The Sheep Pen

[MAX]

My goodness!!!!!

What in the fuck happened in here today? Jeeze Louise!!!!

Fab, the reason your name popped up as a candidate (yet again) is because you just sneaked in that little "Sammy is sexy" statement in another thread. I've told you repeatedly that people watch for that kind of crap and don't tolerate it here, even if it is in a joking manner. Which in your case it was not. Rikk and I both told you were safe from Pen induction when you promised to keep quiet about Hagar after you posted your Van Hasbeen tour reviews. Unfortunately, you ignored our advice and once again praised the obese cheddar poodle in another thread. Fuck, I never even read that thread or your little Spam compliment until I recieved a couple of pm's about it.

I thought this was lighthearted and just a joke last night. That is why I posted to let the public decide? Honestly, neither Rikk or myself had any intention of tossing you in. However, I've yet to speak with Rikk since all of this has happened today but now there might be a case? Hmmmmmm? This has NOTHING to do with WOLFMAN or what transpired over the past few days. It seems to me that you've single-handedly engaged this pissing contest with my dear friend Rikk yourself. Also, going after a well respected mod and stellar friend in Elvis isn't the smartest thing to help your defense either. Regardless, Rikk is ultimately in charge of The Pen and I stand by his decisions no matter what. He puts a lot of time into making us laugh with this thread as do Guwapo and Bill. I fully commend, respect and appreciate everything that they do here. Also, neither Rikk or myself have stated that we "hate" the links. The place has just changed for the worse and personally, I have no bad blood over there. It just is no longer my "cup of tea" so to speak.

Again Fab, this is not personal at all between you and me. It's completely board related. You shot off yet another Pro-Hagar remark on a Roth fansite and it pissed off a lot of people who cannnot understand why you keep doing it? Hell, I've received many pm's since we started this thing to throw you in and Rikk has as well but we both talked to you privately and chose not to do so. Anyway, when you said that Spammy thing, several people have asked me as to why we are protecting you? These people aren't aware of the history etc. It's just that you keep occasionally throwing subliminal "Sammy is nifty" statements and we all fucking hate him here. This one is your doing and not mine. Like I already stated last night, I had no intention of nominating you. However, you went after Rikk, didn't want a public vote for some reason (which really surprises me because you do have a lot of friends here) and then ultimately got called out. Honestly, this type of fucking drama is completely both unnecessary and useless here. The Sheep Pen is meant to be funny and to expose the biggest troublemaking dolts that troll this place.

Fuck, after all of this shit I don't want to deal with Fab going in the pen. Jeeze, this is a fucking message board for goodness sakes!!!! This shit is fucking pathetic and ridicules.

Ok, sorry for the ramble.

Cheers!!!!

War David Lee Roth and props to this great place!!!!

OUT!!!!!!

[ELVIS]

By the way, Elvis, I really liked your 70's stuff. I always thought AMERICAN TRILOGY was under-rated.

Glory Glory Halleluhuja

[ELVIS]

Awesome post Max!

You and Rikk are true Roth Army diehards, who understand what this place is about!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Awesome post Max!

You and Rikk are true Roth Army diehards, who understand what this place is about!

Thanks my friend. I fucking love this place. And you know why? Well, not just because David Lee Roth is the most dynamic rock 'n' roll frontman and entertainer in showbiz history. No, see, I love this place because it has fucking integrity. I remember reading about how insane and stupid this place is (when I was a Linker...yes, I know). And I have to say this place gets me on the computer several times a fucking day. I love it. The community, the truth... And I won't fucking dump that integrity for fucking anyone.

Elvis, you are the man. Call up Scotty Moore and get a tour going!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
My goodness!!!!!

What in the fuck happened in here today? Jeeze Louise!!!!

Fab, the reason your name popped up as a candidate (yet again) is because you just sneaked in that little "Sammy is sexy" statement in another thread. I've told you repeatedly that people watch for that kind of crap and don't tolerate it here, even if it is in a joking manner. Which in your case it was not. Rikk and I both told you were safe from Pen induction when you promised to keep quiet about Hagar after you posted your Van Hasbeen tour reviews. Unfortunately, you ignored our advice and once again praised the obese cheddar poodle in another thread. Fuck, I never even read that thread or your little Spam compliment until I recieved a couple of pm's about it.

I thought this was lighthearted and just a joke last night. That is why I posted to let the public decide? Honestly, neither Rikk or myself had any intention of tossing you in. However, I've yet to speak with Rikk since all of this has happened today but now there might be a case? Hmmmmmm? This has NOTHING to do with WOLFMAN or what transpired over the past few days. It seems to me that you've single-handedly engaged this pissing contest with my dear friend Rikk yourself. Also, going after a well respected mod and stellar friend in Elvis isn't the smartest thing to help your defense either. Regardless, Rikk is ultimately in charge of The Pen and I stand by his decisions no matter what. He puts a lot of time into making us laugh with this thread as do Guwapo and Bill. I fully commend, respect and appreciate everything that they do here. Also, neither Rikk or myself have stated that we "hate" the links. The place has just changed for the worse and personally, I have no bad blood over there. It just is no longer my "cup of tea" so to speak.

Again Fab, this is not personal at all between you and me. It's completely board related. You shot off yet another Pro-Hagar remark on a Roth fansite and it pissed off a lot of people who cannnot understand why you keep doing it? Hell, I've received many pm's since we started this thing to throw you in and Rikk has as well but we both talked to you privately and chose not to do so. Anyway, when you said that Spammy thing, several people have asked me as to why we are protecting you? These people aren't aware of the history etc. It's just that you keep occasionally throwing subliminal "Sammy is nifty" statements and we all fucking hate him here. This one is your doing and not mine. Like I already stated last night, I had no intention of nominating you. However, you went after Rikk, didn't want a public vote for some reason (which really surprises me because you do have a lot of friends here) and then ultimately got called out. Honestly, this type of fucking drama is completely both unnecessary and useless here. The Sheep Pen is meant to be funny and to expose the biggest troublemaking dolts that troll this place.

Fuck, after all of this shit I don't want to deal with Fab going in the pen. Jeeze, this is a fucking message board for goodness sakes!!!! This shit is fucking pathetic and ridicules.

Ok, sorry for the ramble.

Cheers!!!!

War David Lee Roth and props to this great place!!!!

OUT!!!!!!

MAD MAX has truth in his sights!

That's right. Max hit the nail on the head. No more crying, Fab. If you want to talk about how sexy Sammy is or how cool the tour is, go do it somewhere else if you don't want to get attacked. And especially if you've attacked the shit out of Dave in the past. There is no way I believe you feel differently about the things you said. You just don't want to stand behind them anymore because you are on the Roth site.

If Brett wanted you gone, you must have been starting some serious anti-Roth shit up. Again, I can let bygones be bygones if you indeed don't act all innocent. But read Max's post if you want to understand why this shit happened.

And I will second Max's brilliant point...he and I have never stated that we "hate" the Links. I don't hate the Links. I don't hate Brett. I don't hate Glenn. I don't hate Mike L. In fact, there's only one mod over there I don't like at all, and that's Jimmy. And if you bothered to read this small novel we've been gathering here in the Pen, you'd realize that. Don't put words in my mouth, woman. I stopped posting REGULARLY at the Links because I simply couldn't stand being around sheep. And we started the Pen partly because guys like me left there to avoid sheep, and if they were going to run around baa-ing over here, the least we could do is put a roof over their heads so that they would shut up. Fucking lambchops!

If you still want to fight after reading what my dear friend Max wrote, and if you want to keep taking on Elvis, then I'm afraid the gates will open. And if you don't like that, then leave. But I can't and won't tell you to leave. I don't even want you to leave. And I hate censorship. You are free to post about Sammy Hagar all day. And if you think we are not allowed to throw you in the fucking pen and talk about what a sheep you are, then YOU are doing the censoring.

And I will also comment that Max never PM'd me once in over 24 hours. He was not behind any of that shit last night, and he has never once told me to do anything. In fact, out of respect to his friend WOLFMAN, Max didn't even give me details on what happened with you. And I think that's damn noble of him. Max isn't part of any conspiracy. I remember you from the Links, FAB. Maybe you don't remember...but I do. And if you've indeed reformed, fine. But act like a sheep, and you'll be called out on it. If this were the Links, and I questioned you on saying Sammy is "hot", you would tell me that Roth is 105 and ugly and gay and blah, blah, blah.

But you're not there anymore, are you?:eek:

[ELVIS]

Now who's that BITCH with the fuglyass shadow ??

[Fabulous Shadow]

OMG! I went after ELVIS? He came after me in the "Will you wait thread" out of the blue and for no reason! READ IT!

Where did I say Sammy was sexy LATELY? SHOW ME? nbecause while I do think the old Sammy was sexy... The Sammy on THIS your is overweight and a bad dresser and I have said that several times so SHOW ME...

Sorry I didn't know either of you were joking! Ya see people jump out of the woodwork at me daily around here (like your good buddy ELVIS)
so I take NOTHING lightly! NOTHING!

And no BT, non of those things were EVER posted here and they were all said at a time I was trying to piss a certain Dave lover off by dissing on him. I think it was Sesh who actually pulled all those posts together, not Rikk... Lets give credit where credit is due huh? But as I stated... I was told by POJO that that stuff would NOT be held against me and that I came here with a clean slate so... I think you need to DROP IT! I am not the type of SHEEP that belongs in the PEN but I think THIS is BULLSHIT! RIKK... You have no POWER here so JUMP down! I respected you for your views and your loyalties and I even defended you once even though YOU had dissed ME... You thanked me and gave me YOUR word that I had your support from then on... I still have the PM... If this was a joke, it wasn't funny. I hope yo all had a good laugh.

And if ELVIS is such a stellar mod, why does he go around picking on users who have done NOTHING to him? I think that sets a pretty bad example! Then I'm just a sheep... Too bad... Guess I wont be scanning and hosting the latest Dave article I found... FUCK IT!

[Fabulous Shadow]

That's wonderful Elvis... Here we go!
Thanks for the party guys... It's been real...
I really tried...

[ELVIS]

Not only are you a "SHEEP that belongs in the PEN"...

You are hereby declared 'Sheep Of The Year!'

LMFFEAO!


hahaha...

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
OMG! I went after ELVIS? He came after me in the "Will you wait thread" out of the blue and for no reason! READ IT!

And if ELVIS is such a stellar mod, why does he go around picking on users who have done NOTHING to him? I think that sets a pretty bad example!

No, I started way before that...

I read everything, BITCH!

I've read your posts badmouthing many, many people around here, particularly the women...

..and who gives a FUCK what you think ??

Sometimes I'm just lurking on the sidelines wating to ATTACK!

Hahaha...

I suggest you post with a little more caution in the future.. If you continue to post...

[MAX]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Awesome post Max!

You and Rikk are true Roth Army diehards, who understand what this place is about!

Thanks Elvis!!! You are a bro and a good friend.

I just don't like Fab making this personal with me when she and I actually get along very well. I just want it know to all that post here that Rikk and I have not been protecting her. Her name has been suggested many times and we've spoken with her and now we are made to look like the bad guys. I know that Fab is very popular with many of you and that is great. However, I'm not down with her ripping on Elvis who's practically an instituton here nor her repeated Pro-Spammy stuff.

I don't care if she's a chick and has the right to like Hagar. Spammy is NEVER to be praised at the Army. I get along with Fab just fine but I just want all of you to know (who pm me about protecting Hagarettes) that I'm not protecting her and neither is Rikk. So, now you all know where we stand. She made another Spam remark and she was called on it. It's NOT personal.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I think it was Sesh who actually pulled all those posts together, not Rikk... Lets give credit where credit is due huh? RIKK... You have no POWER here so JUMP down!

Actually FAB, I compiled that list myself. And basically because I remembered some of your past demeanor. I don't like being TOLD who's going in the Pen and who isn't (unless it's someone who also is an Administrator).

Power, huh? Is that what this is all about? Because now you're really taking me on. I had calmed down completely and wasn't even angry at you until I read that last comment.

Are you taking me on, FAB? Answer me again, are you taking me on? I have no power and I should JUMP down?? Okay.

I give you one post to take that back. Or else, it really is on.

[ELVIS]

..and never, NEVER try to correct me, BITCH!

I know what the fuck I'm doing!

[ELVIS]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sammy Who??
Sheep of the Year!!!!

LMAO!

I cannot believe I missed this!





Just like Cat brfore me, I don't think this type of shit belongs here. - Max

[Fabulous Shadow]

Still, no one has SHOWN me this POST where I said RECENTLY that Sammy was SEXY... PLEASE... SHOW me... RIKK, if you can dig up my old links post surly you can find this supposed post I made recently???
SHOW ME...

AS for ELVIS! I am not picking on him... It's quite the opposite and I WILL NOT stop defending myself against him. When he stops I stop. Nobody is going to tell me that I have to stand by and TAKE THAT CRAP from anyone. As for the chicks here, I get along great with all of um. Yeah me and Angel went rounds for awhile, but were sisters now. Anything I said and did was just chick fighting and it's over now. She's my girl! I dont Care if you like me Elvis, I don't Care if you think I'm fat... Your a bitter little fucker and I'm not putting up with your shit no matter what! Your pathetic!

No RIKK I dont want to take you on... I'm tired as hell of fighting just to have a little fun on a meassage board. Why does it have to be so hard? Other than changing who I am and what I like and what I believe, I think I've been pretty fucking cool to everyone here and I have always tried to mend my differences and for the most part I've been successful in doing so... But theres people who get a rise out of doing this shit to me and it saddens me because all I really want is to hang out and talk Van Halen with other die hard fans... Fuck it... I'll always be the target for RUDE ASSHOLES, Cheap laughs and down right insulting photoshopping.