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    Originally posted by MAX
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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm on the floor, laughing my fucking ass off!!!

    That's it, Max. I'm sorry it had to come to this...

    You're banned from the Army!!
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    I am nominating TJ0I8POOP2 to be our next

    sheep incarcerated in the PEN.
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    Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
    I am nominating TJ0I8POOP2 to be our next

    sheep incarcerated in the PEN.
    I second the nomination. Max, do we have a unanimous?

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    It's unanimous.
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    Congratulations, TJVHOU812...you are now officially a prisoner in the SHEEP PEN. You have been unanimously declared a member of the pen by the Sheep Pen tribunal, made up of myself, Guwapo and Max.

    What do you receive for having this giant honor bestowed upon yourself? Well, first off, you have the honor of being considered one of the biggest losers here. Now, that's not a compliment. You don't actually affect us or annoy us...we just find you to be good background humor. You are pathetic, and your pathetic-ness amuses us. You do, however, also receive a LICENSE TO GO FUCK YOURSELF. Guwapo will be posting this later, so enjoy.

    And why did you receive this honor? Simple: You were only a sad twerp before. But then you tried to form a GOAT PEN or some stupid fucking name like that. That was sad enough, because it proved how much the SHEEP PEN affects assholes like yourself. And it also showed that you're only here craving attention. And also, it proved that you have NO originality. But then, you committed the ultimate sin...and that sin should now be listed here:

    It is a sin, punishable by incarcaration into the SHEEP PEN, to align yourself with the SHEEP OF THE WEEK. Once in a while, people will come to the defense of a member of the SHEEP PEN. And this may be occasionally tolerated. But actually aligning yourself with that week's ultimate sheep proves that your life is worth very little and you are desparate for friendship...such a person is probably as unpopular as Sammy Hagar's recent live album.

    So, you aligned yourself with rockvanhalen66, our forum's biggest idiot...and thus, you are a sheep yourself. Now, shape up or you don't eat! You are right now on the road to becoming SHEEP OF THE WEEK this Friday yourself.

    Congratulations!!!

    Guwapo, I expect that LICENSE TO GO FUCK YOURSELF to be posted in the next day or two!!!

    Oh, and TJVHOU812 (or whatever the fuck your name is), Guwapo's name for you was much more suitable. You are now called TJOI8POOP2, as Guwapo has Christened you. Please sign your posts accordingly from now on.

    Thank you, and welcome. Now get in the pen, you fucker!

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    Into the PEN Fucker!

    And have a lovely day!

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    lmao!!!!

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    Originally posted by Rikk
    Congratulations, TJVHOU812...you are now officially a prisoner in the SHEEP PEN. You have been unanimously declared a member of the pen by the Sheep Pen tribunal, made up of myself, Guwapo and Max.
    I simply want to add my congratulations
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    Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
    I simply want to add my congratulations
    so do I...
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    Rikk, Guwapo, and Max... I'm buying you guys a case of beers... Keep Rothin', Brothas!!
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    Originally posted by scottydabodi
    Rikk, Guwapo, and Max... I'm buying you guys a case of beers... Keep Rothin', Brothas!!
    My friend, let's get drinkin'!!!

    TO THE SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Congrats tvhou812..........I always knew you had that special combination of stupidity and bad musical taste. Congrats hope you and your trailer trash friends bust open a couple cold ones in celebration. Oh, don't forget the lube and copy of "Balance"............
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    Sheep shearer

    There's alot of Dave-hating sheep here. Are you sure you have enough room to post them all?

    I'd like to add Fabulous Shadow. She's a Hagar-lovin' attention whore that slams Davy Baby on numerous Roth sites.

    Dumb bitch
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    Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
    it is the mighty rocvanhalen66 to you bitch.....
    LMFAO - you've misspelt your own name.
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    Re: Sheep shearer

    Originally posted by Switch84
    There's alot of Dave-hating sheep here. Are you sure you have enough room to post them all?

    I'd like to add Fabulous Shadow. She's a Hagar-lovin' attention whore that slams Davy Baby on numerous Roth sites.

    Dumb bitch
    Yeah - she thinks she's so charming - she's like nails on a chalkboard

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    Originally posted by BIGBADZERO
    Big Bad Zero is not my real name retard.
    Duh

    Originally posted by Rikk

    Hagar fans are so smart...admitting that their moms have penises.
    Rikk stated this in reply to the following.

    Originally posted by BIGBADZERO
    Yeah, she does. She says you give good head.
    Gentleman........ I had to bring this to your attention.

    The competition is fierce.
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    Originally posted by pete
    Duh



    Rikk stated this in reply to the following.



    Gentleman........ I had to bring this to your attention.

    The competition is fierce.
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!

    Man, we should make Pete the official play-by-play commentator because that was awesome!!

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    Okay people. A few announcements to make.

    #1...Max put forth the idea that because TJ seems to defend Dave a lot, we could possibly let him out of the pen to run freely. Well, the SHEEP PEN requires a unanimous vote by Guwapo, Max and myself to give a poor sheep parole from the pen. Guwapo piped up and declared, "No fucking chance." After considering the matter, I have to agree with Guwapo. It was a good point, but parole (like entry) must be unanimous. Thus, we're sorry TJ (poop boy), but in the pen you must stay. Now, there's also another reason for this... The current SHEEP OF THE WEEK is cockvanhalen69. And SHEEP PEN rules explicitly state that anyone aligning himself/herself with the SHEEP OF THE WEEK is automatically a member of the SHEEP PEN. And since TJ is (like cockvanhalen69) from Rhode Island and actually sleeping with his partner in grammatical crime, there is no way we could justify letting him out of the pen.

    #2...On to other business. It has come to my attention that the SHEEP PEN has many allies. Mind you, pretty much the whole Army (except for the sheep) are our allies. But we have a few select individuals (e.g. Bill, Pete, thefive...many others) that offer a lot to our pen community. And it would be nice to let these Army-members be heard...especially since we have an important decision to make for Friday: selecting the next SHEEP OF THE WEEK. Since this sheep cannot be cockvanhalen69 (no double-termers), this will be a tough decision with so many idiots to choose from. I have a few in mind...but I need to reach out to some of our friends. I think we may possibly even turn this into a vote at some point in the near future.

    So, sheep, keep on shearing yourselves. We'll keep on mocking you. The SHEEP PEN community is growing...both outside and inside the pen. The only thing you have to fear is your own sanity returning.

    Someday, sheep, you will hear the opening keyboard part of WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE and realize..."Hey, Rikk and the other pen administrators were right...this music is really gay!" And then our work will be finished. And all will be well in your worlds again.

    Because, sheep...we are not here to hurt you. We are here to help you. For you will then realize that Van Halen ended with the sad fade-out on HOUSE OF PAIN, to be briefly brought back to life with ME WISE MAGIC and CAN'T GET THIS STUFF NO MORE. (Of course, a few of you will also realize that leaving grade school early was probably not a good idea.)

    So, ideas people!! Who should be the next SHEEP OF THE WEEK?

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    Has "hagarfag4anal" even made it yet? That fucking pillow biting queen has been a thorn in everyone's collective side this week. I don't think he's even been nominated unworthy of pensheepship yet? lol. Fuck, she's a hoof in my side.

    However, not "Good Enough" for racka what? I'll eat some of baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ooooh, just imagine that sound?) Like fucking hooves on a chalkboard? lol.

    I dunno? Let the nominations begin.............

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    "We all know this world's going through
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    It gets to the point where all phenomenons seem
    Crazy and people start looking for ways to live
    Outside from the system that makes them all so blind.

    Some try to find new fields to explore from outside
    Their heads, some go in there and find that the
    Richness of life is so easy to multiply,

    Just by throwing away all the thoughts that keep us
    From learning to now the personality, that lives inside
    Us and tries to come out,

    But facing it is the key to unwind from closing yourself
    As the surroundings provide."

    Look out world it's time to die
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    Some of us have seen the sign
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    When we'll sing no lullabies
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    "The shamen seeds for all mankind"

    One(*) day we will say goodbye
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    Nomore need to compromize
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    Balanced heart needs no disguise
    But shamen seeds for all mankind

    "The shamen seeds for all mankind"
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    ouahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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    Originally posted by pete
    Duh



    Rikk stated this in reply to the following.



    Gentleman........ I had to bring this to your attention.

    The competition is fierce.
    Scary isn't it?

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    Yeah, you know...BIGBADZERO would be a good choice. Dude is so pathetic and sad. And on top of that, I think he's a total virgin. He obviously hasn't been laid before. You should have seen how excited he was to be meeting FAB in Vegas. My god!!! He hasn't been this close to a female since his mom used to let him sleep close.

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    Man, those two sure look like real winners. HEADS OF THE CLASS. (Knowing Guwapo's resources, that is probably a real picture of the two morons.)

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    promise, i will never listen to van hagar again, after seeing this photo!i promise!

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    Originally posted by Rikk
    Yeah, you know...BIGBADZERO would be a good choice. Dude is so pathetic and sad. And on top of that, I think he's a total virgin. He obviously hasn't been laid before. You should have seen how excited he was to be meeting FAB in Vegas. My god!!! He hasn't been this close to a female since his mom used to let him sleep close.

    Beyond cruel and evil. I love it!!!!

    MUHUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Okay folks!! It's time for......


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    This week’s winner is none other than BIGBADZERO.

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    BBZ was born in Van Nuys California in 1967………….

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    This is a very special week for BBZ. Not only has he been

    selected Sheep Of The Week, BBZ proudly announced on

    Thursday that he had finally lost his virginity on Wednesday

    night at the ripe old age of 36. So who was the luck lady?

    Meet Elsa Lipschitz…………

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    Elsa and BBZ met at a Van Hagar concert in 1986 and BB

    has been trying to get into the little hotties bloomers ever

    since. Elsa finally gave in on Wednesday night. When asked

    how she liked the romp in the sack with BB, Elsa replied,

    “Have you seen my glasses, I keep losing those darn things.”

    BIGBADZERO is heading to Las Vegas this weekend with

    Elsa and her friend Lilly……………..

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    BBZ is hoping to end the week on a real high note by

    Smoking up with the girls in his local park……………

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    And then heading home and having his first threesome!!

    Good luck to ya Sheep.

    Now get back in the PEN fucker!!

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    Sergeant Rikk, Private knowitall here sir: can I be in the pen?? I'm not a Hagar fan at all...... I never understood the Sammy thing except that it confirmed that EVH was a major Montrose fan. Anywho, as I said yesterday, I was a huge VH fan until they broke up w/ Dave 20 YEARS AGO and also about '86 or '87 I saw a video of Black Oak Arkansas and their Frontman, Jim "Dandy" Marngrum (real last name, I think he changed it to Magnum). Check this footage out if you can , Tommy Aldridge was drumming, etc... but Jim Dandy was Dave Roth to a T, except about 7 years before Roth ever appeared on the radar. HMMMMM, I'm not exaggerating, check out any Black Oak Arkansas footage, and see Dave's gimmick done by the original. Dave was laughed at when VH first came out and was called a Jim Dandy wannabe. In all fairness to Dave, he took the ball and ran with it, but the mold was already there. Oh yeah, you guys are serious fuckheads.
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    Hi kidvegas how ya doin? Actually this may not be him, but he always brought up that toothless idiot Jim Dandy. I guess Dave got his one of a kind personality and sense of humor from the trailer park dwelling moron too, huh?! "Goldarnit Wilbur, David Lee stole mah fukkin act ......a chicken and a priest walk into a bar........hic..........uh what was I sayin?"

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