The Sheep Pen

[EmpyreLounge44]

im seeeing him in a few weeks at the fleet. i cant fucking wait for his purple elvish midget ass to tear it up

[Rikk]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

That's a vote from me Empry!!

Keep it up mofo and your chances of getting in the pen are

Fucking Nill!!!

By the way, I saw Prince last night, second sold out night

in a row here in Toronto and he rocked.

Anyone who has a chance, see this (Prince) tour!!

Incredible band too!!

By the way, RIGHT NOW, Prince IS a better guitarist than EDV!

Fuck, I'm still laughing, made my day bro!!

Lucky bastard!!! I wanted to get seats to that!! Tickets were super-expensive and sold-out.

Right now, at this moment, Prince is a better guitarist.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by EmpyreLounge44
im seeeing him in a few weeks at the fleet. i cant fucking wait for his purple elvish midget ass to tear it up

The drummer was insane!!!

You'll love it!!

[guwapo_rocker]

Ooooops I'm breaking Pen rules, we can talk elsewhere about

this.. Going out for a beer. Cheers!!

[Matt White]

I propose BIGBADZERO, otherwisw know as LittleNadHero, to take his rightful place in The Sheep Pen. About as witty as a stick, and uglier than a bag full of assholes, this clown is the EXEMPLIFICATION of a SHEEP:
Delusions of grandeur(As if ANYBODY cares what this LOSER thinks)
NAME dropper....people who's lawns he mowed are now Music bus royalty!
Loves SPAMMY
CONSTANTLY bitching about Dave
=TOTAL DICK BUTLER!!!

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Matt White
I propose BIGBADZERO, otherwisw know as LittleNadHero, to take his rightful place in The Sheep Pen. About as witty as a stick, and uglier than a bag full of assholes, this clown is the EXEMPLIFICATION of a SHEEP:
Delusions of grandeur(As if ANYBODY cares what this LOSER thinks)
NAME dropper....people who's lawns he mowed are now Music bus royalty!
Loves SPAMMY
CONSTANTLY bitching about Dave
=TOTAL DICK BUTLER!!!

Noted!!

[BARE BONE]

hagar4pres is always bashing Dave. Look at the threads he's started

i am so sick of roth
hagar fans are the freakin coolest
well my post yesterday proved a point
is dave releasing a grst hits 2?

[AJW]

Re: The Sheep Pen

Originally posted by Rikk
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS...

This has been a long time coming. For 20 years now, the world has been inundated by a pesky little specie of mosquito called the Sammy Hagar Van Halen fan. This annoying insect has helped a certain alcoholic dutchman suck the blood out of a once great band. The DLR Army exists to give fans a place to express the element of this legendary band they pledge their allegiance to: the one and only Diamond David Lee Roth. It is not the reality of Sammy Hagar fronting Van Halen again that has created the need for the project we are now proposing to the Army...it is the abundance of pathetic, whiny, moronic and obviously bored Sham fans that feel the need to enter this forum and do nothing but start fights with anyone who doesn't agree that THREE LOCK BOX is a prime piece of rock 'n' roll.

Now I have nothing against Sammy Hagar fans...we're all human..... Okay, I take that back. I don't understand how someone could admire the work of one Samuel Hagar. It blows my mind. But, hey...there are some fans of both eras at this site that are actually okay people and they just have different (and rather strange) tastes. Maybe we want to change their minds, maybe we don't understand how some of these people could place MAN ON A MISSION on the same list MEAN STREET is on...but hey...some of these folks are still nice people. They're still sheep, but they're not all bad.

But then there is the other kind of Sammy Hagar Van Halen fan...the ugly, grammatically-challenged, under-achieving idiot who gets so bitter at the poor ticket sales, the food voucher stories, the unbelievable amount of fat Hagar has accumulated on his body and the public's general disapproval of this reunion that this sort of fan must come onto a site he/she thinks is "pathetic" and spend hours a day flooding our beloved forums with attacks and proclamations that OU812 is a far superior album to FAIR WARNING. It is not so much that such arguments worry any of us...we know how hilarious said arguments are. But the truth is, if someone is going to continue being a fucking idiot just looking for attention, we should give him/her the embarressment he/she deserves. And that is what the ROTHARMY SHEEP PEN is for.

The SHEEP PEN is a hopefully long-living thread that will contain all the latest and greatest information that you, the RothArmy Forum Member, will need to know when communicating with forum members...you may want to know the "Idiot's History" to pick out our most annoying and offensive Hagar-ites. There will be a collection containing all NICKNAME TRANSLATIONS, as well as a collection of BRILLIANTLY STUPID QUOTES by our favorite Hagar-loving folk. Also, if a Van Hagar fan has done something truly offensive to you, this is a good place to call him out and tell the forum how you feel. Or, if you discover that one of these idiots is a scumbag in real life (such as when Lou discovered that Van Herpes is a bad trader), you should post this here (and in a new thread if you like).

At the same time, it is imperative that the ROTHARMY SHEEP PEN remains a lean information machine. We have encouragement to place this important thread here, and it is imperative that we only post the greatest (dumbest) quotes and give only the worst of our offenders a place in the Hall of Shame. It may be necessary to bump the thread up once in a while... But we shouldn't be adding several people a day to the list. Only the biggest sheep can sit in the pen. And we certainly shouldn't be putting people on this list just because they like Sammy Hagar. This should still be a place that encourages freedom of speech and freedom of opinion. The Pen should only be reserved for our repeat offenders...our "Town Idiots"s, if you will. And the quotes should also be pretty special...a quote like "David Lee Roth sucks" is not something worthy of posting at the Pen. But something along the lines of Bastard-Hater's brilliant statement "I'm a better flamer than you" is definitely worth posting. Also, funny quotes by some of our greatest talents, like MEZRO, are also worthy of posting.

The PEN is a place for all to post, but only when something is really worthy of posting. No long threads about nothing...this is a place for instant reference. We'll see how it works. It will also be a great place to immediately call out our local morons...

As it stands now, I have put together this idea with the giant efforts of two other Rotharmy members (one a Mod): MAX and GUWAPO. The three of us think this is a good idea, and we want the place to remain alive and kicking.

So, to start things off, I will now begin the list of MAIN OFFENDERS with their NICKNAME TRANSLATIONS. We can maybe make an expanded version of this list once more names have been added. Of course, I may have missed a few, so any other names should be added as they are remembered:

Dysfunction - TOWN IDIOT
(this poor guy lived in a trailer which has since fallen off a ravine)

Kid Vegas - KID LAUDERDALE
(a true moron)

EVH Fan - VD FAN
(banned...now posts as evhfan2)

L.S.D. - VAN HERPES
(please take special note of this individual...not only is he a horrible
poster but he's also a bad trader...he has ripped several individuals
off and then blamed the fact that he doesn't have a burner!)

Sniper - DIAPER
(not very interesting...just a retard)

A.J. - GayJay
(this individual is also scum at the Links...he's a complete liar who
has fabricated information at his own web site...a real piece of shit
interested in nothing but getting attention for himself)

rockvanhalen66 - LEARNING TO WRITE
(truly the worst writer I have ever seen...and probably the dumbest
of the bunch)

Now, there are more, and their names will be posted in the next couple of days. There are other huge offenders for which proper names have not been decided upon yet. And, of course, anyone can propose any of these new names...the Army needs you.

All I have to say is: Fellow Army Members, it's time to take out the trash and humiliate our local sheep population. These people are pathetic, and we must call them out. We're a more aggressive, more honest (and also more fair) bunch than those at the Links.

As my friend Guwapo says, "To the pen, fucker!" So, open the gates. Let the games begin!
Rikk

Gotta love it. Where the hell have you been Rikk???

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by BARE BONE
hagar4pres is always bashing Dave. Look at the threads he's started

i am so sick of roth
hagar fans are the freakin coolest
well my post yesterday proved a point
is dave releasing a grst hits 2?

He is walking a very thin line as we type.

Will he be steppin' over?? We shall see.

[rockvanhalen66]

little dick rikk will suck your prick//// now that every one knows your nick name fucker. talk about a good write you type and write so much shit and go on and on .but yet you still aint said shit..... can you understand that sheep....... go home and do your home work....... when your in the pen be sure not to suck off the sheep homo...

[MAX]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
He is walking a very thin line as we type.

Will he be steppin' over?? We shall see.

I vote NO regarding this attention seeking vaginal blood fart. The fag is nothing more than a whore who couldn't post his way out of a room full of stamps. A tool...... Well, yes but as worthless as the Wall of Sheep/Shame? I think not. JMO.

[Foozwah]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
little dick rikk will suck your prick//// now that every one knows your nick name fucker. talk about a good write you type and write so much shit and go on and on .but yet you still aint said shit..... can you understand that sheep....... go home and do your home work....... when your in the pen be sure not to suck off the sheep homo...

What the fuck is that gibberish? Is it even in English?

Seriously, should we try and be more tolerant to rvh66? 'Cos I'm a little worried that he might be genuinely retarded... :confused:

[rockvanhalen66]

it is the mighty rocvanhalen66 to you bitch..... man always got your face up someone ass.. can you come up with anything of your own . well never mind we all know your just an unoriginal homo. watch out for moving cars there sheep.....

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by MAX
I vote NO regarding this attention seeking vaginal blood fart. The fag is nothing more than a whore who couldn't post his way out of a room full of stamps. A tool...... Well, yes but as worthless as the Wall of Sheep/Shame? I think not. JMO.

Your vote has been noted. As the vote has to be unanimous,

the loser will not be admitted to the PEN.

[ELVIS]

Hmmm...

I'm wary of any new ideas...

We don't really need a "Sheep Pen" as the idea itself suggests that the Army recognizes such sheep as semi intelligent human beings...

My official response is:

THANKS.. BUTT UH HU UH UH HU HU UH HU HU...

NO THANKS 'N STUFF...