cool too. Why don't we set up a Fight Club or something?

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by MAX
You might be correct but I think he's both too arrogant and cocky enough to stay under the same gay I.D. tag. Maybe other traders got a hold of his ass and beat him to death at one of the shows? One can only hope?

Violence!!! Yesss...there's something to talk about! W.A.R.!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Violence!!! Yesss...there's something to talk about! W.A.R.!!!

Okay, now you're the SHEEP PEN SECRETARY OF DEFENSE!

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL.

Anyway, I didn't catch that. But I like EngineRoom. But you're cool too. Why don't we set up a Fight Club or something?

Novel thought.... but nah. I learned not to fight with ugly people cause they have nothing to lose...

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Rikk
Okay, now you're the SHEEP PEN SECRETARY OF DEFENSE!

Well, I do have a world dominance movement attacking Mongolia at the moment but if this means more medals in my uniform, well, why not? Cheers.

[knowitall]

Holy stupidity, Batman!! Once again, sheep are someone who blindly follow a person or ideal....never questioning what they're told....like the Roth fans here.....who only hear Dave's side of the story! Once again, the fact that the title of your post is the Sheep pen, and you're actually the sheep.... awww forget it you'd never understand. Is this because SNL did a dead on parody of Dave in "Goat Boy"--that was fucking hilarious!!!! But yeah, since you all ARE sheep, but don't seem to get it, how's about "The Black Sheep Pen", you know, for those who don't conform?? Does that help?? Hello???

[Rikk]

* * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * *

Gentlemen, I propose TOM FOOLERY for induction into the SHEEP PEN. Now, this is NOT a nomination for SHEEP OF THE WEEK. I am just proposing the nomination that TOM FOOLERY be made a member of the PEN. JIMMY is still our nominee for the actual SHEEP OF THE WEEK, and votes have already been cast.

It's time to shear the wool. Anybody that is confident and excited that sales for the ESSENTIAL RED COLLECTION are "going to be good" is an idiot and a fucking sheep, in my book. This idiot actually thinks a Diamond Dave/VH reunion tour would sell the same as this tour and less in some markets.

Baa-fucking-aaa, I say.

Guwapo, we need a nickname for TOM FOOLERY.

Bill, we need a picture of TOM FOOLERY.

Max, we need you to threaten to ban him every time he doesn't hand over his lunch money!

That is all.

[Bill Lumbergh]

LMFAO The Essential Jizz Collection won't move 50,000 units(in fact it would be a miracle if it did that).

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Rikk
* * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * *

Gentlemen, I propose TOM FOOLERY for induction into the SHEEP PEN. Now, this is NOT a nomination for SHEEP OF THE WEEK. I am just proposing the nomination that TOM FOOLERY be made a member of the PEN. JIMMY is still our nominee for the actual SHEEP OF THE WEEK, and votes have already been cast.

It's time to shear the wool. Anybody that is confident and excited that sales for the ESSENTIAL RED COLLECTION are "going to be good" is an idiot and a fucking sheep, in my book. This idiot actually thinks a Diamond Dave/VH reunion tour would sell the same as this tour and less in some markets.

Baa-fucking-aaa, I say.

Guwapo, we need a nickname for TOM FOOLERY.

Bill, we need a picture of TOM FOOLERY.

Max, we need you to threaten to ban him every time he doesn't hand over his lunch money!

That is all.

Dude, bullshit, i said the sales were going to be good for the 4th greatest hits collection he has put out and that it had a solid track list.

I have always said that a Dave tour would be more successful, but i also think this tour has been a success.

Put me in the pen motherfucker!

First real Van Halen fan ever in the pen MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
LMFAO The Essential Jizz Collection won't move 50,000 units(in fact it would be a miracle if it did that).

It will move more than that

[Bill Lumbergh]

Care to make a sales prediction, just for the fuck of it?