The Sheep Pen

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
Okay, you know what? Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of my Pen. You are not a member of this fucking pen. And I'm tired of reading a million posts about you! I'm tired of plugging up the Pen with pictures of you and your bullshit.

SHUT UP and get out of the pen. Usually I tell people to get in the fucking pen, but this time, I will say GET OUT OF THE FUCKING PEN!

YOU posted the picture you moron! What a jackass!

[tjvhou812]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
[B] yep, Thats me... Do my boobs look saggy to you?





no

[frenchie]

fab, why don't you see the real picture? i jike to see the difference

[ELVIS]

Go get on the scale!

BTW, here's a realistic avatar for ya...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
that picture is stretched in width...
you guys are so fucking hateful.

GOD, ENOUGH! GET OUT OF THE FUCKING PEN!!

I don't care what is stretched! I wouldn't care if your ass was stretched six feet open in front of me! I want no part of it!

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING PEN!!!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Let me see if I can find it.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
GOD, ENOUGH! GET OUT OF THE FUCKING PEN!!

I don't care what is stretched! I wouldn't care if your ass was stretched six feet open in front of me! I want no part of it!

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING PEN!!!

:p :p :p :p

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
YOU posted the picture you moron! What a jackass!

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I don't care. You challenged me to post a picture of you, so I posted the only one I have. And it sure looks kinda chubby, chubby, chubby to me. NOT THAT I CARE!!!

Now, enough about you and your breasts! GET OUT. If you want a topic, post in the BULLSHIT topic in Non-VH. This is not the FAB thread, unless you really want it to be.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
YOU posted the picture you moron! What a jackass!

Now Orca want's to stay in the Pen...

[tjvhou812]

rikk, shut the fuck up you gay ass bitch

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Now Orca want's to stay in the Pen...

Yup. It's really strange!

[frenchie]

i prefer this picture.is it the real one???

[Rikk]

Originally posted by frenchie
i prefer this picture.is it the real one???

LOL! That's the real one.

[Fabulous Shadow]

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ELVIS

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Rikk

[frenchie]

that's funny!!!!!!!!!

[ZahZoo]

Hmmm the 1st Pen eviction... another milestone in the anals of the Army.

I'm wondering if this sheepherder assignment is now going to Rikk's head and we've a power-trip in the making... The potential visual is just oo much w/ Rikk running around the forums buck-nakid in wooly chaps ala DLR style trying to round up all the rumpswabs that have escaped... This is too much... better ban him before things get ugly...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Hmmm the 1st Pen eviction... another milestone in the anals of the Army.

I'm wondering if this sheepherder assignment is now going to Rikk's head and we've a power-trip in the making... The potential visual is just oo much w/ Rikk running around the forums buck-nakid in wooly chaps ala DLR style trying to round up all the rumpswabs that have escaped... This is too much... better ban him before things get ugly...

Banning me wouldn't stop me, I'm afraid. You'd better shoot me!

My floor at home:

[frenchie]

cool!!!!!

[Rikk]

Gotta love that sheepskin.

Now, off to let my power trip grow...

[MAX]

The thing is that Fab was NEVER OFFICIALLY INDUCTED into the pen. It started out as a joke and KABOOMED from there. :eek:

[Fabulous Shadow]

STOP! Hammer Time!

[Fabulous Shadow]

I wonder why Rikk loves his pen so much...

What do you think he does with the sheep at night?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I wonder why Rikk loves his pen so much...

What do you think he does with the sheep at night?

Wow, here she is again. That was amazing. Would you like to be a Pen Administrator? You have such an amazing sense of humor. I guess MAX, Guwapo, Bill and Lou also do things with the sheep at night, huh?

Anyway, I thought you were overdone and leaving or something like that...

[MAX]

I love our sheep. I take good care of them.

[Rikk]

Such special time alone with our sheep.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by MAX
I love our sheep. I take good care of them.

Me too!

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Don't you.........forget about me.........dont dont dont dont..........dont you forget about me............"

[MAX]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Me too!

I'm there as well Bill!!!!






Who's it going to be this week? Hmmmmm.......... It's YOUR CALL BRO!!!!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Been a VERY slow week for the our beloved sheep. I've decided on one though.........next time don't forget my fuckin' vote ya bastards!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Sheep Pen career update........cockvanhalen69 has just been asked to join that musical juggernaut known as the Village People! Whaddaya think Rikk.........could we extend his curfew a bit?!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Been a VERY slow week for the our beloved sheep. I've decided on one though.........next time don't forget my fuckin' vote ya bastards!

My last post and it's for one stellar dude.......................


BILL, YOU HAVE THE POWAAA!!!!!!!


This week is yours and yours ALONE!!!!!!!


I wouldn't give a shit how many you inducted on principal alone!!!!

However, this is Rikk's baby so it's up to him? Regardless, you were fucked over last week Bill so do whatever you want!!!!

Rikk is mellow and I'm positive you'll do the PEN proudly!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Sheep Pen career update........cockvanhalen69 has just been asked to join that musical juggernaut known as the Village People! Whaddaya think Rikk.........could we extend his curfew a bit?!

Definitely. But if we catch him downtown again, sneaking into record stores and buying Sammy Hagar CDs to take home to the other sheep, I'm going to send him off to the slaughterhouse!!!

[Rikk]

SHEEP PEN INDUCTION in one hour.

[Rikk]

* * * * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * * * *

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time once again to choose our SHEEP OF THE WEEK. Every Friday afternoon, the SHEEP PEN administrators and I go through our lamp population and decide which sheep is most deserving of our "Award of Idiocy". This week we had quite a few candidates to choose from: we had DAVID LEE WRATH, hailing from a trailer park in Dover, Delaware; we had BACK-END ACTION, hailing from Bumfuck, Nebraska and a true mother fucker and cocksucker; and we even considered putting in everyone's favorite Glenn Close-impersonator, FABULOUS SHADOW (probably ELVIS's favorite poster). But this week, instead of voting and even with our new Administrator Lou dying to get his hands dirty, I left the final choice up to my very good friend Bill Lumbergh. Basically, Bill was left out of the vote last week (due to my clumsiness), and I decided to allow this man to make the choice all by himself this week. And what a choice he made!!!

Now, in the past, I've hinted that cockvanhalen69 and tjvhou812 were actually one and the same. Is this true? God only knows. In fact, I would venture to say that tjvhou812 is the bigger cunt. But only cockvanhalen69 has been "Sheep of the Week" before. In fact, if memory serves me correctly, he was the first one.

"So, are they actually one person posting as two?" Who knows.

"Why haven't you put tjvou81poop up as SHEEP OF THE WEEK before?" Because we thought he'd like it too much.

"Why are you doing so now?" Simple: POOP BOY (as he's known among his only friends, us) has been acting extra-annoying the last week. I'm fucking sick and tired of reading his stupid "Does it seem cold in here to you?" bullshit posts. POOP BOY, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! YOU ARE AN ANNOYING TOOL. YOU'VE BEEN HERE STARTING UP MORE SHIT THAN AN ENTIRE GYM FULL OF MEXICAN RESTAURANT PATRONS...AND FOR MONTHS. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE NOW, CUNT?

Well, Guwapo and Bill will soon be telling you about POOP BOY's history (his life, his loves, his poop), and I would venture to say that IT'S ABOUT TIME. That's right...it's about time this idiot receives the negative attention he deserves. I can't claim to hate POOP BOY...but I can certainly claim that if there's one sheep that deserves the negative attention, exposure and mother insults the Army promises Ched Heads, it's this fool (well, maybe except for FAB, but that bitch already has an entire thread devoted to her in non-Music, started by Sesh).

POOP-BOY, enjoy your new status. If you'd like to leave a brief acceptance speech, we'd be honored. In the meantime, you know the rules...
1) No listening to Sammy Hagar or Journey.
2) No baa-ing or fornicating with your fellow sheep past 9pm (except 10pm on Saturdays, although none of us will be around to supervise so be good).
3) No picking on each other (you're all equally pathetic and thus have no place insulting each other...POOP BOY telling cockvanhalen69 that he's a loser is like John Gacy telling Ted Bundy that he's not a very nice guy).
4) No kissing (I'm fucking serious...MAX has been telling me that you guys sneak kisses while eating your gruel at the trough...fucking quit it...it's disgusting!)

Anyway, POOP BOY, you're already a member of the Pen. But now you're the star for the week. Enjoy it!

POOP BOY at home:

[Fabulous Shadow]

The LAMP population? LOL

I'd like to nominate a lamp for next week. She's such a TRAMP!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
The LAMP population? LOL

I'd like to nominate a lamp for next week. She's such a TRAMP!

Man, you got me on that spelling mistake! Wow, what big eyes you have, huh? I guess they match the rest of you.

Any other cards up your wide sleeves?

[Fabulous Shadow]

IT was a JOKE! Lighten UP pRikk