To be Honset with you guys,I'm Very Fucked Off with what has happened over the last couple of Days.
Got a Couple of days for me to explain?
To be Honset with you guys,I'm Very Fucked Off with what has happened over the last couple of Days.
Got a Couple of days for me to explain?
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BTW.....I want my Axe back.
Do I give up?
Do I Drink another Beer?
Is this one Big Joke?
I Love Hair Pie.
What I don't understand is The Sheep Pen can't always run on a High.
We have our ups and downs People.
The Sheep have gone for now,But they will be back.
iyutw
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Need your votes one time nah...
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...threadid=46659
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Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!Originally posted by Dan
So to The Sheep Pen Crew,Where do WE go from here?
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noOriginally posted by Dan
Do I give up?
Do I Drink another Beer?
Is this one Big Joke?
I Love Hair Pie.
yes
yes
yes
Who'd have thought anything so virtual could become such a pain in the ass!
Still, there's always boobs.
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Done.Originally posted by Loons The Great
Need your votes one time nah...
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...threadid=46659
Excellent poll Loons...
Grow up to start with.Originally posted by Dan
So to The Sheep Pen Crew,Where do WE go from here?
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That was not targeted at you.
Think to start with.
I see what Rikk means now, this is not what the pen was originally about.Originally posted by Wawazat
If you wanna rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub
If you wanna rub-a-dub, dub love
Love calling, love calling
If you wanna rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub
If you wanna rub-a-dub, dub love
Love calling
Oo baby rock on
If you wanna rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub
If you wanna rub-a-dub, dub love
Love calling, love calling
If you wanna rub-a-dub, rub-a-dub
If you wanna rub-a-dub, dub love
Love calling
apparently
It has become the prattle of the dead.
This board is truly redundant.
Carbon date it, put rikks name on it and lay the fucker to rest.
Maybe a RIP tombstone pic next to the torch one the home page.
You don't know nothing whatsoever about what's going on.Originally posted by katie
I see what Rikk means now, this is not what the pen was originally about.
It has become the prattle of the dead.
This board is truly redundant.
Carbon date it, put rikks name on it and lay the fucker to rest.
Maybe a RIP tombstone pic next to the torch one the home page.
Originally posted by Rikk
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS...
This has been a long time coming. For 20 years now, the world has been inundated by a pesky little specie of mosquito called the Sammy Hagar Van Halen fan. This annoying insect has helped a certain alcoholic dutchman suck the blood out of a once great band. The DLR Army exists to give fans a place to express the element of this legendary band they pledge their allegiance to: the one and only Diamond David Lee Roth. It is not the reality of Sammy Hagar fronting Van Halen again that has created the need for the project we are now proposing to the Army...it is the abundance of pathetic, whiny, moronic and obviously bored Sham fans that feel the need to enter this forum and do nothing but start fights with anyone who doesn't agree that THREE LOCK BOX is a prime piece of rock 'n' roll.
Now I have nothing against Sammy Hagar fans...we're all human..... Okay, I take that back. I don't understand how someone could admire the work of one Samuel Hagar. It blows my mind. But, hey...there are some fans of both eras at this site that are actually okay people and they just have different (and rather strange) tastes. Maybe we want to change their minds, maybe we don't understand how some of these people could place MAN ON A MISSION on the same list MEAN STREET is on...but hey...some of these folks are still nice people. They're still sheep, but they're not all bad.
But then there is the other kind of Sammy Hagar Van Halen fan...the ugly, grammatically-challenged, under-achieving idiot who gets so bitter at the poor ticket sales, the food voucher stories, the unbelievable amount of fat Hagar has accumulated on his body and the public's general disapproval of this reunion that this sort of fan must come onto a site he/she thinks is "pathetic" and spend hours a day flooding our beloved forums with attacks and proclamations that OU812 is a far superior album to FAIR WARNING. It is not so much that such arguments worry any of us...we know how hilarious said arguments are. But the truth is, if someone is going to continue being a fucking idiot just looking for attention, we should give him/her the embarressment he/she deserves. And that is what the ROTHARMY SHEEP PEN is for.
The SHEEP PEN is a hopefully long-living thread that will contain all the latest and greatest information that you, the RothArmy Forum Member, will need to know when communicating with forum members...you may want to know the "Idiot's History" to pick out our most annoying and offensive Hagar-ites. There will be a collection containing all NICKNAME TRANSLATIONS, as well as a collection of BRILLIANTLY STUPID QUOTES by our favorite Hagar-loving folk. Also, if a Van Hagar fan has done something truly offensive to you, this is a good place to call him out and tell the forum how you feel. Or, if you discover that one of these idiots is a scumbag in real life (such as when Lou discovered that Van Herpes is a bad trader), you should post this here (and in a new thread if you like).
At the same time, it is imperative that the ROTHARMY SHEEP PEN remains a lean information machine. We have encouragement to place this important thread here, and it is imperative that we only post the greatest (dumbest) quotes and give only the worst of our offenders a place in the Hall of Shame. It may be necessary to bump the thread up once in a while... But we shouldn't be adding several people a day to the list. Only the biggest sheep can sit in the pen. And we certainly shouldn't be putting people on this list just because they like Sammy Hagar. This should still be a place that encourages freedom of speech and freedom of opinion. The Pen should only be reserved for our repeat offenders...our "Town Idiots"s, if you will. And the quotes should also be pretty special...a quote like "David Lee Roth sucks" is not something worthy of posting at the Pen. But something along the lines of Bastard-Hater's brilliant statement "I'm a better flamer than you" is definitely worth posting. Also, funny quotes by some of our greatest talents, like MEZRO, are also worthy of posting.
The PEN is a place for all to post, but only when something is really worthy of posting. No long threads about nothing...this is a place for instant reference. We'll see how it works. It will also be a great place to immediately call out our local morons...
As it stands now, I have put together this idea with the giant efforts of two other Rotharmy members (one a Mod): MAX and GUWAPO. The three of us think this is a good idea, and we want the place to remain alive and kicking.
So, to start things off, I will now begin the list of MAIN OFFENDERS with their NICKNAME TRANSLATIONS. We can maybe make an expanded version of this list once more names have been added. Of course, I may have missed a few, so any other names should be added as they are remembered:
Dysfunction - TOWN IDIOT
(this poor guy lived in a trailer which has since fallen off a ravine)
Kid Vegas - KID LAUDERDALE
(a true moron)
EVH Fan - VD FAN
(banned...now posts as evhfan2)
L.S.D. - VAN HERPES
(please take special note of this individual...not only is he a horrible
poster but he's also a bad trader...he has ripped several individuals
off and then blamed the fact that he doesn't have a burner!)
Sniper - DIAPER
(not very interesting...just a retard)
A.J. - GayJay
(this individual is also scum at the Links...he's a complete liar who
has fabricated information at his own web site...a real piece of shit
interested in nothing but getting attention for himself)
rockvanhalen66 - LEARNING TO WRITE
(truly the worst writer I have ever seen...and probably the dumbest
of the bunch)
Now, there are more, and their names will be posted in the next couple of days. There are other huge offenders for which proper names have not been decided upon yet. And, of course, anyone can propose any of these new names...the Army needs you.
All I have to say is: Fellow Army Members, it's time to take out the trash and humiliate our local sheep population. These people are pathetic, and we must call them out. We're a more aggressive, more honest (and also more fair) bunch than those at the Links.
As my friend Guwapo says, "To the pen, fucker!" So, open the gates. Let the games begin!
Rikk
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
I know you talk a load of bollocksOriginally posted by Wawazat
You don't know nothing whatsoever about what's going on.
Gotta admit Barbie, you got that right.
Damn, she logged off.
Barbie won't settle for talk i guess.
I'd like to give it another shot. It's been a bad week for the Pen.Originally posted by Dan
So to The Sheep Pen Crew,Where do WE go from here?
Surley we can come up with something.
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Originally posted by katie
Grow up to start with.
I dont feel tardyOriginally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I'd like to give it another shot. It's been a bad week for the Pen.
Surley we can come up with something.
Thanks To Bob and Matt for giving me a chance to become a member of The Sheep Pen.
Thanks for making The Sheep Pen Great.
Thanks to the Other Sheep Pen Crew for keeping it Real.(Great Bunch of Guys.)
I out of Here.
So, Dan's off too.
You bastard.
Is this some drama epidemic ?
It will be.
There'll be another one soon.
Then, we'll be able to release the trilogy on DVD.
That should save me some bucks for multivalent vaccine.
AND...you can buy one of Imapus' whores.
Talk about "bad week"Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
AND...you can buy one of Imapus' whores.
HA!
TEA-that will soothe my mind.
Fuck Off then!Originally posted by Dan
Thanks To Bob and Matt for giving me a chance to become a member of The Sheep Pen.
Thanks for making The Sheep Pen Great.
Thanks to the Other Sheep Pen Crew for keeping it Real.(Great Bunch of Guys.)
I out of Here.
Sad & desperate. with input like this surely the pen has got to go?Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I'd like to give it another shot. It's been a bad week for the Pen.
Surley we can come up with something.
My sentiment exactly.Originally posted by katie
Fuck Off then!
Yup.Originally posted by Wawazat
Talk about "bad week"
If we can't sort this shit out...then we'll probably revert back to a single thread.
But...would that be such a bad thing?
Probably not: there's nothing wrong with compromise is there?
Might be best just to let the issue rest for a bit though.
We'll see...Wait til we reach page 600
Dear Katie, won't you come out to play?Originally posted by katie
Sad & desperate. with input like this surely the pen has got to go?
Dear Katie, greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Katie, won't you come out to play?
Dear Katie, open up your eyes
Dear Katie, see the sunny skies
The wind is low, the birds will sing
That you are part of everything
Dear Katie, won't you open up your eyes?
Look around round
Look around round round
Look around
Dear Katie, let me see you smile
Dear Katie, like a little child
The clouds will be a daisy chain
So let me see you smile again
Dear Katie, won't you let me see you smile?
Dear Katie, won't you come out to play?
Dear Katie, greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Katie, won't you come out to play?
I don't get it: didn't certain members of the Pen stick up for you last time Katie?
“You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'It's time to get yourself a new spoon.' And you do.”
Off for The Weekend,people.Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
So, Dan's off too.
You bastard.
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