The Sheep Pen

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Yep still here! I lost a very good friend over this bullshit and I'm too sad to go out now.

Who?

[Brett]

You GS, come on.

[OLO]

No Brett.... I think she was refering to me.

[Guitar Shark]

You're both wrong... I think it is Ichiro. He was hitless last night, no doubt due to the trauma of losing his best friend.

[lms2]

I think its ME!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Just kidding. Hey I was reading posts from long ago. Scorpio is not a sheep, he is a defender of women. He is new here and doesn't understand yet this is how we show our love for one another. He's learning, and my opinion (shut up already, who cares if you don't want to hear it?) it that he is a decent guy.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Who?

She tried to ruin a longtime friendship over the weekend. It backfired when both parties spoke to each other about what she was saying. That is what actually happened.

Don't feel sorry for her.

[lms2]

So its not me?

[Rikk]

LOL. No, it's not you.

I love the avatar.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
No, it's not you.

I know it's definitely not me so it must be you!!!!!! :p :p :p

[Rikk]

MAX, I've told you before to stay away from lms. So, tomorrow by the sea, we're going to have a swordfight for her honor.

You're dead.

[MAX]

Nope, no dueling dude. She's ALL mine!!!!! We shared a night of passion in the rain, ate strawberries, acted out scenes from 9 1/2 Weeks and drank Dom Perignon. Admit it, that definitely beats your lame mudbath ala "Woodstock" behind a sheep pen I.E. BARN? Loser!!!!

[Rikk]

LOL. That's it!

Tomorrow I'm going to take lms up to my beach house. We're going to drink wine, eat fruit, enjoy hours of sensous foreplay...and then I'm going to take her to sexual heights that your two inches could never even begin to live up to. The passion will be so strong, I'm going to make her moan "I hate MAX, I hate MAX".

Yes, it will be beautiful.

Just to help turn lms off of you even more, I'm going to enclose this recent picture of you that was taken at your mental health picnic.

I'm sorry I had to do this, MAX:

[lms2]

ROTFLMAO

No duels. Women like me need two men. Especially when one of them is as busy as you are Rikk.

We can still go to your beach house. As a matter of fact, I INSIST we go to your beach house. THAT does sound like fun.

Sorry Max.

P.S. That was my first mud bath-it was very squishy, and good for the skin. Don't knock it till you try it. and when I get back from the beach...we just might.

[OLO]

Originally posted by Rikk
She tried to ruin a longtime friendship over the weekend. It backfired when both parties spoke to each other about what she was saying. That is what actually happened.

Don't feel sorry for her.

So who is it????

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by MAX
Does it seem cold in here to you?

Nawwwwww........ Not tonight. Things are happy in the pen aye TJ?

Anything left in that bottle?

no, i drank it all...

max, give me another cigarette

[MAX]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
no, i drank it all...

max, give me another cigarette

What's there to do tonight, anything?

Keep this up and you might be ready for parole? LOL!!!

Ehhh, you know it's all in fun anyway don't you "Poopboy?"

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by MAX
What's there to do tonight, anything?

Keep this up and you might be ready for parole? LOL!!!

Ehhh, you know it's all in fun anyway don't you "Poopboy?"

sure, for me to poop on

[MAX]

Damnit, you are making me want to open the gates and set you FREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP IT!!!!!

[tjvhou812]

hey, the pen is a great place to argue,

i dont care if any1 calls me a sheep...

i saw dlr, more times than half the people on here, who call me a sheep...

i know i'm a dlr fan, but im also a van halen aka van hagar fan

[MAX]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
hey, the pen is a great place to argue,

i dont care if any1 calls me a sheep...

i saw dlr, more times than half the people on here, who call me a sheep...

i know i'm a dlr fan, but im also a van halen aka van hagar fan

You said it!!!! It's supposed to be for fun and ridding this place of degenerates who preach Van Hagar. THAT is the only reason that you are in there. Regardless, you understand that this is just internetland. If you would just not praise the fat bastard on a DLR site, you would have never gone in. Regardless, it's all in fun and I know that you aren't a bad guy.

Fuck it!!!! It's all good!!!!!


See? I LOVE OUR SHEEP!!!!!

[tjvhou812]

it seems cold in here to me

[Bill Lumbergh]

Close the trailer door then!

[MAX]

Bill,

I'm getting too soft. You have to lock the pen cos they're getting to me. *Sniff Sniff*

I guess fighting the Orca OUT of the PEN has physically drained me?

Thanks,

Max

[Bill Lumbergh]

I feel really bad for you bro. Here, while I'm locking the pen up, this should comfort you!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Sheep pen update.............SHEEP PEN REJECT FAB SHADOW ATTENDS HER 15th CONSECUTIVE VAN HAGAR SHOW..........REWARDED WITH YEARS SUPPLY OF KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND USED "VOA" CASSETTE TAPE............

[MAX]

Bill,

You really know how to kick a man while he's down and I THANK YOU for doing so!!!!

*Wake Up Max!!!*

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Sheep pen update.............SHEEP PEN REJECT FAB SHADOW ATTENDS HER 15th CONSECUTIVE VAN HAGAR SHOW..........REWARDED WITH YEARS SUPPLY OF KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND USED "VOA" CASSETTE TAPE............

LOL!!!!!!!!

Bill, that was great except you know that a single steel chair would not support a chair?

What's there to do tonight? Anything?

[Bill Lumbergh]

TJV,

Hey bro, Bill here. Stop sending all those pm's..........Rikk has finally purchased your gift(for earning SOTW honors).........so here it is you stupid motherfucker..........TJ YOUR DREAM HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, if you have a few spare minutes go find your way under the nearest speeding truck. Thanks in advance. -Bill

[Rikk]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know, I like POOP BOY now. But it is still HIS week for two more days. And I have a beef (or lamb) to pick with him.

Now lately, POOP BOY's gender has been in question because his intense weight has confused the troops. You know, once a man is fat enough, he has tits just like a woman's.

Lou, who has been a SHEEP PEN Administrator for only a week or so, was asked to take pictures of the Sheep cleaning their troughs so that we had proof of who is working during the day and who isn't. Recently, we've had a problem with FAB sneaking into the Pen and trying to be part of the community. Well, Lou took this picture to prove to me that POOP BOY is certainly helping out...but I'm confused. Is this POOP BOY or FAB? They sure look similar. Anyway, if it's FAB, she has to leave. But if it's POOP BOY, it's time for extra feed in his trough.

POOP BOY, you can also help. Is that you or FAB? If it's you, you will be rewarded, boy.

MAX, I can't tell. Please help me out here. I'm not sure who this is. And please tell me what we should do if you know who it is.

[MAX]

OMG!!!!!

Fuck!!!!! I just spit my ice water through my nose!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

I'm coughing!!!!!!!!! Give me a minute?

Holy shit!!!!!

[ELVIS]

I think it's Fug...

Post a pic so we can be sure...

[Rikk]

You mean a side-by-side comparison?

[rustoffa]

LMAO!

[rustoffa]

[ELVIS]

Yes!

[Rikk]

JESUS CHRIST, MAN!!!!! That was revolting. I won't be eating chicken for a month now!!

We need to be sure who that is in the pic Lou took. This recent pic I have of FAB comes from a magazine someone at work subscribes to. FAB actually got the cover...

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Hi, Fabulous Shadow here.........Between sucking on Wolfmans three inch cock, and eating my weight in Ho-Ho's, I can hardly find the time to bathe myself. However, even when I do it's next to impossible to reach my ass! That's why I got the FAT ASS WASHER 2000. Order yours now, and get a free box of Dunkin' Donuts...........and tell em' Fab sent ya! "

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Sheep Pen Publications" LMFAO!

[rustoffa]

LMAO @ you crazy fuckers!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Wow Rikk judging from that pic, Elvis was right..........she DOES have an ass in the front!