The Sheep Pen

[MAX]

Here you go you fat, wooly little fuckers.......




Now EAT UP AND SHUT UP!!!!!!!

BACK TO THE PEN!!!!!!

[Rikk]

YEAH!! SHUT THE FUCK UP, POOP BOY, AND GET BACK IN THE FUCKING PEN!!!!!!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
rikk must be hard to type w/maxy's balls in yor eyes...

but anyway, shut the fuck up and go get my pizza, you little bitch

Oh, you wanted meatballs on your pizza? So sorry you poor and hungry sheep cos you are SHIT OUT OF LUCK!!!!!!!

[MAX]

POOP BOY, just keep it up and all you will get is a bowl of Diaper's scrapings and we'll leave it up to you whether you'd like to eat it as dried chocolate pudding or if you want to nuke it for a bowl of brown gravy?

[Lou]

Hey guys check out my Van Hagar Runnin' With The Devil thread. Watch the atrocity on stage, then check out badhorsie's comment, and tell me that's not our new sheep of the week for this Friday.

[Rikk]

Damn...POOP boy may miss the honor once again. I think you may have a good point, LOU. I think BADHORSIE may deserve the honor!!!

What a cunt he is.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Lou
Hey guys check out my Van Hagar Runnin' With The Devil thread. Watch the atrocity on stage, then check out badhorsie's comment, and tell me that's not our new sheep of the week for this Friday.

Good call Lou!!! He was actually the prime candidate that I had suggested before all of that stupid Fab crap.

[tjvhou812]

wheres your girl max at rikk

you guys still stuck together?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
wheres your girl max at rikk

you guys still stuck together?

You can try and try...but it looks like once again, you'll be passed over for SOTW again.

But your time will come.

Now shut up and go eat your pizza before BIG BAD ZERO is let out of detention and licks the tomato sauce off of your crust...

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Rikk
You can try and try...but it looks like once again, you'll be passed over for SOTW again.

But your time will come.

Now shut up and go eat your pizza before BIG BAD ZERO is let out of detention and licks the tomato sauce off of your crust...

rikk dont think

it makes you look stupid.
stupid

[MAX]

Shutup POOP sheep. You should be nice cos we are currently deciding who you sheep get to make your "fresh meat" for next week. Do you want another sheep or something else? Hmmmmm........................

[tjvhou812]

i will be sheep of the week every week,

just to keep your little minds entertained

[MAX]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
i will be sheep of the week every week,

just to keep your little minds entertained

Excellent!!!!!

That now makes you my bitch.

Hubba Hubba!!!!

Now honey, go relax, put on your sheep skirt, have a nice dinner and GET BACK IN THE FUCKING PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:fucku2:

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
rikk must be hard to type w/maxy's balls in yor eyes...

but anyway, shut the fuck up and go get my pizza, you little bitch

You are cockvanhalen aren't you? Asswipe!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Yeah, I've always thought they were one in the same. The funny thing is he probably thinks the 2 personas are so different, when in fact they are exactly alike. I think tjv is supposed to be the smarter, level headed one, while rock is the tough guy.........

[guwapo_rocker]

Stooooopid and really Stooooooooooopid!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by MAX
Excellent!!!!!

That now makes you my bitch.

Hubba Hubba!!!!

Now honey, go relax, put on your sheep skirt, have a nice dinner and GET BACK IN THE FUCKING PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:fucku2:

Can I help?

[Matt White]

The names change, but it's still the same recalcitrant PRICK!!! Roaring up out of oblivion to spew their mindless word drool. Line 'em up, just to watch 'em get their TEETH kicked in. Silly SHEEP.

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

shut thee fukk upe yoo cokc sukkers......im gunna git my 3 incheer oot and pisz in yer faces..........little dikk rikk go plauy wit yer pric.........get in the goat pennn.........mom wheers my butt plugg?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Rikk

ELVIS is a good guy. I think you two could get to know each other and be very, very happy.

Eh, Elvis?

Exactly!

Ask around...

My friendship and loyalty stands on it's own merit...

I don't lie or cheat and I like making new friends...

[MAX]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Exactly!

Ask around...

My friendship and loyalty stands on it's own merit...

I don't lie or cheat and I like making new friends...

Same applies here!

Who loves you baby?

[MAX]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Can I help?

You just did.

[pete]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
i will be sheep of the week every week,

just to keep your little minds entertained

Ahhhhh!

What a statement about your role in the scheme of themes.

It's also a testament to you're self-esteem (deep down inside).

If they're little minded - and you're their entertainment.

What does that make you POOP-BOY?

answer:SAD


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Rikk]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Can I help?

Why of course!

[SoCalChelle]

I have stolen your idea and started an Asshole Pen. Please feel free to come by and contribute....I'm sure there must be a Sheep or two that also qualify as Assholes.

[guwapo_rocker]

Thief!!

[Rikk]

As long as the Pen market isn't saturated. The SHEEP PEN is very important to all humanity.

[MAX]

I'd like to be the first to nominate myself, here's why and a little ditty about me.


Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!

Therefore, I would gladly accept your nomination for the first asshole.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by MAX
I'd like to be the first to nominate myself, here's why and a little ditty about me.


Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!

Therefore, I would gladly accept your nomination for the first asshole.

SNAP OUT OF IT MAX! *SZCHACK*......*SZCHACK*......THIS DEFIBRILLATOR'S BUSTED! TIME FOR SOME GONZANGA-TO-MOUTH-RECUSSITATION!

[MAX]

Something went EXTREMELY wrong!!!! I thought I posted in the appropriate thread?

Regardless, we got some beautiful nips out of it! So, I say ROCK ON!!!!

[MAX]

I could suck on those melons for days!!!!!


SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!!!

[MAX]

Stoffa,

How much do I tip? WOWZA!!!!!

[Rikk]

Hey, this is the SHEEP PEN...not the GIVE MAX A HARD-ON PEN!!!

[Rikk]

* * * * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * * * *

Well, it's been a helluva week for us administrators of the SHEEP PEN (and our allies). DIAPERS reign as SHEEP OF THE WEEK was memorable, but the poor baby didn't receive all the attention he deserved. And for that, we apologize.

However, we have bigger lamb to fry.

Now, first off, I think a comment should be made about our little incident this past weekend and early in the week. A certain...uh...female...took it upon herself to practically wage war and push her own weight around, trying to scream and have her way because she's been part of the online VH community for years. Good for her. So have I. So has MAX. I was posting at the Links since '99, and I signed on to this board before she did (though I didn't start frequent posting until relatively recently). This "person" did her best to make it look like she was a victim in this entire incident, and she had a few allies try and back her up (very quietly, in another thread). I will be glad to say, however, that she didn't have very strong support. I have yet to receive on PM or find a message indeed stating that I am the asshole you tried to claim the Army thought I am...uh..."person". MAX is also very well-liked, a great moderator...and most posters see through that crap. As Brett said, you were one of the biggest Dave-haters at the Links. Now you've been banished and sent here, and you still try to put through your pro-Sammy rhetoric while claiming sudden allegiance to Dave. Just as you made up your going to an Atomic Punks show, I'm sure you may be making up your little trip to Ontario. C'mon...going from Cali to Ontario to see a singer that a year ago you said you "wouldn't pay a nickel to see"? It's over, woman. I have no pity, no forgiveness. What I've seen this week has disgusted me. And I'm sorry for those that were angered or upset by it. There has been a lot going on behind the scenes. And all I can say is that there was no witchhunt. This happened because this "person" wanted attention, and found a rather negative way to get it.

I would like to thank the support of Linkers Brett, Olo, Seenbad, plus the incredible PEN ally ELVIS. ELVIS, I know we don't agree on matters politically...but it matters not. You are a great poster and a great guy, and we certainly fought the fight this week against a major Ched Head.

And, while it was expected that this person was going to be put in the PEN this week and be made SHEEP OF THE WEEK, I have decided that while that may happen (possibly next week), this week it is necessary to clean out our immediate trash (plus, I think this "person" would love to be put in the PEN right away, thus giving her more immediate attention).

So, on to thinner matters.

This week's SHEEP OF THE WEEK will be announced shortly. But I would like to give an honorable mention to a fucking idiot that my good friend Lou suggested (and MAX suggested a few weeks ago himself). Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a round of applause for the runner-up this week: THE MARD!!! Yes, this complete cunt is possibly the greatest anti-Dave poster in Links history, with maybe FABULOUS SHADOW taking second-place (some of us actually remember that, see). Well, MARD, you may only lurk here...but you are now an honorable mention. This award gives you not only a runner-up medal for SHEEP OF THE WEEK, but we are finally inducting you as a standard member of the Pen. Enjoy your honor...and remember that the David Lee Roth Army hates you. You are a cunt and a cocksucker, we think you are pathetic for insulting Diamond Dave (the one and only frontman for Van Halen) and we hope you one day see the light and realize how fucking pathetic your "name" sound. I mean, what the fuck is a "mard", anyway? It sounds like an anal sex act..."Dude, bend over while I give you a mard!" "Awesome, dude! Mard away!"

Now, the final and most important announcement (well, more important that anal ass movements and large women that pretend they like Dave when they actually hate him):

This week's SHEEP OF THE WEEK award goes to...

BADHORSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right, fellas. BadHorsie has spent an amount of time in the Army, looking for little anti-Dave, pro-Sammy jabs...and doing it in a very persistent, annoying, galloping manner. And we here at the SHEEP PEN are tired of reading this crap. FABU...oh, sorry...anonymous thought we were just attacking her because there aren't enough sheep to choose from anymore. I'm afraid not. From DIAPER to BADHORSIE...from babies to horses...from pablum to hay...from cribs to stables...

BADHORSIE is a pathetic mother fucker and an annoying poster indeed. He's a lot like FAB...he posts shit about Dave, insulting solo works, downplaying how important he was in the original line-up, talks about the pros of Sammy Hagar singing for Van Halen...and he posts here why?

He's not as argumentative as other cummstains like COCKVANHALEN69 or BIGBADZERO...but he's a loser. And a sheep to the baa degree. My administrators have been PM'ing me for two weeks to throw this mother fucker in. And after reading enough posts, it was no problem relenting.

So, I hand the mic over to MAX, GUWAPO and the others. Why do you guys dislike BADHORSIE so much. And GUWAPO, could you give us his life story?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

* * * * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * * * *

Well, it's been a helluva week for us administrators of the SHEEP PEN (and our allies). DIAPERS reign as SHEEP OF THE WEEK was memorable, but the poor baby didn't receive all the attention he deserved. And for that, we apologize.

However, we have bigger lamb to fry.

Now, first off, I think a comment should be made about our little incident this past weekend and early in the week. A certain...uh...female...took it upon herself to practically wage war and push her own weight around, trying to scream and have her way because she's been part of the online VH community for years. Good for her. So have I. So has MAX. I was posting at the Links since '99, and I signed on to this board before she did (though I didn't start frequent posting until relatively recently). This "person" did her best to make it look like she was a victim in this entire incident, and she had a few allies try and back her up (very quietly, in another thread). I will be glad to say, however, that she didn't have very strong support. I have yet to receive on PM or find a message indeed stating that I am the asshole you tried to claim the Army thought I am...uh..."person". MAX is also very well-liked, a great moderator...and most posters see through that crap. As Brett said, you were one of the biggest Dave-haters at the Links. Now you've been banished and sent here, and you still try to put through your pro-Sammy rhetoric while claiming sudden allegiance to Dave. Just as you made up your going to an Atomic Punks show, I'm sure you may be making up your little trip to Ontario. C'mon...going from Cali to Ontario to see a singer that a year ago you said you "wouldn't pay a nickel to see"? It's over, woman. I have no pity, no forgiveness. What I've seen this week has disgusted me. And I'm sorry for those that were angered or upset by it. There has been a lot going on behind the scenes. And all I can say is that there was no witchhunt. This happened because this "person" wanted attention, and found a rather negative way to get it.

I would like to thank the support of Linkers Brett, Olo, Seenbad, plus the incredible PEN ally ELVIS. ELVIS, I know we don't agree on matters politically...but it matters not. You are a great poster and a great guy, and we certainly fought the fight this week against a major Ched Head.

And, while it was expected that this person was going to be put in the PEN this week and be made SHEEP OF THE WEEK, I have decided that while that may happen (possibly next week), this week it is necessary to clean out our immediate trash (plus, I think this "person" would love to be put in the PEN right away, thus giving her more immediate attention).

So, on to thinner matters.

This week's SHEEP OF THE WEEK will be announced shortly. But I would like to give an honorable mention to a fucking idiot that my good friend Lou suggested (and MAX suggested a few weeks ago himself). Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a round of applause for the runner-up this week: THE MARD!!! Yes, this complete cunt is possibly the greatest anti-Dave poster in Links history, with maybe FABULOUS SHADOW taking second-place (some of us actually remember that, see). Well, MARD, you may only lurk here...but you are now an honorable mention. This award gives you not only a runner-up medal for SHEEP OF THE WEEK, but we are finally inducting you as a standard member of the Pen. Enjoy your honor...and remember that the David Lee Roth Army hates you. You are a cunt and a cocksucker, we think you are pathetic for insulting Diamond Dave (the one and only frontman for Van Halen) and we hope you one day see the light and realize how fucking pathetic your "name" sound. I mean, what the fuck is a "mard", anyway? It sounds like an anal sex act..."Dude, bend over while I give you a mard!" "Awesome, dude! Mard away!"

Now, the final and most important announcement (well, more important that anal ass movements and large women that pretend they like Dave when they actually hate him):

This week's SHEEP OF THE WEEK award goes to...

BADHORSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right, fellas. BadHorsie has spent an amount of time in the Army, looking for little anti-Dave, pro-Sammy jabs...and doing it in a very persistent, annoying, galloping manner. And we here at the SHEEP PEN are tired of reading this crap. FABU...oh, sorry...anonymous thought we were just attacking her because there aren't enough sheep to choose from anymore. I'm afraid not. From DIAPER to BADHORSIE...from babies to horses...from pablum to hay...from cribs to stables...

BADHORSIE is a pathetic mother fucker and an annoying poster indeed. He's a lot like FAB...he posts shit about Dave, insulting solo works, downplaying how important he was in the original line-up, talks about the pros of Sammy Hagar singing for Van Halen...and he posts here why?

He's not as argumentative as other cummstains like COCKVANHALEN69 or BIGBADZERO...but he's a loser. And a sheep to the baa degree. My administrators have been PM'ing me for two weeks to throw this mother fucker in. And after reading enough posts, it was no problem relenting.

So, I hand the mic over to MAX, GUWAPO and the others. Why do you guys dislike BADHORSIE so much. And GUWAPO, could you give us his life story?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Hey fuck you guys I didnt even get a vote! I'm outta here, like Gary when he finds out the tranny he picked up is really a woman.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Hey fuck you guys I didnt even get a vote! I'm outta here, like Gary when he finds out the tranny he picked up is really a woman.

SHIT BILL!! Sorry man, I totally forgot!!! I've been going nuts getting stuff ready for my vacation weekend!!!

BILL, to make up for this horrible foresight...you and you alone will pick the SHEEP OF THE WEEK next week.

How does that sound?

[guwapo_rocker]

Ladies and Gents I give you the......

[guwapo_rocker]

Bad Horsie was born while his mother was in full stride

on the back stretch of a third rate race track in a town

called Freezeyorkokov in Northern Russia. The fall resulted

in major brain damage and Badpony required reconstructive

surgery....

[guwapo_rocker]

I am pleased two report that Badpony healed well and grew up

into a strapping young... errrrr... two man horse??